ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 7th December 2023

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

Bree has a crack-up joke to share, and we delve into a few very specific Guinness World Records. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. I'm not eating chips on the podcast. Oh, don't do this again. I wouldn't do that. I'm going to. Podcast's different. This is the smartest thing I've ever seen. It's a beer company in New Zealand have put out their own chips to go with the beer.

And it says, oh, they must be giving them away free with the beer. It says free chips make beer drinking better. Hell yeah. They're really good. Free chips do make it better. I'm a little bit of chips. It's just that time of the day, right, where it's like an hour or so before dinner and you're so hungry. And you just start eating shit.

And then I always ruin my dinner. Always. Do you guys, I had a joke for you guys. Oh yeah? You wanted to hear a joke. It might be good for Ella's comedy routine that she's working on. Yeah, nice. Thank you.

You still working on that? Yep. When are you going to debut it? Well, Bree and I need to do a comedy course. I don't, I need to learn. Are you guys going to comedy school together? Yeah. It's like clown school.

Oh, no, I hate clowns. We all pile in a tiny car. Yeah. Honk, honk. That's funny. Okay, I've got a joke for you. You ready? Did you guys actually hear that Clint Roberts'

penis was in the Guinness Book of Records? Was it? Yeah. Why was Clint Roberts' penis in the Guinness Book of Records? Well, it was for a while, but the librarian told you to take it out. Oh, my God. I didn't see that coming.

Neither did the book. Neither did the book. Why is it in the book? Yeah. Page 69. Forget about it. It's gone. It was on that page that I always, in every, don't lie to me, every teenage boy used to

go to the school library, get the Guinness Book of World Records and just go to the page Oh yeah. You know the page? What page? Record for the world's biggest boobies. Every time I didn't even know that was a thing Straight to that page, yeah. So this woman with shocking, shocking

breast implants. Are they real? Oh they're not real. They're not real, no. Yeah, right. I wonder what the biggest boobs are in the world, but like naturally, like what would they be? Surely there's a Guinness record for that. There would be. Yeah.

The biggest. They've got Dama records, so. True. The biggest boobs ever. You know, do you girls know, because you weren't here, Clint and I were both here. Where were we? We have a world record on this show. I've heard about this.

Oh, is the snake spitting? Yeah. Gleeking world record. It was performed in studio. It's a squirting world record. Yeah. Oh, gross. Congrats, guys.

Something to be proud of. We laid down some brown paper and Brie squirted. About three or four metres. Nice. It was long. It was long. Can you bleak on command? Yeah.

Pretty good. Yeah. Do you want to see? No. Yeah, I do. It's pretty gross. We've got to put the brown paper down. I wonder how many people like percentage-wise.

That happened in a pre-COVID world, by the way. Buy me a drink. Yeah, that definitely wasn't after COVID. No. No way. It says here, the Guinness World Record for largest natural breasts belongs to New York native Annie Hawkins-Turner and her chest over nipple measurement.

So, wait, what's that? Oh. Is it in centimetres? 70 inches. Just give us the cup, baby. Give us the cup size. Wait, wait, wait. A little bit off track. Oh, no. Yeah, baby. Give us the cup size. Wait, wait, wait. A little bit off track.

Oh, no. Yeah, here we go. Here we go. So she wears a bra size. Get this. Are you ready? Her bra size is 102 triple Z. Triple Z?

No. A hundred and two. No. That sounds like a fucking radio station. It does, doesn't it? Welcome back to 102 Triple Z. No. Cut them off.

Two big tits in the morning. 102 Triple Z. We've got big titties and all the hits. All the hits and all the tits. Sorry, I'm still eating chips. Stop. I didn't even realise that that would exist. They're natural, biggest natural breasts.

You just wouldn't be able to move. You could literally tie them in a knot and toss them over your shoulder. Yeah, you'd take out an eye with those. You're a continental soldier. Yeah. Toss them over your shoulder like a regimented soldier. Do your titties. Hang low. Triple Z's.

All right. I'm going to get home. So let's go. Have a great podcast, everybody, on the other podcast. The other podcast is good. A lot of Taylor Swift. But it's a good podcast. Tom Sainsbury's on there.

A lot of Taylor Swift. A lot of tits. And riddles. Some scandalous relationship chat in there There's a real good riddle on there Fresh riddle Fresh riddle And a warning for the future of pornography

That's what you can expect in the other podcast And a politician farting And a politician farting That's good All the good stuff Lap it up See you tomorrow Bye

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