ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 6th October 2023

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

Bree's asking the question "have you ever pooped outside" and then regaled the team with a lovely story in the same theme...which Clint swiftly moved along to start another International Birthday Banger! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. I'm at the after party and so are you. It's good to see you here. How have you been? How's the kids? What's um, how's... Oh, you're not asking me. What's your wife's name?

You're asking the people listening. What's your wife's name again? Ah, yeah. Haven't seen you guys since um, when was that? When did I last... Ah, we've got to catch up more. Anyway, I've got to go. Welcome to the podcast everybody. That was fucking weird. What was that window last? We've got to catch up more. Anyway, I've got to go. Welcome to the podcast, everybody.

That was fucking weird. What was going on? I was doing role play. Is that yours? Oh. I was doing role play. That was fun. And the other podcast that you're going to listen to, obviously, because you listen to

both of our podcasts, you'll hear a story about a lady who pooed in a bag. Fuck, that was my favorite story. Yeah. What a top story. She was on her first sleepover and she couldn't bear to do it in front of the guy she was sleeping with, that was my favourite story. Yeah. What a top story. She was on her first sleepover and she couldn't bear to do it in front of the guy she was sleeping with. Was that her house? Was that her house? And she was like, I don't want him to hear me going to the toilet

so I'm just going to go shit in a bag in another room. Here's a text that never made the show. I needed to poo when we were on our boat fishing. I had to crap in a bucket and use a cut up bandage for toilet paper. I tipped the contents over the side, and then seagulls started swooping, thinking the bandages were food.

They spat them out pretty quick. Ew. Wow, that's nasty. Seagulls ain't shit. Have you guys ever had to shit in public? Like, not in a bathroom? I don't think so. No.

Oh. No. Bad time. I tried to once on a scout camp in the bush, but I couldn't do it. I just sort of hiked really fast back to camp, went to the long drop. I tried to go behind a tree,

and I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I was on this island called Stredbroke Island one time and I was there with some friends and we went for like a hike and I had eaten a spicy meal the day before and I was like, shit, I'm going to shit my pants on this hike. And I was like, I'm just going to need to go off into the mangroves and then do a poo and just deal with the consequences anyway. Anyway, I've squatted down into these mangroves

and then all of a sudden I could hear people coming. And I was like, have you ever tried to shit real fast? That's so scary. I was like, there's people coming. And I was like trying to shit as fast as I could. And then I had to pull my pants up halfway. I don't think the people knew what was going on. Mid-poo. You pulled your pants up mid-poo.

I had to. What would you rather? Half a poo in your pants? Or people who are people who are poop? Couldn't you call out, don't come over here. I'm pooping. It was on a walking trail in a national park.

You can't poop in a national park. I know you can't, Claudia. What was I supposed to do? Mummy didn't ever do the Tongariro crossing with you. I didn't poo on the Tongariro crossing. I was fine. Me too, actually. Yeah, I didn't poo on the Tongariro crossing. I was fine. Me too, actually. I didn't ask. Now you know.

I've once checked my poo out the window. Okay. Let's do an international birthday banger, shall we? Yes, please. It's a turtle poking. We're still on! Don't you hate it when it's a turtle poking? It wouldn't flash. And you have to break it off the head.

Oh my God. See ya. I love poo chat. We don't do it as often as we should on this show. I started this and I regret it. We're going to do Lockie Hay Hanson from Wollongong in Australia. G'day, Lockie. You were born on the 18th of July, 1999, so you were 16, 2015.

I think 2015 is when I did shit myself on Stradbroke Island. Oh, my God. Anyway, Lockie, here's your birthday banger. Ella hates this song so much, and I love this song so much. Sorry. I think it's fun. Yeah, it's a beautiful song. Terrible.

It's an A-list. Only cheerleader. She is always in my corner. She took it all. Okay, let's do another birthday banger for Mitch Hart-Peterson from Elko, Nevada, USA. USA! USA! USA!

I'm an American girl of the United States. No. Okay. Sorry. It's a Friday. I felt sorry for you then. Mitch, sorry Mitch, you were 16 in 2011 on the 13th of October. Mitch Sorry Mitch You were 16 in 2011

On the 13th of October Here's your birthday bake Such a great song Banga Mitch Surely the best song of 2011 Our good number one song of 2011 For sure 100%

Okay one more for Lindsay Gardner Swartwood Lindsay Gardner Swartwood From Genoa New York United States USA USA

USA Lindsay Presidents of United I won't do it again Lindsay Lindsay, you were 16 in 2002 And Lindsay, on your 16th birthday, this was number one Yeah, fun Nellie and Kelly, Dilemma.

I know Ella doesn't want it, but I'm definitely voting for Omi Chela. What? Oh, really? Yeah. I'm going for the middle one. Yeah, me too. Are you? Yeah. Claudia?

Yeah, middle one. We found love. Middle one, okay. Banger. Yes, Mitch. Here we go. This is for Mitch. Here's your birthday banger. Come on, Mitch.

Hope you haven't been waiting too long. USA! USA! USA! See you next week. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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