ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 7th February 2024

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint After Party Podcast. You just, you just woed in. I what? You just did a woe. I just saw you woe. I woed in. What's the thing?

Isn't that a whip? A nay nay. Did I whip a nay nay in? You just whipped a nay nay in. Damn. Unintentionally. Hi everybody, welcome to the podcast. I Unintentionally. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the podcast.

I'm so... No. Guys, I found it. We're in the grips of finding out how many steps Brie did on the day that she walked 50 kilometres for charity. I feel like this is a big deal. 50 kilometres in one day. I burnt nearly 4,000 calories.

Okay. Whoa. And I did a total. I lost it. Hold on. Fucking hell. Another drum roll, please. Okay. One more drum roll.

You tell me when you're ready. A total. A total of 59,441 steps. Those shoes. Holy shit, that's a lot. Are those shoes had it? I've kind of worn them a little bit since, but I feel like they're a bit had it.

Because now that I'm a hashtag runner, I'm just a runner, I just add the hashtag. They were expensive shoes, though, and they were pretty new, so I feel like they might have a little bit left in them. I'm learning that people who run regularly, they change their shoes a lot. Yeah. Like new shoes every three months kind of thing.

Yeah, my boyfriend's a runner and he's at the Dress Smart outlet. That's expensive. Getting shoes all the time. Oh, that's a good way to do it. Yeah, he doesn't care about what they look like either. So he had like bright pink, bright yellow. Yeah. I did a trail run on the weekend, like a bush run,

and I got given some shoes from somebody, some hand-me-down shoes. I saw that on your Instagram. I was like, this is the worst colour for a trail running shoe. Why would companies making trail running shoes go, oh, let's make an all-white bright white shoe. Yeah, like bright fluoro-white.

You're right, they're made for the trail. Those are not road running shoes. Why would they do that? I got so much shit for that, and I'm like, read the fucking caption. Hand me down shoes. They're freebies. I was about to give you shit and then I read the caption. And I read the caption and I was like, oh, hand me down. That's all good. Actually, I actually should get more credit for running in white shoes because I didn't buy them. White shoes are so weird. Like white running shoes?

Any full colour running shoe I find weird. Like an all black? I've only got black and white. I've got black ones. No, but is it all black? Yeah, black sole, black laces, black tongue. I hate it. Really?

Well, to be honest, maybe not on you, but on me, it makes me look like I've got no feet. I get that. And my legs look real stumpy. Do you do like a black upper and a white sole? I'm a black up top, white down bottom. Yeah, I think that's the classic. That's how I would describe you.

That's the classic truth. Like a top, white down bottom. I do have a white person arse. Like I really do. Like my partner has the best ass in the whole world. She does. Like just perky. Okay, that's not appropriate. Oh, okay.

No, actually comment on it because it is true. She's just got a perky, like the perfect amount. Yeah, it's fucking good. Too much. And me, just the whitest, flattest, white person ass in the world. It's yin and yang, though, you know?

Takes all sorts. I don't want to be yang. I want to be ying with a bit of zing. Everyone wants to be ying, eh? Yang sounds like an afterthought. Yang sounds like it hangs low. Yeah, ying is like the leader. Yang's definitely the white one going up to the top, the big bubble.

And yang is to be the blobby one at the bottom. If I could the top, the big bubble. And yang would be the blobby one at the bottom. If I could describe it in sounds, this is how it would be. It'd be like Ying! Ying! Like you're hitting a triangle. Ying! And then yang, you're blowing a tuba.

I'm so I'm so Let's go around the room Okay what's Claudia? Claudia's a yang Thanks guys Ella Definitely

Ying Clint Yang Isn't that funny? What's that other game that went around like that where people Frog or mouse Frog or rat I didn't like that one

I didn't get it. Yeah, I didn't really get that one. The idea is that everybody either looks like a frog or a rat. Yeah, it's one or the other. I'm a rat. Oh, my gosh. I think you're a little bullfrog. Yeah, I think you're a frog.

I think Clint's definitely. I'll take it. Clint's definitely. Oh, see, I don't get it because I don't know. No, I don't get it. Let's not pretend we get it. No, we don't get it. Laurel. Anyway. Yanny. Yanny. Okay, wait, let's't get it because I don't know. No, I don't get it. Let's not pretend we get it. No, we don't get it.

Laurel. Anyway. Okay, wait, let's do a few more people. What about fill-in producer sometimes, Megan, Sega? No, we've got to do people that people will recognise. Okay, Ross. Yang. Yang. Dua Lipa.

Ying. Yeah, Ying. What about, who else is fun to do? What about Pixie who filled in at the start of the year for us? Ying. I said pick people that people will know and you've picked someone who's done this podcast once. Once. And I'm not even sure how much she talked.

Who's the most obscure fucking person I could think of Um Okay Uh Jack Black Ying Yeah Ying What

He's a Ying 100% He's a high energy Yeah He's a Ying for sure He's a Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Just like off the walls Ying Ying Ying Ying

Kyle Gass Yang Who The other member of Tenacious D I don't know him well enough Fake fans Tenacious D That's his brother Kyle

Yeah What? My brother Kyle here Me and my brother Kyle here Taylor Swift Yang Yang Yang

Yang The Weeknd Yang Yeah like a little bit dark and ominous and mysterious Usher Yang Oh that's a hard one. I reckon Yang though.

Yang, I think. I get like murky vibes. Too cool. Yeah. Kanye West. Not Yang. Yeah, Yang. Billie Eilish.

Ooh. Yang. Ooh, Yang. Yeah, definitely Yang. Is this disrespectful to, is it Chinese culture, Yan and Yang? I would say so, yeah. If it is, we're going to do a coverall. We didn't mean it to be.

Okay, we're good. No, we definitely didn't. It 100% is from Chinese culture. But I think that's pretty much like we're playing the game of what it actually is. What are you laughing at? I just love your disclaimer. Oh, yeah.

Sorry. I didn't mean it. Ignorance is yeah sorry yeah didn't mean it ignorance is bliss he didn't mean it but that's essentially what it is and i haven't looked it up but yin and yang describing the different kind of spirits in people it's it's it's balanced yin and yang there's a yin and yang to everything yeah but there's like yin and yang people right as well if they yeah well in a couple there can be if they balance each other out there's a yin and yang people, right, as well. Yeah, well, in a couple there can be if they balance each other out, I think. Yeah, like there's a yin and there's a yang. I think it's like an energy thing too. Which is exactly the game we were just playing, describing people's energies, yin or yang.

Okay, if you want us to do some more, have we rebranded our Facebook page yet? Oh, yeah, well, that's our journey that we need to go on. That's our journey this week. What have we settled oned our Facebook page yet? Oh yeah well that's our journey that we need to go on. That's our journey this week. What did we settle on? Fuck we came up with a good name for it.

Was it my one? I think it was Claudia's Group Therapy. I really like Group Therapy. Should I change that today? Yeah change it today. Is it Group Therapy Group or just Group Therapy?

And what should the cover photo be? Just a yin and yang. If you know, you know. This was one time we've talked about this. You want to make it the whole podcast family page? No, not that. I really don't want to do too much photoshopping. It's quite intense.

Oh, I'll do it. Okay, cool. I'll submit my Christmas photos as my CV to get your permission. Hello, everyone. Welcome to group therapy. You know who we should get on group therapy? It's that chick from Married at First Sight. Remember I told you guys about her?

I'm obsessed with her. Or even John Aiken. And she talks like this. She sounds like she does therapy. Ying. Ying. No does therapy. Ying. Ying. No, Ying. Ying.

Yeah, she's definitely Ying. She's Ying, yeah. John Aiken? Ying. No, Ying. Ying, you reckon? Ying, little hamster. Ying, Ying, Ying, Ying, Ying, Ying.

Who's John Aiken? The expert on maths. Why didn't we get offered an interview with John Aiken? Is it because we take the piss out of maths all the time? They probably heard your... What? That rip-off that you did of Married at First Sight for the show. What was the rip-off?

Do you remember? No. The old people bachelor? No, that was the bachelor. No, I'm sure we did a Married at First Sight one. Oh, now I remember. It'll be on that piece of... We heard that you have a massive allergy to any type of animals,

mainly to mountain goats. So we've decided to party you with Terry, the four-year-old mountain goat. Yeah. Yeah. All right, yingers and yingers See you soon If you're not in our podcast group Go and join

It's now called the Bree and Clint group therapy Can we A great tagline Bree and Clint's group therapy Much cheaper than the real thing Yep Do we need to start offering advice to people Just Group therapy. Much cheaper than the real thing. Yeah. Do we need to start offering advice to people?

Just. This podcast is advice. Much cheaper than the real thing. But everyone is just as fucked. Yeah. Brian Clint's group therapy. We didn't mean to cause any offense. But if we did, sorry.

Sorry. Brian Clint's group therapy. I lost it. Yeah, I think we peaked. See you guys tomorrow. Bye guys. Namaste. Go off and seize that day. And be yourself. Fuckers. play ZM's brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live

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