ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 7th June 2024

Episode Date: June 7, 2024

It's the day after the New Zealand Radio & Podcast Awards and we're a little bit worse for wear, with no awards to show for it. Next year is our year for sure! Also, how do you flirt in da club? We're not the best to be giving advice on that. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network I'm having a party A party for two Hi everybody and welcome to the Brinklin After Party The day after the radio awards where, surprise, we didn't win the Radio Award again. But that's okay. That's alright. It's an honour to be nominated.

We're going for a different record. We're going for the most consecutive losses in a row. Yeah, that's what we're going for. And so far, we're killing it. So far we might have the record. I think there must be some kind of a record. Six nominations, zero wins? Yep.

They're pretty good odds. How many did Leo get before he won the Oscar? You know, we're in good company as far as losers go. That is a great one to look at because there was many times that he deserved it and didn't win. Yeah. And you know what it took for him to get it? That beer. Yeah.

And he barely spoke in that film. That beer had to do despicable things to him. So bring in the bear. Right, who's going to hook up with a bear? That's what we have to decide. Do we want the award or do we want to stay nomad? That's right. I'm willing to go down to K Road, find a bear and hook up with him for the ratings. Speaking of which, I had some enlightening conversations with some men of the rainbow community last night.

Oh, yes, I was there. All sorts of different perspectives and opinions. That was one of the best stories I've heard in a long time. Opinions specifically on things that I should do in my love life, is what I mean. Yes, I know what you're talking about. Coming from new angles that's what that's definitely i don't know if i'm into that and this guy's like every man is into

this i'm like yeah i don't know that i am because you are okay right all right well i guess you don't you don't know until you try that is very true too what about the question i was asking people at the after party last night and producers we haven't heard Ella's answer or have we heard Claudia's? No we haven't heard mine. We can all do this question anyway so the question was if there's a hundred people standing in front of you

how many of those people out of a hundred are you going to be attracted to? Three. Three? Three. Three? Yeah. You reckon yours is 3%? You're attracted to 3% of people?

Yeah. I'm picky. Yeah. Okay. What do you reckon, Ella? How many out of 100? I reckon, it depends. Like, are these people models or are they just general?

They're just normal, average people. Which city are we in? It's not that they're normal, average people. They're a cross-section of society. They're just normal average people. Which city are we in? It's not that they're normal average people. They're a cross-section of society. Yeah, they're a bit of everything. Which means there's hotties and normies and yuckies. Everything in between. Okay, I think guys would be lower because girls are prettier.

Maybe like 15 guys. Why are you yelling? Sorry. I'm looking for 15 guys. Why are you yelling? Sorry. I'm looking for 15 guys! And for women? Maybe like 30? Okay. Those are quite high numbers for girls in the research that we've done.

I kind of see what she's saying. Like sometimes girls have pretty eyes and I get swept up in their eyes. Yeah. Sometimes girls have pretty eyes and I get swept up in their eyes. Yeah. Sometimes girls have pretty boobies. I said 100 men, it'd be like five. 100 women, it'd be like five. Yeah. I want to do 100 men, four.

100 women, seven. Okay. Yeah, I agree. And Clint, Clint last night, you said out of 100 women, you would be attracted to how many? Well, I said 100. But then I scaled it back to 90. Are you genuinely serious?

Because I thought of like. Yeah, you thought it through. Yeah. At first I got a bit excited and I was like, there's 100 women that I could hook up with? And then I was like, oh, like oh no wait there'll be some there'll be some that I'd be like

no thank you um yeah and you know and you know what and you know what so so

every we asked we asked a lot of people this question last night no girl had a number over 20

yeah out of a hundred yeah and no man had a number under 70. We're just wired differently. There's a real gender

divide. Clint, I want to know, so when you're a single bag in the day, a youngster and you're in the clubs, what was your like, moo you know, to like... You know when you're dancing with a girl. I feel sick already.

It's really hot in here. You want to get a drink? Like, what was your kind of thing? It's a good question. I'm trying to remember. For a period, I tried smoking. I was like... Wow.

Yeah, I was like, hey, do you want to go outside for a cigarette? And they're like, do you smoke? I was like, wow. Yeah. I was like, Hey, do you want to go outside for a cigarette? And they're like, do you smoke? I was like, Oh, well, um, that was your move.

Yeah. That's a good move. Well, then you can get outside and you can talk to each other. It was all about just getting to a place. We could have a conversation. Yeah. Yeah.

You know what my move was Ella? What? My move. I still like, and this is, I reckon it still would work to this day. So if there was, I'll be honest. Yeah. So, and I still, like, and this is, I reckon it still would work to this day. So if there was. I'll be honest.

I'll be honest. Yeah. So, and this would, like, I would, I wouldn't care if this was a man, woman, whoever it was. Yeah. I would still pull the same move. Love. Let's say the person I've like seen him from across the room and I'm like, that's, that's

my person. I'm attracted to that person. They're in my, they're in my 4%. You'm attracted to that person. They're in my 4%. You do the invisible lasso. They're in my 4%. No. So I would watch and I'd be like, okay, sweet. They've gone over to the bar and I'll wait for them.

They'll order their drinks. And so just as the bartender's coming back over, I'll put my arm around them at the back of the bar and then I'll go, that one's on me, and then pay for their drinks. Used to work every time. Throw cash at them. Yeah, just throw cash at it. And then you know what I do a lot of the time?

Yeah. So I'd go, I'd pay for the drinks and then I'd go and then I'd turn around and I'd go, let me know when you're getting the next ones because they're on you. And then I'd walk off and go, let me know when you're getting the next ones because they're on you. And then I'd walk off. Oh, my gosh. So you leave them with a bit of hotness and then you go. You don't linger, yeah.

No, no, you fuck off. Where is she? Exactly. Be like, who was that? Where's that girl gone? That would work. And then if they are interested, they will come to you. Of course.

And you don't have to spend the whole night like going, oh, are they? Are they not? I've done a little. I've came 50. Yep. Then you have to come the whole night like going, oh, are they, are they not? I've done a little. I've came 50. Yep. Then you have to come the other 50. Oh, I love that. That's my theory.

Claudia, what was your party? I have very different strategies. So I'd look at someone that I liked and I would ignore them. Yeah. I would not make eye contact. And what was your hit rate? What was your hit rate? Solid zero That was the joke of the week

That was so fucking good Oh by the way guys Bringing it back to Leo DiCaprio He's had six nominations And one win Next year You're shitting me. Should we call it the Leo effect?

This is the Leo effect. The DiCaprio effect. All we have to do is we have to do a really good job for the next year. Yeah. That's it. No, we started strong. We have started very strong. Yes, we started strong with that pooing in the ocean thing.

Aqua poo. True. The shingum video. If the aqua poo doesn't get nominated For the Blackie I don't know what would The world's ending Surely Surely

I would be so gobsmacked The Blackie by the way This is all very in house The Blackie is the award For like It's the award It is the award For the best piece of the year

It's like best moment Yeah Best radio moment And it can be quite abstract Like Girl Math won This year I'd much rather win This year. I'd much rather win.

This is controversial. I'd much rather win the blackie than the show. Than the show. I mean, I'd like to win both. Both would be great. But if we had to pick. I'd just like to win something. Yeah, actually anything.

I'll take best commercial at this point. I'll award you guys. We do our own ceremony where we all win. Because you know why? You know what else? With the blackie, you get to make a speech. You don't. You used to get to make a speech if you won best drive show.

And now they've taken it away. That's not that important. No speeches from the drive show. Yeah. It's all very political. It is. And it changes in moves every year We're just salty

It's not like we believe that we should have won it by now It's just It's just the getting your hopes up every year It's like you get nominated And so then you go oh maybe we are good enough To win an award And then you never win an award Tell the producers what I said to you during the ceremony.

Do you remember? You were like, oh, I really need to go to the toilet. Do you remember? Yeah. So our award hadn't been presented yet, so there was still a tiny glimmer of hope. And Clint's like, I really need to go to the toilet, but I'm afraid I'm going to miss, you know.

Our big moment. When they do our award. And I said, because it was touch and go, and I said, wait until we lose and then go straight to the toilet. That's right. Yeah, you're just planning on us losing. I was like, after we lose, then go to the toilet. If we win for Drive Show next year and we're not supposed to make a speech,

do we rush the stage and toss reckon. And toss them to us. We've waited seven years. Yeah. Yes. 100%. Or just do it from our seats. We'll bring like a megaphone or something. Didn't this happen to a friend of the show and rival show on the edge,

Sharon Casey? She didn't win for like years and years and years. Years and years and years of working with me. Oh, so you're the problem. I could be. Then she started working with Jono and Ben and she won. Yeah, so how many years did she not win? There was many, many years.

Because I remember seeing something on social media. Five, I think. Okay. Well, we waited longer. Yeah, we just did. Just saying, Sharon. Maybe six. Maybe six Maybe six

And then she won And then she might have won Oh my god it's like yeah A seven hour lucky number You know if you win the best drive show Whatever they call it now Big pay rise Best non-breakfast show

What is it? Yeah best non-breakfast show Do we get one of those big heavy things? Best non-breakfast show music Yeah Network Network Network music Do we Oh do we get a big heavy things? Best non-breakfast show music. Yeah. Network. Network. Network. Network music. Do we?

Oh, do we get a big heavy? I don't know. Do you get a big heavy one? Do we get the gold trophy? And if we did get the gold trophy, whose house does it live at? Oh, chicken. Do we share it? Month on month off. Yeah, no. At the ACRAs, which is the Australian Radio Awards, have you guys seen what the trophy looks like for that?

No. Is it a boomerang? Sorry. A kangaroo? That was racist. Sorry. Is it a fucking platypus? Is it a didgeridoo? Is it an echidna?

Is it a kangaroo? Fucking wallaby? A spider? Oh, I know. It's a bloody bilby, isn't it? Is it presented by a kangaroo? It's a chicken. It's a big chicken.

Is it Crocodile Dundee's face? Is it Steve Irwin? It's a bloody bilby, isn't it? Is that presented by a kangaroo? It's a chicken. It's a big chicken. Is a crocodile done to his face? Steve Irwin. It's Mama Di. Are you going to tell us? No. Why was I telling you? It's like a little microphone trophy. That's cute.

They're quite iconic. And the reason why I was saying is that if a show wins, everyone gets a little one. Yeah, right. Well, we can make our own trophies. If we win one, we should actually get it sawn into four bits. Is it gold? To see if it's solid.

Like a puzzle. Yeah, you could. I'll make a ring out of it. Oh, we should melt it down. Oh, that's a good idea. I don't think it's gold, guys. It must be. Well, guys, we have to win it first.

I'll take the plating off. Yeah, good planning, guys. Do you guys want to know how I got people at the pubs? Oh, yeah, sure. Oh, sorry. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course we do.

And you, Ella. What are you picking off your jumper? Chocolate. Sorry. Is that how you got the guys at the clubs? So I'm flirting with Claudia. Hello. We're dancing.

It's always when I'm dancing, drinking hands, tongue, like going around the straw, like ooh. I feel uncomfortable. Me too. And it would only be just a ha-ha, like hand on the shoulder. A bit of physical contact. And then they know it's your move. What? I'm the wrong person to make the move.

Wait, come and do it to me. Okay. Okay. She's coming in. Okay Okay so we're sitting here No you're dancing Oh we're outside we're talking Okay so we're standing up Dancing

And then what do you do And then I'm just like oh shit what's our conversation Um Where are we going to go after this My house shit what's what's our conversation um where are we gonna go after this my house oh my god yeah i mean i wouldn't say it was subtle it would work on me though it'll work on me you could fart in clint's direction work on it. 90 out of 100. Shit. No, yeah.

Okay, we'll do it later. Off air. I've got to change my number, by the way. It's not 90. When I say that, which is the truth, I feel bad because I feel bad for my wife because I feel like my wife is very attractive and I feel like I have a low bar, and then it's like, she's like, oh, I'm not even special, you just pick anybody. But you're not saying that. No, I'm not saying that.

You're not saying that. She's in the 1%. I just- But your standards are 90%. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's cool.

And somehow I managed to get to the one. I think I'm making worse. Oh, that's a story for another day. I want to know how you raised her up. How you raised her up? Yeah. Have you ever seen Men in Black and they have that pen where they- The mind eraser, yeah.

Yeah, they click it and it brainwashes people. Yeah. Is that what you did? That's what I did. Nice. Okay, we've got to go home because we're hungover. I'm getting noodles for dinner. What kind?

Glass noodles. They're spicy. Oh, no. I'm having a party. Yeah. A party for two. Where are we going after this? My house.

Touch.