ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 7th April 2025

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

T-minus 5 days until Producer Ella's wedding and Bree & Clint are trying to get Mumma Di to crash it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Hello everybody, welcome to the after party where it is five days until Ella gets married. Five days. Woah dude. Woah dude. Are you excited? I am. like if i think about it i get that feeling you know which feeling no like that that feeling you go full caveman nervous yeah

so i'm trying not to think about it and very much diving into all these videos we have to edit yeah she's distracting herself from work yeah good, good idea. It's quite good. Claudia's been really nice though in telling me to book all my things. That's unusual for Claudia. I know, but I'm not being nice about it.

Yeah, I think she's coming down to something. Have you got a fever? I'm sick. No, I'm not being nice about it. I'm just being a good friend and peer pressuring her into booking all the things

that she hasn't booked. She's bullied me. Like the things that you just need to go on the internet and select a menu and click and book. So I booked't booked. She's bullied me. Like the things that you just need to go on the internet and select a menu and click and book. So I booked my eyes. She's done well. And my tan today, thanks to Claude.

She wanted to get contacts. She didn't have to wear glasses. And she's like, I think I've left it too late. I think you've left it way too late. Bro, it's on Saturday. I know, but I called them. I was like, I've got a situation. She's like, oh, okay.

Well, we can do dailies and we'll give you special stuff for your eyes so it feels comfortable for at least the ceremony. Yeah. You've got to do that. You can't wear your glasses on your wedding day. Ah, whatever. No, she's sorted. She's going to get her contacts.

She's called them. I was going to say, but then she needs to have contacts because she wants to be able to see what's going on. She's pretty blind. I actually am. I'm pretty blind. She's really. I actually am. I'm pretty blind, man. I'm going to get my eyes checked, actually.

Yeah, you do. You really do. Mama Di got offered. What? Some free stuff. Oh, no. Like a hookup. Yeah.

What kind of free stuff? Well, it was her and I. We got offered to go to this glasses place and pick out some stuff. And I haven't told her yet because she's coming to visit. She gets here tomorrow. Wait, what? She's coming? Her and I, we got offered to go to this glasses place and pick out some stuff. And I haven't told her yet because she's coming to visit. She gets here tomorrow. Wait, what? She's coming?

Tomorrow. Why? Yeah. She gets here tomorrow. When were you going to tell us? Yeah, hi. I feel like I need to prepare. I don't know why I haven't told you guys. I haven't told us.

Yeah. I haven't shaped. Is Big Steve coming? He's not coming tomorrow, but he's coming in a week after. Because Claudia's single now and she's only into me now. Big Steve is not single. I didn't say anything. Jesus. I'm allowed to

look. Yeah. A girl can dream. A girl can dream. A girl can climb. Anyway, if there's any content ideas we want with Mum and I and Big Steve while they're here, think about it. Okay. We've got two weeks. Well, Clint's away on Friday. Oh, yeah.

Oh, imagine mum gets out of my house. Hey, mum. We're robbing you back in. Would you mind subbing back in? It's your once annually. We could strap a GoPro to her and get her to crash Ella's wedding this weekend. Oh, that's a great idea.

I would like that. Jesus. Dress her up as a waiter. Put her on roller skates. Put her on roller skates. Put her on roller skates. Over the cobbles. Yeah, heck yeah. Do that.

Put her on a jet pack. Helicopter her in. Break her, yep. They're like roller skating so hard. Can we go out for coffee with her? Yeah. Or invites? Can I come?

Yeah, of course you can. Can we do it before Thursday? Yeah. Oh, it's not I come? Yeah, of course you can. Can we do it before Thursday? Yeah. Oh, it's not here. Yeah. Okay. But she's going to be here. Oh, you go away.

Wednesday. Or I'm back Tuesday. Oh, she'll be here. Oh, cool. Yeah. Don't stress. I'll buy her a coffee. We'll get to see her.

When are you going on honeymoon? 28th of April. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Thailand, baby. So you're coming back to work. Well, there's two weeks of three weeks, three days of work.

Yeah. So that's six days and two weeks. And I was like, you know what, I'll just work. Yeah, good idea. You know, like it would be such a fun vibe of like, oh, my gosh, that was great. The wedding, the photos. You do want to do a bit of that. Yeah.

Yeah, that is nice. Yeah. That'd be good. So, yeah, slay. Oh, delightful, guys. Yeah. That'd be good. So yeah, Slay. Oh, delightful, guys. Who's covering me? I'm nervous about this. It's a work in progress.

Well, it's just Claudia and I here on Friday, isn't it? Fucking no one. Classic. Yeah. What about all the beautiful algorithms? Soon Claudia's probably going to be sick on Friday. It'll just be me here. Oh, that's a good idea.

I'll get you sick. Help, I'm sick. Except then I probably shouldn't go to your wedding if I'm faking sick on a Friday. Yeah, no, please don't. And especially because I will be at the wedding as well

and I'll be like, what the fuck, man? What are you doing here? Where were you? Let's be sick on Monday, shall we? Yeah, fair. Okay. I'll just sit there on Monday.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. King! Ross doesn't listen to this, does he? Nah. No, definitely not. We're just joking.

Absolutely not. Ross, I'd give you five bucks if you messaged me Actually, yeah, Ross, that's a great idea. Shit, I've just realised it's one of my good friend's birthdays. And message him.

In which country? This country. Oh, you're good. You're still on the same day. Yeah, true. It's not your job to remember your friend's birthday. Oh, birthdays are so hard. But it's nice.

You know, I like getting, I still love getting messages on my birthday. Yeah. I feel like, no, I'm not going to be angry at people that don't message me, but I really appreciate people that do remember. It's nice. What's the perfect happy birthday message? Okay, let's construct it. Happy birthday.

You sexy thing. Chuck a compliment in there. You good looking rooster. Rooster. Rooster. Good looking rooster. Been thinking of you. I don't know.

Have you get some birthday sex? I don't know. Girl, some birthday sex I don't know where's your mind at the wedding's so soon it's weird when they've gone quiet wow this is awesome we've never had this what were you saying before

Ross if you've listened to this Ross if you're listening to this can you please text Ella v words i'm listening where's my five five dollars give me five bucks yeah and we may or may not give you five bucks i doubt it but there's hope is the message done yet do i have to read it out yeah you're constructing the best birthday message either. Oh, God. Am I? Yeah, you took us halfway there. You literally went quiet to write this. She's edging us.

It's kind of personal. We were waiting for it. That's why we were still here. All right, see you guys tomorrow. What the heck? I just said thank you for all the times we've cried and eaten chicken nuggets in bed. Aw, whose birthday is it?

Thanks for all the times you made me feel understood when no one else did. What the heck? I love you. Have the best birthday. Hope you get spoiled, rotten, XX. That is so lovely. That's it.

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