ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 6th September 2023

Episode Date: September 6, 2023

What exactly is it that makes a good podcast you ask? Great question. We've figured out the criteria and ticked off every single box in this episode of the After Party! By that logic this will be the single best podcast you'll ever listen to.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Astrobody in the Astrobody Astrobody in the Astrobody Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast Feet, Matty McLean Who's here? Oh, and Claudia and Ella Yeah, boy!

Yeah, everybody's here Has anybody complimented Matty on his knitted polo yet? Oh, I've literally been staring at it all day. Thank you. I love it. It's very Cannes Film Festival. I got it in France. Bonjour.

I got it in Nice. Very Euro chic. I got it in Nice. Beige. This is what I brought back from my travels through Europe. I went to Europe earlier this year. For your honeymoon. For my honeymoon.

Because I got married. You got married? And so we went on our honeymoon to Europe. The biggest thing I brought back? Beige. Varian. Muted tones and colours. Right

on trend. Did you get a Euro summer? Or spring over there? Or start of summer? We went late May, early June. Okay. Oui, oui, I can get on board with this. Beige. It's all about it. Beige gets a bad rap. Beige is beige. But beige. I like it. There's a couple on the block Australia that only wear

beige clothing. Really? Yeah, they both do. Is there a new season of the block australia that only wear beige clothing really yeah they both do is there a new season of the block australia yeah where is that screening somewhere on the other network how are you watching it brian it's just hearsay yeah oh you've heard there's a yeah it's it's heard on the block um can i around the block there's That's the word on the block. We need to plug that Starstruck TV show. Have you finished it yet? I've watched season one and two, but I haven't actually started season three yet.

It is so good. It is so good if you haven't watched it yet. Rose Matifeo, Kiwi, and Nick Sampson, Kiwi, and Alice Sneddon, Kiwi, and Alice Sneddon, Kiwi, written, directed, produced. Big BBC comedy. It's fantastic.

It's incredible. And it's on TVNZ+. You and I were talking about it just the other day in a cafe for lunch. Yeah, how about this, Claudia? Get this. You won't believe this. I feel like I'm not going to believe this.

We were having lunch, Maddie and I, and we were talking about the show Starstruck. And then out of the fucking blue, Alice Sneddon, who wrote the TV show Starstruck, walked in behind us. Unbelievable. What? As we were talking about it. As you were talking about it. As we were talking about it. Not before, not after.

But during. During. You guys don't even get it. She doesn't even live here. She doesn't even live here. She doesn't even live here. That's unreal. It's like if you were talking about,

I don't know. And it is a, look, it's a great show, but it was a random show for Clint and I to even be discussing in the first place.

Clint's talked about nothing but that show all week. Yeah, that's fair, but I was at the beginning of talking about it at this stage.

Oh yeah. I only just watched it. That is a good story and I'm really happy for you and I'm going to let you finish. I'm going to let you finish. It's like, what are you interested in? It's like if you were talking about RuPaul's Drag Race or some shit that you like.

If you were talking about Eurovision. I actually do love Eurovision. And Conchita Wurst. Oh, a vision. Yeah, you got me. Conchita Wurst Yeah you got me Conchita Wurst sounds like a type of sausage It does Doesn't matter

I'm learning to filter things Did you hear silence and get scared? No I was just going to say I found a really good Vegan branded It doesn't matter I just ate a good sausage the other day That was vegan Alright

Hit us with your vegan sausage recommendation I actually don't know the brand But it's purple packaging everyone This is the worst vegan sausage recommendation I've ever been party to You know what I had Ella Which you'll be proud of me for I had a vegan chocolate mousse the other night

That Lucy made Made with tofu It was phenomenal Really? Yeah It was incredible the other night that Lucy made, made with tofu. Oh. Okay. It was phenomenal. Really? Yeah. It was incredible. It was probably the best chocolate mousse I've ever had in my entire life.

What the heck? I've made like an avocado chocolate mousse before. Have you? Yeah, that's a thing. Can you bring them in? I'll vote for them. Sure. Yeah, I'll do that on Friday.

Yeah. Bring in your mousses. Yeah, I'll do that on Friday. Yeah. Bring in your mooses. Yeah, we'll bring in our mooses. Bring in our moose. Bring in the moose. He's vegan. Oh, no, guys. Can you do it again?

My vegan moans. Are these good? Are these podcasts good? I don't know. I don't know. What qualifies a good podcast? Nobody knows. Let's find some criteria and let's hit every one of them. Okay, do we have celebrity guests?

Yeah. Ella's here. Okay, yeah. Sorry, Maddie's here. Sorry. I am famous. Do we have free-flowing Yes. Ella's here. Okay, yeah. Sorry, Maddie's here. Sorry. I am famous. Do we have free-flowing and natural chatty banter? Yes.

Sure. Correct. I think our laughs are genuine and not forced as well. Do we have microphones and headphones? Yes, we do. And are we recording it? And are we recording it? Yes.

And wait. And I am. And are we sponsored by MailChimp? MailCrimp? MailChimp. What's the other one? That's a niche gag. That's a niche joke.

That's a good podcast joke. That's a great podcast joke, but it's niche. Isn't one of those food boxes always sponsored? Yeah, food boxes or a mattress company. Yeah. Good shit. Today's podcast is going to be great. Oh, food boxes or a mattress company. Yeah. Good shit. Today's podcast is going to be great. Oh, Squarespace.

Squarespace. That was the other one I was looking for. I'm going to Seatgate because that more YouTube. Yeah. And I think that gets in there too. Yes! Yeah. Yeah.

Cool. We need to do a 60-second ad now. Oh, yeah. Now it's time for a live read where Maddie is going to talk about the benefits of... Boobies. Boobies. talk about the benefits of boobies boobies yeah live read about boobies boobies are round it's like steve carell on the 40 year old virgin squishy are they squishy? Yeah. Like a wet bag of sand. Have I ever felt a female breast?

Has any podcaster ever used the product they talk about on the podcast, Maddie? Talk to me like you have used it, okay? But at least with other podcasts, when they've got to talk about a product they have it in front of them unfortunately we cannot supply the product at this time ladies i mean i'll let you touch not see i would feel far too uncomfortable about that. Me too, I take it back. I take it back. It was a nice gesture and offer though.

I was just trying to be like nice and cool, but I feel really weird now. I would have had to leave. Contractually, I would have had to leave. Okay, yeah, boobies. Get them wherever you get your boobies. Okay, that was the worst worst That was the low point I'm sorry

I'm so sorry That was the low point of the podcast I'm sold on the boobies The high point was when the vegan most visited us Yeah that was good And let's get out on a high Like and subscribe Head up to the Apple iTunes store

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