ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 7th May 2025

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

Nothing like looking back at our very first podcast and getting the ick.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi and welcome to the Bre and Clint podcast. Hello y'all. Has anyone checked? I mean, I was listening to a podcast the other day of this radio show that I like that no longer exists. And- Suspicious. What show? Not interested in saying it.

Was it your old show? No. Guy, Sharon and Clint. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Clint just secretly listening to old Guy, Sharon and Clint podcasts in the car. Fuck, would that be the saddest shit of all time? I could just picture you doing it. Be like, oh. Be like, that was a good one. I'm only just secretly listening to old guys sharing podcast. Would that be the saddest shit of all time?

I could just picture you doing it. You're like, oh, that was a good one. But the thing is their podcast only goes back to 2019 and their podcast definitely existed before 2019. Right. So I'm wondering if there is a cut off. What starts cutting? Where it starts getting rid of episodes. I'm just going to check out. Sad. Not that I think you should go back and listen to our old episode

There was someone on the hold on on the podcast group that literally Said that they were doing that on on okay. I've just ordered by oldest. Oh no there. It is 28th of June 2018 Yeah, 20 2018 My favorite year actually. Join the brand new ZM Drive team, Bree and Clint. What are your first words on that podcast? You want to find out? When's this from? 2018. Yeah, June 2018. We're gonna have to sit through an ad, aren't we? Yeah, they're gonna jam an ad in there. Danica. Oh, wherever it may take me.

What's that? So this is what it says is our first podcast. It's only a minute 35. Do you know that we're recording? Are we? Oh shit. Kia ora everybody and welcome to what will be the Bri and Clint podcast. Oh we recorded like a little thing to go up there.

Like a little intro thing. I hate listening to old me. I want to talk about the thing Danika Tom said in the Bri and Clint group therapy page. She said, okay, okay, I'm listening to podcasts from 2022. Birthday banger comes on. The second caller shares my birthday banger, which is also Bri's birthday banger for reference. Then the next caller is also named Danica and also born in 1989. I'm taking it as a sign not to leave this timeline of podcasts.

Wow. Yeah, there's too many coincidences in there. Yeah. Remember when everyone started saying, co-winky dinks? I was just about to say co-winky dinks. We need to do another Millennial Sayings video. Oh yeah.

That needs to be in there. Oh, what a coinkydink. What a coinkydink. There was some weird cutification of things that happened for millennials in the 2010s. It was in the that's so random phase, eh? Yeah, I was. I mean, it's so random.

I was bacon. Yes. Oh my God, I have not heard about saying that's so random in ages. Really? I've not thought about that in ages heard about saying that's so random in ages. Really? I've not thought about that in ages. Really, that's so random. I just say, I've been-

And what people would describe themselves as random? I'm so random. I'm so random. That's right, it was in Jermay private school girls, she'd be like, I'm so random. Yeah, I'm so random. I'm so quirky, I'm so different. Yeah, I'm such a different, I'm like other girls.

One thing I picked up when I moved to New Zealand and I can still say, which I feel like is the same as saying that's so random. Kick it up the dick? No. Is saying, um, buzzy G. Oh, buzzy G. You've got buzzy G. That's so buzzy. Oh, buzzy.

Yeah, that's the same as that's random. I hated when buzzy first came around I was like that's dumb and now I say it constantly. Buzzy! Buzzy G. But I'd never heard Buzzy G until I started on this show. Oh really? Yeah. Buzzy G. Because of that. Yeah it was our segment with Ellie. You should bring us a buzzy fact. Oh. Buzzy G. I want a segment. You can have a segment. No, we do, we did. Yeah, we're gonna do the bisexualer part two.

No, we did Claudia's good news. Oh, I liked that, that was fun. Yeah. Why not the bisexualer part two? What if you find the love of your life? That's true. I don't want a date for the radio. You do everything else for the radio.

Yeah, I wanna keep that to myself. But what, okay, if there was a guarantee that you would find your forever partner but you had to do the bisexualer too. And you would like them. What? The love of my life and I like them. That's a good deal. That's a coinky-dank isn't it? Jesus you'd even like the person. If there was a guarantee that I liked them. Oh is there a guarantee that they're your forever person? Would you do it? I would do it, but I'd hate every second of it. Well, there are no guarantees in life, Claudia,

so just do it. Suck it up. I would 100% do it if I was you. I'd be like, fuck yeah, sign me up. If I'm gonna find my forever person, I will sit through the fucking pain. My dates get paid for by the company. Yes, yes.

So I could just go out and have free meals with cool people. That's at KFC. Yeah, every meal will be at KFC. I think I would feel a bit sick afterwards, I think. Because I'd go every night. Yeah, me too. Every night, free food. Slut.

Sorry. And then what would you eat? Did Clint just slut-shame someone? Yeah, what would you eat? Did Clint just slut show me something? Yeah, what the hell man? Yeah. What are you going on so many dates? Slut. No, I'm a glut.

This is what the food. She's a slut and she knows it. How's that go? She wants to root all the boys. She can't help being a slut on a Saturday night. She's a slut and she knows it. She wants to root all the boys. And then it goes ecstasy, ecstasy, ecstasy.

She's a naughty girl with a bad habit, a bad habit for drugs. It's so disappointing that the Mr. G reboot as a podcast. Oh no. You gotta listen to it. He's never gonna live up to it though, would it? Like even if it was a series. Yeah.

He needs to just keep doing other things. Like Lunatics was pretty good. Lunatics was awesome. I loved it. I've watched it a few times. What's your other things like lunatics was pretty good. Lunatics was awesome. I loved it I've watched it a few times. What's your favorite character on lunatics? Yana Me too! I loved her

You and I are the same Yeah, fuck that's such a good character I thought it was like a joke job and then Yana Yana darling and then my cousin said she took her dog to a beach therapist Yeah But she had a beach therapist or a pet psychic Oh she was psychic's legit. But she had pet therapy or pet psychic? No, she was a pet psychic. Oh, she was psychic.

Psychic. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, pet psychic. So good. I miss her. But yeah, they exist.

I took a picture of Clint's cat to a pet psychic. What did they say? That's right. To find out why I was shitting in my gym bag so much. Remember? Is the audio still in the system? Can you have a look, Claude? How do you reckon Ben spelled the word psychic? Clint pet psychic. C

L I T. There's nothing under pet PS. There's no pet P. No, there's no, oh there is lots of pet pee. Pet pee, there's pet pee everywhere. Oh, they're all pet pee's though. They're not us, yeah. Sour boot. Nah, sorry Ben. All right, I've gotta go out for a steak dinner, so. I like dinner. We know, we know.

You're going to KFC for your last date. Also, can I call you out on something before we go? Oh, I thought you were talking about me and I was like, oh no. No, I'm calling Clint out. Yes. Yesterday, yesterday, I said to Clint, I think this was on air, so I was probably on the podcast yesterday,

and I was like, can I borrow your wife's air wrap for a week? Yes. And you pretty much said no. But then you expect Claudia to lend her whole coffee machine to you for a number of weeks. You're so right. But then you looked at me like it was weird that I would ask to borrow something for a

week. Yeah, okay. I don't care if you borrow my wife's air app, but it's not up to me. I was only pretending that it was up to me. You said it was up to you yesterday. Yeah, I was joking. Claudia, don't lend your coffee machine until there's some sort of trade.

The reason I asked to borrow her coffee machine was because after she specifically told me that she doesn't use it. Right, I missed that part. Yeah. Yeah, but I still intend to. Yeah. Doesn't your wife have like a million of these bloody tools?

I saw she was like, she got sent another one the other day. Yeah. So that's why I asked because I was like, she's probably got six of them. She's very influential in the hair department. She's probably got like six of them. That's the only reason I asked. You can hire my coffee machine. That's a good idea.

It makes her money. Get fucked. See you guys later. Bye bye. What? Five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O-U-S. Get fucked. See you guys later. Bye bye. What? Five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O-O

You can take me hard to go. Claudia, can we please get a new intro with She's a slut and she knows it. Thank you.