ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 7th May 2024

Episode Date: May 7, 2024

Producer Claud is in her fitspo era, and gaps right at the beginning. Then Bree, Clint and Ella chat about which reality TV show they would love to make an appearance on. Big Brother for the win. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody. I need to leave, but I'll start it. Oh, what? Where are you going? Where are you going? I'm going to the fitness nightclub, baby. Oh.

What a loser. No, good on her. Good on her for doing her three workouts per quarter. Hey, Biggs, appreciate that. What happens at the fitness nightclub? We do fitness and it's dark. Oh, yeah? But I think it's stuck. Oh yeah? I think it's like

team fitness. And is there a DJ? Yeah, I think Dan Hawks is DJing. Okay, yeah. He does DJ a lot of like gym classes. He's like Les Mills

in-house DJ now. That's my dream job. To be a gym DJ? No, to be like a spin class instructor. Oh yeah. That's my dream job. I'd love to do that.

That's your dream job? I wouldn't to do that. That's your dream job? I wouldn't want to do the riding. I don't want to do the riding part. The writing? Riding. Riding. Spin class is on a bike. Yeah, I know.

But I just want to tell other people and motivate other people what they're doing. Go, go, go. It's only motivational if you're doing it too. That's the thing about a spin class. But I can't talk and ride at the same time. I can barely ride. I know. I i'm actually gonna leave right now though so how's the podcast how's the podcast i'm gonna come back and do it

are you i totally will do that and not upload it in the morning haha love you bye she's naughty i'll get i'll let her send it to me I'll do it from home. She's a naughty girl. Nah, just upload it tomorrow. It's fine, Claude. Go, Claude, go. Bye-bye. Love you. Love you, bye. Bye, Claudia. Have a nice night.

Can we do, I have some juice, unless anyone else. No, juice all over us. Yeah, I'd love the juice. Is it OJ? No, I thought we could. Is it tomato? I love orange juice. Tomato?

Who thinks of tomato? Bye, Claude. Tomato juice, yuck. Okay. Tomato juice, yum. Bloody Mary. Yuck. I love orange juice tomato who thinks of tomato bye Claude um tomato juice yuck okay tomato juice yum bloody Mary

yuck no yum no no alright give us the juice can we do tongue twisters cause I

I think I've unlocked something about myself and I'm good at I'm good at them Clint just told us about a dream tongue twister he had no we're not talking

about that that was told to you in privacy a sexy dream he had about someone, we're not talking about that. That was told to you in privacy. A sexy dream he had about someone inappropriate. And let's just say it was. It was highly inappropriate. Very inappropriate.

It was Brokeback Mountain turns incestuous. And a tent was fucked again. Yeah, Brokeback Mountain. Anyway, what do you want to do? What's the juice? What is the juice? Yeah, what's the juice? When you say you've got juice, don't say you've got juice unless you've actually got juice. No, I was saying a tongue twister.

Okay, give us the tongue twister. Okay, let me find it. It's not bloody juice. No, it might be a sexy tongue twister. What? No, you know the things. What things? Oh, I watched that movie that you put in a tradie versus lady question yesterday.

Oh, yeah? Anne Hathaway one Did you like it? I quite liked it Lucy watched it too, my wife And she said it was good Anyone but you? No I think she said the guy's real hot It's like a trashy type of movie I dare of you

But the writing's not too bad and Anne Hathaway is so good She's great I really can't get into the guy, but that's all right. The guy, he's all right. Yeah. He's all right. He's not ugly. Betty bought a bit of butter, but she found the bit of butter.

Say it slowly first. No, I actually could have done it. Okay, ready? Betty bought a bit of butter, but she found the butter better. So Betty bought a bit of butter to make the bit of butter better. I'm not bad at it betty bought a bitter butter to make the better better but betty's butter was bitter so she bit her butter better betty bought a better butter if this is the juice oh fine fine then i need a drink actually you guys you guys are the talkie talkies I like your question better from yesterday

What was it? If you had to go on one reality TV show What would you go on? Big Brother hands down Really? One, I would go on the show Become like a loved personality Because I'd be great

Would you just? Yep And then I would ask them to hire me the next season. Listen to it. To do the, like the behind the scenes because that would also fascinate me. Right. You know, my old co-host, this is quite interesting actually,

my old radio co-host Gawndy worked on Big Brother in the 2000s. No, no, what do you mean in the 2000s? My dream. The reboot in the 2015?. No, no. What do you mean in the 2000s? The reboot in the 2015? Yeah, with Tim. 2016? Tim. Anyway, he worked on the show.

You were working with him in 2016? Yeah, it's when I was working with him. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we were, no, it would have been early, yeah, like 2014, 2015, around there. Yeah. Anyway, he was working behind the scenes. I is around there yeah anyway he was working um as

behind the scenes i don't really know what he was doing show runner whatever it was and one of the seasons like from season to season so they finished a season and then they sell some of the stuff from in the house and and he bought the couch that was in the Big Brother house. But the diary cam couch. No, not that one. The communal couch. Like the communal couch in the living room, and he had that. I think he still has it as his couch. That's so cool.

It was like a, here's the thing, I think it was like a $20,000 couch because it was enormous, and he bought it for like a couple of grand or something. That's literally. So this is me in the dining room. Sit on the couch. Hi, big brother. And then big brother's up. Okay, ready?

I'll be big brother. Okay, I'm sitting. I'm sitting. Hi, big brother. How are you? Hello, Ella. This is big brother. How are you?

I'm good. Thank you. I'm making some friends in the house And I'm really enjoying being here, it's like literally a dream come true You know that Big Brother sees everything Oh no, what did I do? You haven't made any friends Oh, yes I have

Why do you think that is? Because I've made some strategic moves in the game. You haven't. You've been in here for three hours. Oh, that's good TV. Yeah, really good. Give me a secret mission and I'll do it tomorrow, literally with Claudia. Oh, okay, Clint.

Come on, let's come up with a secret mission. This is juice. Okay. Let's come up with something good. Give me a secret mission to do for Claudia tomorrow. Claudia won't listen back to this. Oh, nah. Has to be something on air.

Okay. Is this still to do with Big Brother? This is kind of a Big Brother thing, but now we're doing something real. In Big Brother. Big Brother give you challenges. Is that what he does? Yes, but we're now coming up. Okay.

Here's a challenge. Yeah. Tomorrow. Yeah. Tomorrow, you have to be really rude to Clint and I for the whole day. Obviously, we will know. But Claudia will not know. Do you reckon she can do it? I reckon she can. You want a challenge.

This is your audition for Big Brother. Can I just test it out with you now? Yeah. So ask me a question like you usually do. Have you got the cameras rolling? What? Are the cameras rolling? Yes, they are.

Okay. Is that okay? Perfect. And don't go too hard like the whole time. You can do like little bits like that. But then so like be like, hey, Ella, have you got anything for the show meeting? Claudia's going to be so uncomfortable. Yeah anything for the show meeting claudia's gonna be so uncomfortable yeah and the show she has to start before we go on air or just on air

no otherwise it's too obvious yeah when the show when the show starts because then we can record it and and get claudia's reaction okay so show starts you're like like the show on wednesday so i reckon at one point I'll be like, hey, Ella, do you mind getting me a glass of water? Fine. And then I'll stand up and then I'll be like, you have legs too. You should just say, no, can you get it yourself, please? Oh, okay.

Yeah, because that wasn't convincing. So I'll be like. And if we come to you and go, Ella, how are you today? You just go, fine. Fine. Yeah. I'm fine. I'm busy.

I'm fine. Are you sure you're fine? You don't seem fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Okay. I'm actually going to pretend to click. Like standing up.

Hey, Ella, can I get a glass of water, please? No, you get it. And then I actually won't be joking. Like Claudia might think I'm joking and I'll be on my laptop still editing. You get it. No. No, what did you say, Clint? Ella, here, give me a glass of water.

Sorry, I'm busy. Can you actually just get it yourself? No, you can get it yourself. Sorry. Can you get it yourself? Sorry. Oh, yeah, something in the moment. Ella's going to go too theatrical, isn't she? She's going to go too theatrical,'t she she's gonna go too theatrical and claudia's gonna

be like what the fuck's going on we'll be like ella we're a bit hungry and she'll go cook your own fucking eggs cook your own fucking eggs cook your own cook your own fucking eggs cook your own well good luck i reckon you'll last i reckon you'll last About 15 minutes Before you get the giggles Really I agree But Nah I'm Okay

And what does she win What does she win If she goes the whole show Without Claudia saying What's going on Or like There's something There's something up

Um She wins lunch at the pub On Friday from you and I No way No way I get my cauliflower Yep You can have your cauliflower.

We'll pay for it. That's how you motivate a vegan. Exactly. Offer them cauliflower. Okay, now we have to talk about something else just in case Claudia's just listening to the end of this. Oh, yeah, true. What other reality would you do?

Reality show. I'd probably go on Survivor. Have you ever watched Survivor? No. You wouldn't last a second. But I'd get ripped. No, you wouldn't. You would look like you're

already skin and bone. You would look like a skeleton. There might be abs under this. You'd be a skeleton walking off that show. I'm just not sure. Survivor's brutal. Thanks for saying I'm skin and bones, by the way. No, you're bulking. You're a thin dude. You're bulk. I had to break it. You're not skin and... No,

I didn't say you were skin and bone. No, I took it as a compliment. I said you would be. You're not skin and bone. No, I didn't say you were skin and bone. No, I took it as a compliment. I said you would be. I took it as a compliment. Okay, well, that's all right then. Why are you winking at me? You didn't take it as a compliment. No, I did take it as a compliment.

Now I feel bad if you did. No, I did take it as a compliment. Okay, good. I don't know anymore. Yeah, Claudia's going to be so confused. You've got a slender build. Claudia will be so over this. Love you, Claudia. be so over this. Love you, Claude.

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