ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 7th November 2024

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

Producer Ella would like to debut a new joke on today's After Party! Buckle in tight, here we go....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I think that's totally fair enough because in America, it's switched around. Everyone knows it's September. Yeah. I know that, but when you look at it and you go oh, it's the 7th of the 11th. You're right. Here in New Zealand, in two days time it will be the 9th of the 11th.

So it'll be 9-11. But they do switch it around over there. Exactly. But it is funny to go, oh, 7th of November, almost 9-11. All of you can Exactly But it is funny to go Oh 7th of November Almost 9-11 All of you can eat a dick Remember remember I remember The 7th of November So sad

Eat a dick all of you Hey this is big Claudia's not here That's not the big bit I just got my information Around the wrong way Let me do that again Claudia's not here

But hey This is big Our producer Ella Has been sitting on a new joke That she wants to debut On the after party today. Where'd you meet him? I didn't get it.

I was sitting on a new joke and it's funny. Because you... Anyway. Okay, here we go. She decides what's funny now. Okay. I actually think this is clever. And I hope you'll be proud.

Is this an original? Yeah. You know how I am always honest with you Yeah, I know you are Because that's the only way you can get better And some backstory for you Ella's on a quest to write jokes Yes, I am

She wants to learn how to write jokes I think it could be fun It's a good creative course It is Here it is Okay Why did the drummer call his son Hat? Why?

So he could say Hi, Hat Oh, really, is it is it yeah it's good yeah it's better it's better than some of your other ones yeah i still think the cockroach one is the best how do we fix it um why did the so why did the drummer call his son Hat Why Yeah but it's so obvious The answer is so obvious From that

Yeah cause everyone knows So you gotta have a little bit of There's a hat That is funny At the end of that joke To then go Ba dum Yeah see that's funny

Back Okay That's funny Why did the drummer Call his son hat That's the joke That's the joke So the joke's shit

But then going Ba dum Makes it funny Why did the drummer call his son hat makes it i don't know hi hat yeah okay that's good yeah okay that's the joke well brie when you do your stand-up comedy or clint no i don't want it okay no that's for you i'll i'll be the opening act oh that's what you're offering oh yeah could you do a kid's birthday party i reckon my kids would enjoy that joke. Maybe.

Yeah. I could dress up as a fairy or someone. One of my daughter's latest jokes, she also likes to write jokes. Her latest joke was- You smell like poo? Yes, pretty close. Yeah. The kids all love those type of, you smell like poo, daddy stinks. I think it was, daddy, what did the horsey say?

And I said, I don't know, what did the horsey say? Poo poo. And then her and her sister go- Cr i think it's crack up tell it tell another one poo poo yeah god kids all go through that stage i'm still going through it they still think they still think i'm funny oh see that's good that will go away soon they'll be giving you the, oh, Dad. Oh, shut up, Dad. Stop, Dad. You're embarrassing. You're too cool and funny and good looking. Okay, so who wants to lick my phone that fell into the toilet? Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. I don't even want to be in the same room. Sniff it. Give it a sniff. No. Oh, don't. How did you drop it in the toilet? It fell in my pocket and I went, fuck.

Yeah. What are you going to do about it? I'm going to hand sanitize it. Oh, you should disinfect it. Well? I'm going to hand sanitise it You should disinfect it Well yeah, that's hand sanitiser Don't smear hand sanitiser Wait, had the toilets been cleaned? Yeah

They usually clean them at like 6 Nah, you would have had a full day With a lady dumping that toilet That's what I was trying to assess If they'd been cleaned, at least they'd be disinfected Can you take it off the desk? Yeah. That is kind of rank.

It is rank. I'll put it on the ground. There you go. I love that Clint had a fucking up and go today. I know, you little baby. How old are you? 11? I need my up and go for work.

I need my up and go protein. That's an up and go protein energise. Thank you very much. Yum, delicious. Because I needed protein and energy. And you know what? It fucking worked. Because I was so hungry.

I've been so hungry all afternoon. Did you eat something? Because I didn't have much protein in my lunch. I had macaroni cheese for lunch. Yum. Yeah, yum. I'm so jealous. But it didn't last.

And so then I've been looking at eating shit all afternoon. So then I saw in the vending machine there was an up and go protein. Energize. I thought you bought that from home. No, I bought it from the vending machine. This cost me $4.50. Oh, rip off. That's a rip.

I mean, it is a big one, but that's a rip off. I think it's a scam. I love it. You think up and go is a scam? No, the dairy free one's yum. I'm not saying it's not yum. What do you mean the scam is? I just don't know if I believe it You think up and go is a scam? No the Dairy Free one's yum I'm not saying it's not yum What do you mean the scam is? I just don't know if I believe it

You don't believe it's got the goodness of two Weet-Bix and milk inside there? No like it probably does but I don't know man What is the goodness of two Weet-Bix and milk though? Not much Yeah Really? Ryan has nine

Like just why do you have two Weet-Bix and fucking milk? Ryan has nine up and goes No nine Weet-Bix Holy shit Yeah but he's vegan And he's a muscly man Why don't you just have two Weet-Bix and fucking milk? Ryan has nine up and goes. No, nine Weet-Bix. Holy shit. Yeah, but he's vegan. And he's a muscly man. So what does he have on them?

Not milk. Yeah, oat milk. He could have sugar. Nine Weet-Bix and oat milk. He has fucking oat milk. Soy milk, oat milk, I don't know. He would need half a carton. He would need half a carton of oat milk. He probably would.

Oat milk's already fucking thick and disgusting, and then you put it with, like, wheat picks. You really hate oat milk? I hate oat milk. No, no, just the idea of nine wheat picks worth of oat milk. Especially with wheat picks. Like, you need, like, a thinner milk, and oat milk is thick. No, oat milk is too thin. O oat milk is thick. No, oat milk is too thin.

Oat milk is watery. He likes it thick. Wait. Are you getting confused? Oat milk is thick. Depends on the oat milk. My good oat milk, no. Let's fucking, let's leave.

Why? Stop wrapping me up. I like this part. Yeah, I've got a book club to go to. He's got a book club to go to. I've got to go have a couple more up and go for dinner. I think I want to make a podcast. I love this too much.

Okay, well. You love this? You should. You've got a problem. Yeah. It's fun. I could yap all day. That's the oldest account.

That was Cliff. Got me on the phone. Yeah. We'll talk again tomorrow, okay? Yeah, I've got content. Okay. I'll save it.