ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 7th September 2023

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

Enter TURBO MODE. She's a shorty but she's a goody. We're trying to manipulate our TikTok algorithms to show more of the sexy wood chopping guy... or horse births... we'll count either as a win at this point.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Oh, I didn't have any microphones turned on. Hi, welcome to the podcast. That's a key bit of podcasting. We went over this. Things you need in a podcast. Microphones. Microphones, recording.

And people. Joe Rogan. Joe conspiracy theorist. And a big ad in the middle. And a big ad in the middle. Plus a swag name. Mailcam. Mailcam. middle. Plus a swag name. Mail camp. Mail camp.

We do have a swag name. I've been reflecting today and more recently on the differences between people's TikTok feeds. Ella, before the show today, was going on about some video that has been saturating her feed. And she's like, guys, you know the one? And it's like, do-ga-do-ga-do-ga-do-ga-do-ga-do-ga-do-ga. And they do the dance. The dance. Anyone who's listening now, it's with the shoulders

and you're going down, then up. But it's not the Triss of Arles one. And it looks cool. And then, ooh, jungle. No, and this is the point that I'm making right now. That's your TikTok. Yeah, but other people know it too. No, they don't.

I don't know that one. No. But thousands of people have liked it. No, this is the point that I'm trying to make. Your TikTok, bruh, your TikTok looks incredibly different to Claudia's TikTok, which looks incredibly different to my TikTok, which looks incredibly different to Maddie's TikTok. And we all get sucked into this vortex of going, this is what's cool.

This is what's trending. But it ain't. But don't you remember what happened the last time we all talked about TikTok? Is we talked about the videos that were on our TikToks, and then we all left this building, and those videos appeared on our TikToks. You started talking about another podcast that you listen to. Those podcasters appeared on my TikTok. Yuck.

I remember Alice started talking about crocheting, and crochet videos popped up on my TikTok. No, the last time this happened, Alice started talking about crocheting and crochet videos popped up on my TikTok. No, the last time this happened, Alice started talking about horse birth videos. Oh, that's right. And I started having pictures of foals being forced in the ambiotic fluid sack. What should we manifest?

Bursting out of the horse gyna. It's interesting. Hot. For me, it's hot dudes chopping wood. Do you still get that guy chopping wood? I still get the wood chopper. See, I have had the wood chopping guy. There is a bit of crossover there.

How do I get the wood chopping guy? Wood chopper, wood chopper, wood chopper. Wood chopper guy gives me the ick because he knows what he's doing. He looks at the camera while he's doing it and he's like, oh, this log is so hard. He knows it's so hard But I'm not gonna quit log Ooh does he say that

He says things like that And he's so breathy Okay never mind But he's very attractive Clint's lying I'm not He doesn't say He does

He's like people told me That I need to split an Aussie gum Because it's hard And he breaks his axe And he's like Oh the axe The axe snapped my head My head off

I don't want that Yeah neither And then he goes And then he goes And then he goes Oh baby Yeah No he doesn't

I'm lying Oh yuck He does have a Harry Styles Sternum tattoo though Oh I love those He does have one of those And a lot of Carhartt What's Carhartt?

Carhartt is work wear, which has crossed over into being... Fession. Fession. But the issue with it being Fession is all the Fessionistas buy the work wear and the workers can't get the Carhartt that they need to work. Like, people who work outdoors need Carhartt. It's got, like, tough knees in it and it's like really sturdy and you can get it dirty and it lasts for ages and then um f boys on instagram are wearing all the car

heart they're like can you fuck off i'm buying all the car we need it for splitting wood someone i work with still wears uh dickies i bought two pairs of dickies at the beginning of this year did you yeah for the fessy on Someone I work with still wears Dickies. Throwback. I bought two pairs of Dickies at the beginning of this year. Did you? Yeah, for the Fasion, which is also workwear. Is it? Dickies is workwear.

Is it? Has it come full circle? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, retro's in, right? Yeah. Vintage. Yeah.

Because the 90s are vintage. I just felt a bit obscure wearing it, though. I felt like I was. Is it jeans? Pants? It's like Real loose legs No they're work pants

They're like canvas material pants I was always so far behind the eight ball growing up I wanted Dickies so bad growing up Oh you're so cool But by the time I ever got onto a trend It wasn't the trend anymore Like it had well passed me by I was still wearing i was

wearing oshkosh bigosh well into my mid-teens did you in queenstown babies did you have um what was the pumpkin patch no um i was a pump hbk did you have hbk no no. I auditioned to be a pumpkin patch model. You would have been so cute. Yeah, I didn't get it. Oh, sorry. She's a turbo podcast because we've got to go back to the live radios. But it was fun. Yeah, we had a good time. It was fun. The vegan moose didn't make an appearance, but he'll be back. We're your dickies tomorrow.

We're your dickies tomorrow. Wood chopping guy. Look him up. Tell me he's not creepy. Look him up. Tell me he's not creepy. Look him up. Tell me he's not a bit creepy. Wood chopper. Wood chopper. Wood chopper. Talk it into your

speak it into your phone. Horse birth. Horse birth. Horse birth. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta. Facebook.

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