ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 6th September 2024

Episode Date: September 6, 2024

Do you think you have a decent answer-phone message? None of us do but we put it to the test anyway. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Where have you been, bitch? Best. Where have you been? Best after party intro We've got at the moment That's Mama Di Doing Hot to go It's solid

How's everybody doing? That feels like A loaded question Where are you going with this? Yeah I could No I'm just interested In how you're doing Do you want me to do

Like the surface Yeah good how are you? Yeah good fun I'm fucking tired If I'm honest Yeah we could go deep Shit I've had a week Yeah

We've all had a week Yeah you're Fortnite from hell. You're halfway through. Oh, no. Halfway through, Bree. Halfway. But I think it's going to continue on for a fortnight and a half. But, hey, positive.

It might just be a fortnight. It's good to be busy. So good to be busy, guys. Good to be busy. As long as it's less depressing than Taylor Swift's song, Fortnite, you'll be okay. Oh, shut up. No, I think it's about on par. That's a good song.

We were together. Okay. Ella, how are you? I've had a cider. I feel good. You've had a cider? I've had a cider. She's had literally one sip.

Is it a Dickens? Dickens cider. Nice. Got him. Bazinga. Do not say bazinga around me. know the rules bazinga bazinga you sign the fucking contract when you start I forged a signature

can someone give me an NDA I would love to sign an NDA I'd sign one once I want to know a secret Claudia she got a dick insider I don't have any dicks for me yet Ella dick insider i don't have any dicks for me yet ella oh that was that was rough that was fucking way too far um claudia how are you what's up fine how are you screw you

yeah turn turn ella's microphone off she's had enough for today she's got too much dick inside she can still talk through mine oh no she's got way too much dick's got too much dick and cider. She can still talk through mine. Oh no. She's got way too much dick and cider. Way too much dick and cider. So you can say it but I can't. We're talking about the drink. Can I call? Okay, I've got an idea. Because we never do anything on this fucking podcast. Call my mum. I'm going to ask her if she's ever tried dick and cider. Oh shit.

And then hopefully she's around my dad and all that. I'll say call out to dad and ask him. Oh perfect. This is gold. Claudia's on it. Okay. In the meantime, here's a good cider burp. Holy hell.

That was solid. You can edit it. You had more than dick and cider. Turn the thingy up. Hey, this is fun. Kill me. You have reached the message bank of 040... Oh, hey, hey, hey.

I already gave that out one time. Maybe she's busy having some dick inside her. Yeah, let me try and call her. Usually, I'll call her and it goes to message bank and then she calls me right back. But anyway, hold on. Let me call her. Do you guys have answer phone messages?

No, I need to set it up. Yeah, I think I do. How do you set it up? I hate myself for it. My answer phone literally goes, text me, please. I think mine does too. You have reached message bank of 04. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

She's probably at Aunty Cheryl's. There's no reception out there. Have Gin Z cancelled voicemail messages? No, can you set it up for me and I'll do it in a British accent? Let's all listen. Okay, I've got another idea. Oh, no. Well, no one else is bringing it.

Clint's already on the same track that I was going to say. Who are we calling, Clint? We're going to listen to everyone's voicemail and see who's... Hi, this is Clint Roberts. Sorry I can't get your call at the moment. The best thing to do is text me. But if you can't, leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can. Thank you.

Wow, that's really perfect. I hate it. I hate it so much. I hate that it's in the car. Why was I driving? Yeah, why is it in the car? Are you that busy that you can't answer the call and you have to record your voicemail in the car? It was probably one of those ones where you got a voicemail received and they were like,

you can't check it until you set it up. And you're like, I don't do it now. Why was I doing my phone voice as well? Okay, who's next? it until you set it up. And you're like, I don't do it now. Why was I doing my phone voice as well? Okay, who's next? I'll do mine. Okay. Hey, it's Claudia. I'm sorry I can't come to the phone at the moment.

Send me a text if it's urgent and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. That's good. That's very professional. I'd say closet at the top. You did have a little millennial pause at the start. Clip in second. Okay, can someone call my number? Do I just click

Just hang up. I did the side little button. And then can we pretend to do mine and then I'll do one live? I'm going to feel included. No, you're not involved. Oh. Do one live? I'm going to feel included. No, you're not involved. Ella speaking. I don't know. I actually can't remember what mine is. Mine sounded like a child.

Hi, leave me a message or I'd probably be more likely to reply to a text message. Thanks. Bree wins. Yeah, really good. When you finish it. You wreck it. Shorter, sweeter. Yeah, and also it's ambiguous.

Like if they know you, they'll recognise your voice. If they don't, they've got no fucking business knowing your name. True. Why don't I say, hi, it's Clint Roberts. This is my address. You should know that. This is my social security number. If you're calling me, yeah.

Oh, true. I don't have one. Well, we're going to find out. It's nothing. I just want to see. I hope she's got a wicked welcome. I want to do it. British accent. Okay, hold on. You can find out. It's nothing. I just want to see. I hope she's got a wicked welcome. I want to do it. British accent.

Okay, hold on. You can do it. Just sit tight. Oh, she can't hang up, though, because she doesn't have her phone today, so we're just going to have to sit. We're going to have to sit in this for a bit. What's this? Do you have your phone?

I forgot it. It's in her bed. Do you have your phone here today? It's been really weird. Ready? I'm picking it up. I'm picking it bed. Do you have your phone here today? It's been really weird. Ready? I'm picking it up. Can't take your call now. When you've finished recording...

Oh, this is the best one. This is the best. No! Oh, no. Hey, Ella. Hi, how are you? Hey, Ella, it's you. Where are you, bitch?

Can I give you my answer machine? Yeah, go for it. Okay, thank you. This is what I've been wanting to do. Oh, you're going to give your answering machine message to yourself. Ring, ring, ring, ring. Hello there. Leave a message or text me. I'll get back to you ASAP. Bye. I've called the wrong person.

I tried to chill. I maybe feel a bit sick. I'm sure I've got Keira Knightley's phone number. I look pretty. Maybe I won't do it. A little sighted down. All right, let's get out of here. Let's go, baby.

Let's party. Wait, one more chorus. Have a great weekend. Who sings this? Go the All Blacks. See you on Monday. Yeah, mum. I'm horny, horny, horny tonight. I'm horny, horny, horny.

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight.