ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 7th October 2024

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

We're playing a totally inappropriate game involving The Wiggles - shoot, shag, marry. The consensus is of course that the hot purple Wiggle is high on the shag list. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everyone, welcome to the after party. Fuck, marry, kill the Wiggles. The original Wiggles or the current Wiggles? Any one. The current ones are mostly kids, so let's do the original. Nah, they're not kids, they're young adults. No, they're little babies.

Oh, Sahai's pretty much a kid. Sahai's like a teenager. No, she's not, she's like 20-something. Nah, she'd be like 17. She's a little baby. What's her name? Sahai, but it's spelt... T-S.

T-S, yeah. Do they still sing the iconic ones? Yeah. What's her last name? I actually don't know. Sahai Wiggle. Just say Girl Yellow Wiggle. She's a little baby.

Her name's spelt T-S-E-H-A-Y. T-S-E... Oh, yep. Now I want to look. T-S-E-H-A-Y. Hawkins. That's a good question, though. Born in 2005. Now I want to look. T-S-E-H-E-Y. Hawkins. That's a good question, though. Born in 2005.

No, she's 18. 18. All right, she's ready to be killed. Shut up. She's tiny. I don't know the new ones too well, so can we do the original ones anyways? Well, there's original. You can do whoever.

There's the last cast update, which includes Emma. Are we including Captain Feathersword? Captain Feathersword, absolutely. Marry Captain Feathersword. Dorothy. Dorothy. Marry Dorothy. update which includes emma are we including captain feather sword absolutely marry captain feather sword dorothy dorothy marry dorothy um wags the dog jeff henry the octopus jeff the sleepy jeff and then new sleepy locky i would can i pick yours yeah you're gonna fuck john from justice crew 100 and that's the whole reason we're playing this game. That's the only reason.

You're going to marry one of the originals because they're the richest. They get all the rights. I'd have to go with Jeff. Jeff's nice. Jeff seems nice, but he sleeps a lot, which actually probably would work out well for me. Yeah, yeah. Because then I could do what I want. Or Anthony.

Or Anthony. I've always been a big fan of the blue Anthony's nice Yeah Anthony wears the toe shoes And Which is a red flag Oh that is a red flag

Simon seems lovely Nah fuck it I'm going to marry Captain Feathersword No I'm marrying Captain Feathersword Simon is Simon In this hypothetical We can all marry Captain Feathersword

Polyamorous with Captain Feathersword Oh and then I'll kill the big red car. Tickling everyone. That's funny. What's wrong with the big red car? Fucking hate that song. It's the worst Wiggles song by far. Chugga, chugga.

Big red car. I'd rather be in the big red car. I'd rather ride the whole day long. I'd rather be in the big red car than the big red boat. The big red boat's too small. Looks like it's going to tip over. I want to be in the big red boat with John then. If it's going to tip over.

Oh, no, we're going to be cast away. Oh, no, it's just not over. Boom, boom, getting hard in here. Boom, boom, it's getting hard in here. Do the Wiggles do that song now? Ooh, hot potato, hot potato. They're talking about John. The one about bouncing your balls?

Did you see that one? He can bounce his balls on my face anytime. There's a new one about remembering to put them down. Oh, my God. Bria. What? You know what you said. I kind of said it under my voice.

He's old enough. He's like 30-something. I'm more talking about you. Have some self-respect, woman. What's wrong with that? Yeah, why can't she want balls bouncing on her face? Yeah. Are you saying that people have no self-respect?

They'd like a good teabagging. Grow up. Everybody grow up. What's a teabagging? Grow up, all of you. He's 33. Perfect age for me. I wonder, oh, has he got a girlfriend?

I'm now really picturing me and him together. Can we include Robbie Rockety, the brown wiggle? Yeah. Once a wiggle, always a wiggle. He came to my Christmas party back in 2013, John. And his brother? And his brother, yeah. And the whole Justice crew, actually.

How? Did they perform or were they just like here? There was the little one. Oh, he's got a girlfriend. That doesn't mean anything. Let me see how hot she is. She has to respect the laws of fucking marital. Looks like she's got an Italian last name.

She's fucking Italian, you bitch. It's not Lucia, is it? No. Jessie, her name is. Oh, she's beautiful. She's from the good-looking Italian side. Oh, no. Not the mustache side.

Just like you. Nailed it. Nice to call you. Good save. Thanks, Claude. I mean, just like your dad. Am I right? Oh, she. Not the mustache. Just like you. Nailed it. Nice to call you. Good save. Thanks, Claude. I mean, just like your dad. Am I right? Oh, she's pregnant.

How dare you guys let me talk about a married dad? She's got a little wiggler on her. Oh, you've got a little wiggle. Do you reckon that kid's going to grow up watching the wiggles? Surely. Daddy. Free content. Yeah.

John knows what he's doing, by the way. She's stunning. He knows what he's doing to these poor, tired, depraved mums who are flicking on the wiggles to keep the kids entertained and then they're just like, oh. Which one are we talking about? The new purple one? The new purple wiggle. Who's got his skivvy and he's like,

I need it one size too small, please. I reckon that's the biggest skivvy they have. Yeah, that guy is like, wow. I can see the outline of his areolas through his skivvy I want a documentary of him Alright I'll fuck John too He's nice I love how no one said anything Just that we're close

That's just standard It's all good I'm going to kill Henry the octopus though He creeps me out Apparently he's quite handsy Pussy pussy pussy pussy That's just standard. It's all good. I'm going to kill Henry the octopus, though. He creeps me out. Henry the octopus. Apparently he's quite handsy. Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. Clint, when are you going to get rid of the moustache?

Is it a long-term look? No, it's going on. I'm glad you asked. It's going on Wednesday. Why? Why Wednesday? I've got a video shoot where I can't look like a sex pest. Can I have it when you're done with it?

Yeah, can you rip it off all in one? I don't think it looks bad. No, I know, but it does look a little bit novelty. No, it doesn't. Not really. It looks fine. I don't think so. Honestly, you should be proud you can grow one that strong. Thanks, guys. I keep forgetting it's just a moustache. It just blends into your face

so easily. Yeah. Like, positively. Not everyone can grow a moustache. No, they can't. Yeah, I'm pretty proud of mine. Me too, but it's not as good as yours. I don't know if my wife still hates it. She stopped commenting on it, which is a good sign. No, commenting on it negatively.

It just would tickle. It just doesn't kiss you anymore, you were saying off air. That's been a long-term issue, though. Yeah, that's been longer than the moustache. She just recoils from my touch. So we don't really know what is the issue. No, neither. Yeah.

So we'll take the moustache off and find out. Yeah, it could be that or many other things. Yeah, I mean, do your research. That'd be step one. Yeah, or try wear a tight skivvy. That might work. Oh, we should get you a purple skivvy. Good idea.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got an octopus suit. Do you? Do you have a dinosaur suit? No, I've got a feather sword, though. Perfect. Pirates are hot. I've got an octopus suit Do you have a dinosaur suit? No I've got a feather sword though Perfect Pirates are hot I've got ten feather swords

I don't get that Brianna That's a long shot Claudia gives it She wiggled her fingers when she said that I did not You did Ten What about twenty including the toes

Her tongue was going Have you guys ever seen the episode of Sex and the City where Samantha becomes a lesbian? Nah. And then the woman that she's dating says something like they're talking about dicks or whatever and then the lesbian woman goes, well, I've got 10 dicks. Oh my word.

Oh no. Finger dicks. Finger little dicks. Is that what that means? Little dicks oh my word oh no finger dicks finger little oh is that what that means little dicks is your dick bigger than this is your dick

bigger than this is it bigger alright guys should we measure alright guys put it out my middle finger my middle finger is the longest

we're gonna get out of here guys that's unrealistic body standards for men let's go I'm having a party. A party for two. What about my fist?

Dear HR, subject line, Brian Clint podcast, October the 7th, 2024. Don't act like we don't have heaps of material on you, mate. All right, got to go.