ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 7th August 2023

Episode Date: August 7, 2023

Scroggin or trail mix? What even is the difference? Then somehow we started talking about UTIs.... sorry about that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast where we are trying desperately to decipher the difference between trail mix and scroggin. I think you're right, I think trail mix is just nuts and seeds and scroggin has got the chocolate That one has the little fruits in it then? That trail mix. Oh, this is going to shoot.

It's got a third name. What? Trail mix or gorp. What? Gorp. It's a type of snack mix typically combining a combination of granola, dried fruit, nuts, and sometimes candy developed as food to be taken along on hikes.

Gorp? G-O- on hikes. GORP? G-O-R-P. GORP? GORP. I wonder why that didn't catch on. GORP. So what's Scroggins then? This trail mix I'm looking at is heavy on peanuts and M&Ms.

And let's get Scroggins. Scroggins has the little... Claudia, would you spell Scroggins with a C or a K? A C. Scroggins. C, definitely a C. Scroggins, no little... Claudia, would you spell Scroggen with a C or a K? A C. Scroggen. C, definitely a C. Scroggen, no, no, no, no. Yes.

Serious? You'd spell it with a K. C. No, an S. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, no, no shit, Sherlock, it's got an S.

The second letter. Oh, my lanta. You weren't listening, were you? No. What the fuck did you think we were talking about? The first letter of Scroggins. Of course. I was like I'm the smart one. Oh my god. When you google Scroggins it defaults to trail mix. Oh really? They're the same thing. They're the same thing. I reckon. Trail mix. Gorp. I hate the trail mixes that have heap of cranberries in it. Oh, yeah. Stop bulking it out with fucking cranberries. Well, the raisins, but they're like the pale yellow ones. Fuck, I hate raisins.

I used to get, I think I know why I hate sultanas, because my mum used to put them in our lunchbox every day. Sultanas were like bougie raisins, though. They were more sugary. We had sultanas. We never got raisins. We had sultanas. Cranberries in your trail mix are good for preventing a UTI in the bush.

Yeah. Well, ain't that the truth? What have they got for thrush? Can you get thrush in the bush? You can get thrush anywhere, my friend. What do you mean, can you? I feel like you would. It's only in the bush, isn't it?

Can't you get thrush if you leave your wet togs on for too long? Yeah, what if you're not changing your hiking undies often enough? Yeah, that can give you thrush. Not fun. Women's downstairs, eh? What a complex and mysterious world that I know nothing about. It really is. Have I told you my story about my UTI?

No, it's fine. It's funny. It's fine. Is it? Yeah. Basically, I had sore tummies and stuff. And then on my birthday, mum was like, I'll take you to the hospital. And I got admitted to hospital for a weekend. How old were you?

On my birthday! Yes, five. So maybe nine, ten. I had severe, like, severe problems when I was like, maybe from the age of seven till probably 10. Sorry, just to stop you there. Constant UTIs.

Just to stop you there. And then I got a kidney infection. I was going to say, I have to have a funny ending. Yeah, there you go, the funny ending. You know the doctors told my mum that I was just like, they were like, nah, she's just faking it because she doesn't want to go to school. And then did you find Tim Blacks?

And then. What? Oh, no, don't cool storyaking it because she doesn't want to go to school. And then did you find Tim Blacks? And then. What? Oh, no, don't cool story bro her UTI story, Claude. That's inappropriate. Okay? A woman needs to be free to tell her. Oh, my God. We need a talking stick.

Don't make me talk about how I'm using period undies now because I will. Yeah. I will. How was it? Pretty bloody good. I rate them. You know what else someone told me, and this is actually good info. I don't know if it's true or not, but I'll tell you anyway.

You know, apparently period undies or I think there was another thing. A cup. No, not a moon cup. The thing that's flat. It's like a circle. Oh, diaphragm. No, no, diaphragm's for contraception. A discus. This is for period. You put like a circle oh diaphragm no no diaphragms for contraception a discus this is

for period you put like this yeah another one circle anyway yeah apparently like using period undies or like the circle or whatever you don't get your period for as many days because it's free flowing because it can come out when it needs to whereas whereas a tampon or like a moon cup, you're pretty much plugging it. Stopping it. So then it takes longer. Has that not blown your mind? It blew my mind. It blew my mind.

Yeah. Free-flowing. Remember that time we gave out tampons on our show? That was a good day. We did, yeah. Every caller wins tampons. Nice. Can we do that with period undies?

But I don't know if that's actual science behind it, but try it and see. But, I mean, I would definitely get out the period undies if that means it cuts a couple of days off. Imagine getting a Ouija and being stuck on a flagpole but with a period undies. What? And you've got your but with period undies. What? And you've got your period at the same time.

What? Oh, inappropriate. So, Scroggon, back to Scroggon. Claudia, I felt like you were going to say something and then we all talked over you. I used to wonder why they were UTIs. I was like, surely it's RI. I was like, a urine retract

infection. Oh, that's funny. Urinary tract. I was like, a urine retract infection. Oh, that's funny. And I was like, I don't understand that. The urine has retracted. Yeah, why would it be a UTI? What is it? It's a urinary tract. It's an infection in your urinary tract.

That's what I had. Yeah. Yeah, we know. You told us. And it's fucking weird. It makes you feel like you want to go to the toilet. Yeah, it's weird. And then you go so fast.

And then it hurts when you do go to the toilet. And then. So Scroggins. Yeah, Clint's over this shit. Let's move on. I agree. Let's move on. Dried banana chips.

Are we into the dried banana chips in our Scroggins? I don't know about the dried banana chips. Yum. I love them. I don't enjoy any kind of old banana, but I would. I do enjoy. It's not an old banana. It technically is.

It's a dry banana. You like the young ones. I like the... Technically, it's frozen at the age of when it got frozen. Yeah, well, dehydrated. Is it dehydrated? Yeah. Dehydrated.

Yeah, dehydrated. It just tastes like bananas. I came very close to buying a dehydrator. Oh, my God. You know what I... I thought you would. Yeah, see, that's like a... I know. I know. You're going to have like. Yeah, see, that's like a – I know.

I look at – You're going to have like a bench top. Ella would love a dehydrator. Vegans love that shit. We had a fig tree that was dumping bulk figs, and I was drying my figs. How much is a dehydrator? I think they're a couple of hundred bucks. Oh, that's not too bad.

They kind of look like an air fryer or like a rice cooker. But I was drying out these figs in the oven, but I was running the oven for like 12 hours i was like what is this doing to my power bill not ideal you know what i have fucking like figs that much you're like i don't even know what to do with these you know what i have actually thought about buying in the last couple of months and i've looked into prices yeah have you guys i want to get a Freeze dryer What? Is that? What's between a freeze dryer And a dehydrator?

It's completely different What is it? So a freeze dryer You put like candies And other things in there And it freeze dries candy It can freeze dry ice cream It can freeze dry anything

Pretty much I still don't get what it does So It dehydrates everything No It makes everything chalky Cold Kind of No it doesn't dehydrate it Because dehydrating everything. No. It makes everything chalky. Cold. No, it doesn't dehydrate it because dehydrating everything gets smaller

whereas this gets bigger. I've seen them on the TikToks. Yeah, I've looked into how much they are. I really want one. Are they expensive? Yeah, they're quite expensive. Freeze drying is a process in which water in the form of ice under low pressure is removed from a material by sublimination.

What? It looks so cool. Sublimation. The process is found in many applications for the production of high quality food and pharmaceuticals. You can buy freezes. It freezes the water in the item. Everything gets bigger. And then it removes it.

So it literally turns into like soft. Yeah, buzzy. But you can buy a heap of, there's a lot of companies that do freeze dried candy and you can buy all different types. Looks so interesting. I really want to try it. What do you want to freeze dry? I could just freeze dry anything.

Maltesers? Freeze dry them? Oh, yum. Like when you got that Upholstery cleaner You're like I'll just upholstery clean everything And I did for a while Yeah It was great

And then I broke it And I had to wait a year For a hose replacement Kmart's put out a rip off one An Enco Have they An Enco one What

$90 You know why they would have done that Because they're so popular And it would have been happening to heaps of people Oh you mean just the actual machine The whole machine Oh right They're putting out a whole

Man this is some domesticated shit on this podcast I'm confused I love Anko shit So if you know Abyssal Which is the upholstery cleaner that everyone has Kmart is putting out a rip off one You know how Anko does a version off one spot cleaner you know how Anko does a version of everything

they're putting out an Anko spot cleaner for $90 but good luck getting one because they sell out like that it's so quick yeah

it's kind of like it's kind of like Pokemon what? like I always you've got to catch them all I always yeah I always

pictured I always felt like Kmart was very similar to Pokemon Go and I'd always like follow, I always pitch it. I always felt like Kmart was very similar to Pokemon Go and I'd always like follow Kmart's Instagram and then I would like try and catch them. You've got to get on those Kmart Facebook pages. No, trust me.

At one point I was so obsessed. I was following all these different pages and something would come up and I'd rush down to Kmart. All right, we've got to get out of here. We've got to get some Sunmade. What's that? What's the cranberry drink? The ocean spray?

Oh, yeah. We've got to get some ocean spray. For our URIs. For our URIs. What was the song? What was the song? Fleetwood Mac. Fleetwood Mac? And it went famous because he was drinking cranberry juice?

Or was it? How'd it go? It was Dreams by Fleetwood Mac, right? Right. Was it? How'd it go? It was Dreams by Fleetwood Mac, right? When you hear this, think about your urinary tract. Just before we go, this will blow your mind. When was the last time you thought about the song? Dreams can come true.

Don't give in, babe. I'm living proof that you know you got to have them. You know you got to be strong. Dreams. Either I don't know that song or your version's just not clicking. How do you not know that? Get it up. It's probably just your version. Do you have it?

What's it called? Dreams. Dreams? Dreams. Oh, dream is over. True. That one? The song is called Gabrielle Dreams.

Oh, I love Gabrielle. Oh. They can't come true. I don't know. Let's ride this out. Come on, Claude. You know it. Good podcast today.

The other one. Make sure you grab it and listen as well. Mama Di gets pranked. Yeah, she does. Pranked real hard. And I can't say barrettes. Stop. See you guys tomorrow.

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