ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 7th March 2024

Episode Date: March 7, 2024

Two questions - do you think raisins belong in anything except the bin? And, are we the only radio station that didn't get to talk to Lucinda from MAFS?! We've called Sharyn Casey from the opposition to get to the bottom of this MASSIVE oversight. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. F-Pod. F-Pod. F-Pod. F-Pod. F-Pod. F-Pod. F-Pod. Hey everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint After Party, where Bree and I have just each consumed a Kit Kat Chunky each. Oh, no, I've got a piece left. I don't understand people who think that a Kit Kat Chunky isn't a single serving. That's one serving.

That's one thing, right? I also had my one serving of Kit Kat. Well, I will say, it does say on the back, I know you're serving one bar equals one serving. Yay! Oh, there you go. But I've seen people who will have it because it's cut into three. Oh. And people will have a square and then they'll put it away.

My mum is that person. I just don't have that self-control. The self-control, the restraint is incredible. This new flavour is so good. We're eating the cookie dough one. It's self-control. The self-control, the restraint is incredible. This new flavour is so good. We're eating the cookie dough one. Hashtag not sponsored. Very good. Brie and I were having this conversation as we were walking to our cars the other night

how Kit Kat Chunky is so fucking good, they should cancel normal Kit Kat. How dare you? Actually, yeah. What does normal Kit Kat do? What does normal Kit kat bring to the table that kit kat chunky doesn't do five times better yeah sometimes kit kat chunky is just too much like you just want a little like well then just have one of the thirds yeah it's like too like gooey delicious too much of a good thing yeah i do see what claudia's saying sometimes

i want to be a bit shit with the normal kit kat Kat, you get more wafer. Yeah, I love the wafer. I like the crunchy bits. You know, the ratio of chocolate to wafer. And sometimes you don't want a flavour. You want just like the original. I say this with love for the Kit Kat company. Me too. But yeah, Kit Kat Chunky all the way.

Kit Kat Chunky cookie dough. Get your laughing gear around that. I'm a fan. Normally, you know when people bring out new flavors and they'll try new things yeah most of the time i reckon 50 to yeah 80 of the time i'm like i like the original man i really like that three-way kit kat chunky they did it's always better there's like a gooey caramel a chewy caramel and some other kind of something else a crunchy situation it sounds like a lot going on it's chewy caramel and some other kind of crunchy situation.

It sounds like a lot going on. It's not gay in a three-way. What did you guys think of when Cadbury brought out Marvelous Creations? What did you guys think of that stuff? Was that the one with the jelly and the popping candy? There was too much going on. There was too much going on for me. I liked it. There was one nice one, but I hate popping candy.

I liked the popping candy one. It had little bits of clinker in it i don't like it i don't like a jelly jube in my chocolate because you like goody goody gum drops in my ice cream what about like it's even shitter in ice cream black forest what's it called no no because the jubies get stuck in my teeth that's for me yeah that's for me do you like a fruit nut well the raisins are kind of the same thing, aren't they? No, they're not. Raisins are nature's lolly. Fuck, I hate fruit and nut.

What? Fuck, I hate it. I love it. I think it'd be my most hated flavor. My wife bullied me for fruit and nut for a long time. And so she should. And then we had, this will make you extra irate, then we had dark chocolate fruit and nut,

and she was like, I'm into it. It's very sophisticated. Refined. It actually makes me... Yeah. Dark chocolate is... It makes me quite angry, to be honest. Quite sophisticated and refined.

My brother has like 90% cacao. It burns. Yeah, but he has it for CrossFit reasons. No, he's eating it for chocolate reasons. Is he? But that's the only chocolate he'll allow himself. That's what I mean. He's forgotten what it really tastes like.

He's rewarding himself and punishing himself at the same time. How do you feel about raisins and stuff and cookies? Fucking hate it. I'm into it. Hate it. Like an oat raisin situation. Yeah, same. It's a little bit chewier.

Get your fucking sultanas and raisins out of my fucking apple turnover. What about in pastries and stuff? Penne au raisin. Oat raisin. Yeah, same. Stop it. A little bit chewier. Get your fucking sultanas and raisins out of my fucking apple turnover. What about in like pastries and stuff? No. Penne raisin? No. You know, the only time I probably do like a sultana or a raisin in something is a hot cross bun. It does belong there.

Yep. But minimal. Like you can't put too many. And still, hot cross with the chocolate in it is better. Yeah, agreed. What about in a potato salad? No. What?

No. God. You come from a basic white family, eh? You know when they're putting raisins in salads. Oh, you're gay. We definitely had certain salads at our Christmas with them. I like egg, celery and raisins in my potato salad. With like the mayo and the potato.

Not the raisins. None of that. Or walnuts. Whoever puts walnuts in anything, get out. When was the last time you guys had a deviled egg? It's been a while. I love a deviled egg. I have to ban myself because I'll eat the whole plate.

You take the yolk out and you mix it. Shit, they're good though. Underrated. You mix it with like mayo and seasonings and then you pump it back into the egg. Yep. Delicious. Okay.

I see. Reconstituted egg. Yeah. Interesting. I really like it. It's egg. I say bring it back. Reimagine.

It's the only way you would eat like 10 eggs in one go. Who was the first person to see an egg and go, I'm going to cook it. I'm going to eat it. Well, same as the cow's milk. Who's the person who's like, I'm going to cook it. I'm going to eat it. Same as the cow's milk. Who's the person who's like, I'm going to suck some of that. Yeah, true. That cow's going to milk it. I'm going to have some of that.

Make cheese out of it. I love that. It's going to sit there. It's going straight in my basket. Oh, maybe it's lactose free milk that's going straight in my basket. Oh, can we talk about how frigging gutted I am? Every show in fucking New Zealand, every radio show had Lucinda, that is the light of the world, on their show today in studio,

except for our show. We didn't usually, for interviews like that, we'd get emails. I was so worried that I'd miss the email. I was like, oh, no, it's my fault. But I went back and they didn't. for interviews like that, we'd get emails. I was so worried that I'd miss the email. I was like, oh no, it's my fault. But I went back and they didn't. You checked? Yeah, I did an email. I will come for you if you miss it. No, I promise. I've never been so devastated to miss an interview. Like, I am obsessed with that woman.

I'm sorry. We've arranged so many good interviews for you and that's what you want. I would drop all the other interviews if we got her. How dare you? I tried as well to get in contact we got her. How dare you? We got Rita Ora last year. But no luck. Who are we calling? We're calling Sharon to see how she got Lucinda and we didn't.

Oh, good idea. Sharon, our radio enemy slash real life friend. Literally. Is she like on air or something? She's on air. Is Sharon? Yeah, but we're not. Okay, something? She's on air. Is Sharon? Yeah, but we're not. Okay, sweet.

That's her problem. I can't take your call right now. I thought you were saying to me that this was on air, which is every radio person's worst nightmare, that the podcast stuff where we're all going, fuck raisins, is actually going out on the radio. Fuck raisins, fuck raisins, fuck raisins. Sharon, it's us.

And it's not a raisin based call We were calling to see why we were the only show in New Zealand Who didn't get Lucinda from Married at First Sight Can you please tell me everything About that woman I'm obsessed with her and I'm so gutted Everyone had an interview apart from us How did you get her on the show

Why did we not know about it And can you reply to us In a voice Memo, not a voicemail? Everybody hates getting voicemail, even though we're leaving you a voicemail right now. A voice memo. And one last thing too, fuck raisins, fuck raisins. I'm not liking raisins. She won't get that.

She hasn't been part of the raisin conversation. Well, now she can be. Now she's intrigued. But I know that she would agree with us because she's a normal person that she hates raising she's been busy raising children see what you've done that was a great joke see what i have to put out this show did you hear me okay oh great joke okay all right we're gonna go okay bye bye bye cool i think we played it cool i think we played it cool Talking to our enemy I don't know what she was there She's a great lady I think she'll be

Intermediated by us After that Yep I agree This is why you guys Didn't get Lucinda Lucinda Interesting name I keep wanting to say

Jacinda Lucinda Sorry She talks like We're waffling It's time to go I just want to do My Lucinda impression

Oh hi guys It's me Luc go. I just want to do my Lucinda impression. Oh, hi, guys. It's me, Lucinda. Ready? Because we didn't get an interview with Lucinda, you guys can interview me and I will be Lucinda. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Brilliant Clone After Party podcast where today our guest is Lucinda.

Hi, Lucinda. Hi. How are you guys? I don't watch the shows. I haven't watched it either. So what's it like marrying a stranger, Lucinda? Good question. Thank you.

Oh, you know, it's actually amazing. Like, it's just so fulfilling. And sometimes you've just got to throw caution to the wind and say, fuck it. You know, and just jump on that horse and ride it all the way into the sunset. Did you guys have sex? No, that was the biggest problem. Clint is my husband Timothy. Didn't feel that connection.

And then it kind of went on for a number of weeks where I was just a randy sailor. And he just didn't want a bar of me, really. I got my chussies out. People on that show who don't just bone make, really. I got my chussies out. People on that show who don't just bone make me frustrated. I'm like, just do it. Me too. How do you know that you don't have a connection?

And that's how I know that me and my wife are meant to be because we'll watch the show and she's like, just fucking do it. Just get it out of the way. That's what I said to Tim. I thought he had like a little micro penis or something that he was hiding, which is nothing to be ashamed of. Oh my God.

Because I'm accepting of all forms human forms I think this is pretty accurate from someone who's never seen the show we don't need her anymore we've got her. Shane Brie can't be here yeah where is she? I absolutely love her

she was the main person annoyed that we didn't get you no one else was even talking about it. Now she's gone. Well, that's the reason I came on is I heard she was so devastated. Where is she? She's ducked out. She's hiding. Anyway, guys, it's been lovely.

Thank you so much for inviting me in. And if you see Bree, tell her I said hello. Okay? That's my jam. That's my jam. Sharon's just replied to me and said, I'll call you in a sec. But this podcast is rapidly ending. Her kiss. It's my jam. That's my jam. Sharon just replied to me and said, I'll call you in a sec. But this podcast is rapidly ending. Her kiss.

It's rapidly ending. What did I miss? It's good stuff. Oh, Lucinda came in. For fuck's sake. She's cool. You just missed her. She said her husband had a micro penis.

We got a scoop. God damn it. It's always the way. I'll tell you what, we're getting juice on this podcast now. I had a reason to cancel this podcast earlier in the week and now all of a sudden we've got Lucinda from Married at First Sight. Why didn't we put her on the radio? What a bloody get.

I'm actually going to listen to this podcast. I want to hear what Lucinda had to say. It's a pretty good potty. Oh, God. And Ella had that Lucinda Jacindainda gear that was good too she also said a really good joke it was a great joke great joke and you did a raisin joke man we're family aren't we i haven't done anything yet do do your other um your other raisin joke my other raisin joke you know the one that you my raisin joke just do the raisin joke help me i'll do it i don't care you know the um um who

who were you talking about you're talking about someone someone famous oh you're talking about lucy lou i don't know if brie's doing a bit or if i'm worried now yeah Yeah, me too. I feel like we're in risky territory. What's happening? You know, you're doing it off air. Oh, no. I'm not. Stop pretending that I do accents. I don't do accents anymore, okay? Is Sharon calling us back or not? It's too late.

I'm out. We're out. Why don't we just pause it and then, you know, like... Because we are literally out. We could pause it. We could pause it and then Because we are literally out. Congratulations. We could pause it. I'll give it 15 seconds. Someone's calling!

She's calling! I literally said this podcast has got 15 seconds to go and if Sharon doesn't call we're out of here. And look who called. Well looky looky, you've got a phone call. Hey we've got a question for you. Do you know what the funniest thing is? Is that I had your voicemail transcribed

and it was just saying, fuck race and fuck race and fuck race. Hi, Sharon. Hey, Sharon, can you not swear on our podcast, please? We don't swear on your podcast. Oh, fuck you, Clint. Now, what do you need? What do you need? What's the question?

Hi, Sharon, it's me, Lucinda again. How are you? Oh, hi, Lucinda. How did they get hold of you? Well, you know, I got in touch with them through my chakras, and I could tell that they really... I know that's definitely not Lucinda. Sharon, we're concerned.

We're concerned. That's a great impression, though. Thank you. I was like, oh, for a second, I really did. Thank you, Sharon. We think that the Brianne Clint show might be the only radio show in New Zealand that didn't get access to Listen to From Married at First Sight. Really?

Did you do other shows in your building but just not yours? Yes. Did you do your breakfast show? Yes. And so maybe they were just like only with us, like we want to be exclusive on the show, you know? Oh, I'm so fucked off. None of them watch the show.

I'm the only one that watches it. Oh, I don't. So we just watch it. Bree's the only one who watches the show in this entire company. Yes. Yeah, so we were sitting in the studio the other day and producer Aaron, he just pops her and he goes, do you guys want to interview this lady, Lucinda,

from Married at First Sight? She's quite funny. And then Aaron and Clara was like, she's so amazing. We're like, oh, you're cool. Sounds great. And then she came in today. The whole building was freaking out. It was like Beyonce was there. She's one of the greatest reality

show TV castings I've ever seen. Maybe it's not too late. I'm sure she'll still be here tomorrow. Do you guys want to contact? Yes, please Sharon. No, it's not too late. I'm sure she'll still be here tomorrow. Do you guys want to contact? Yes, please, Sharon. No, it's old news now. No!

Just for me. We don't even have to play it out. I just want to see her and meet her. You know what's better than getting her is getting an impersonation of her. Hi, guys. It's not my jam. I'll send you the contact. Yes, please, Sharon.

Don't listen to Clint. You're not allowed to let Clint into it now, though, because he obviously is not going to appreciate it. Yeah, he's not invited. I've been a hater, yeah. Yeah, he's not invited. But I would don't listen. Do I not get to come to the Big Married at First Sight interview? No, you don't get to be part of it now.

Sorry. Yeah, don't listen. And can you just not listen to Clint? Just listen to me. We want the contact. We want me to lock it in. Okay, I will organise it for you, which means that you guys now owe me a favour.

And I am going to think about, oh, no, actually, I just remembered, this is us making up for the Cotton Eye Joe incident, isn't it? Oh, that's right. We forgot about that, didn't we? That wasn't really our jam, Sharon. No. But you will really enjoy her.

It's the first time I've ever done an interview where someone has talked about squirting and I was not expecting it. This is why I want her on the show. I was like, what? Did I say that on air? No, I said this is why I want Lucinda on our show because she's unpredictable.

I thought you said don't say that on the show and I was like, I thought, this is why I want Lucinda on our show, because she's unpredictable. I thought you said, don't say that on the show. And I was like, I thought this was just your podcast, so it doesn't matter. We're cowboys on the podcast. And there it is, guys. Sharon from the Edge. You can listen to her right now, live. She's a squirter.

I am not a squirter. Thank you very much. But would you want to be? Would you want to be, you know? Okay, guys, I think this is getting a bit too revealing now. Oh, no. Clint's trying to do. It's me, Lucinda from Married at First Sight. I'm just going to wrap things up now. It's time to go if Clint's trying to do it.

I'm really proud of my subpar missionary and that's good enough for me. I like the honesty, Sharon. Take us up. What are you going to say, Colin? I was wrapping us up, but no, you go. He does it to me all the time. I was going to wrap it up on my end, so it sounded like I was the cool person at the end of the conversation. Sharon, Sharon,

Sharon, we have a thing on the end of our podcast where we'll play like a little music thing and then someone always has to say one word or like a phrase at the end that's a real funny, and I'm going to give you that opportunity today. Okay, that's a lot of pressure. So think about all the things that's a real funny and I'm going to give you that opportunity today. Okay, that's a lot of pressure. So think about all the things that we've just talked about because that's normally the best way to go. I'll wrap it up and then you can come back in. Okay, here we go, Sharon.

Okay, go. Okay, I'm ready. Great podcast, everybody. We covered a lot of topics. We talked to the star of Married at First Sight, Lucinda. We talked to our enemy, Sharon Casey. And that'll do. Catch you guys later that was shit you set her up for a disaster you said when to do it also i was not expecting to

be singing over michael jackson yeah Jackson. Yeah, that was fucked from you. Give her another go. She requested Michael Jackson. Give her another go. She did not. All right. A great podcast, everybody. Catch you tomorrow.

When do I sing? Now. Maybe now. Okay. Fuck, squirting. Oh, no. I can't. I'm sorry, guys. That'll do. I can only throw it. Ending now. Okay. Fuck, squirting. Oh, no. I can't. I'm sorry, guys.

That'll do. I can only throw it. That'll do. Okay. Bye. Bye, Sharon. Bye. Play.

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