ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 8th April 2025

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

We're fresh off the Roast of the Bree & Clint Show and just checking in to see if we're all still friends or if we took it too far. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brie and Clint Pog Podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint Podcast. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. Get that roast. I think I love it. Hi everybody, sorry we're talking over that because we were just discussing. We keep meaning to do the Whitney Challenge again on the show.

Yeah, we said we were going to all do it until we all got it right. Ella's already out because she got it right first go. The radio consultant will tell you to keep your breaks to three minutes 30. How long was that last one? Nine minutes. Are we going to get in trouble? I feel like it was worth it though. It was.

It was good. Was it Brie and Clint roasting? Have we ever got in trouble? Nah, you did once. I think people actually have to listen to? Have we ever got in trouble? Nah, you did once. I think people actually have to listen to our show to get us in trouble. Anyway, if you listen

to the other podcast today, the main show podcast, you will hear, I think it's quite a successful roast. I think it was a good roast. I think we all got some things off our chest. No one had their feelings actually hurt, or I don't think. Mine are a little bit. I'm a little bit. Oh, no, they're not. Just the ignorant.

You guys were the harshest out of all of us. Mine were all lies. Does ignorant mean dumb? Mine were all jokes. I think you just fully backed up my roast of you. Lack of knowledge or awareness. She tried to Google it and she wrote ignore-tent. Fuck.

Did you hear what she said? Uneducated. Does ignorance mean dumb? Yeah. Uneducated She said I'm not an ignoramus What's an ignoramus? Guys I know stuff

You're not dumb we don't think you're dumb You're ignorant You're sheltered You're wonderfully Naive Naive at times I think you're It's endearing No we're not digging You're wonderfully naive at times. I think you're in. It's endearing.

I was just about to say you're in. No, we're not digging. You're naive in an endearing way. You exist on a different plane. That's not good. No, it is. I should know stuff. No, I don't think you should.

I get accused of existing on a different plane as well. It's fine. You know? Yeah. Can I roast you one more time? So you said you had one left over was it for me yeah because we were talking so much you did have to wrap up and fair enough yeah sure hang on let me read it out okay go on you can do it this feels do you need a drum roll okay you think for an older man like Clint,

he'd be able to have the maturity to handle confrontation. Wrong! Instead, he'll mute your mic, talk over you, and fishes for any kind of reaction by commenting on your insecurities and sensitive subjects. What a guy! Fuck it now. You're brutal, man.

You have the air check all over again. No! Yeah, I feel like it is. It's on par. Okay, let's pull that apart. Okay. Older man. I feel like...

I thought that was good. If it was about me, I would have been hurt already. Oh, hurt, but roasted hurt. For an older man. For an older man. If it was about me, I would have been hurt already. Oh, hurt but roasted hurt. For an older man. For an older man. Second of all, are those things that you believe that I do? Well, you do talk over us.

You do mute our mics sometimes, necessary. I understand. I mean, that's enough. You do do that. That's enough. That little bit. Oh, they're back. I've muted you And you do push my buttons

Yeah because it's fun Because I know you can take it And because it gives us Wonderful content for the show So to dissect that joke I think I turned it into a good roast I did say to Ella Because you know how she

She has been testing jokes Comedy Like her comedy on us For years now did say to Ella, because you know how she has been testing jokes. Comedy. Like her comedy on us for years now. Never ever have I liked any of them. No. Like terrible. This is probably

your best work. I think so too. It could be. I think you did good work. The problem is it's not transferable to the stage because it's all personal in-jokes. Unless you strictly only do comedy roasts. Yeah, that's your thing. Then you could. It's a small market in New Zealand though.

Just pick a topic and roast it. Roast like the petrol stations or like people? What are the options? There's that ignorance coming back at you. Wonderfully naive. Can you roast a petrol station right now? Yeah. What's up with all the petrol prices?

Honestly. Is Jerry Seinfeld here? What's the deal with petrol prices? Oh, my God. A friend of mine who's a content creator posted a video the other day about Seinfeld. The show? Yes. Where she said, is it just me or is Seinfeld not funny?

And it blew up. Like, blew up. Have you watched it recently? Has it lost its funny? Oh I thought we were all in agreeance that it's not funny I never found it particularly funny Really? Nah

I think I think I was a bit too young Yeah It's a product of its time Yeah I think I was a bit too young to appreciate probably what it was Yeah I think it's objectively funny I think I was a bit too young to appreciate probably what it was. Yeah. I think it's objectively funny.

I think it's... I... It was the biggest show in the world. What? When? At one time. What year? What year? 1989.

The years that it was on. In the 90s. So it was Friends on at the same time? No. So Friends picked up where Seinfeld left off. Oh, that's great. And I'm pretty sure surpassed. Yeah, because the category had been created.

It went Cheers, the TV show Cheers. Yes. And then it went Seinfeld. And then it went Friends. And then it went Two and a Half Men. There's always one enormous sitcom. And then it went The Big Bang Theory. Oh, God. What's always one enormous sitcom and then it went The Big Bang Theory. Oh god. What's now?

No, the era of the sitcom is over. The Big Bang, no. Young Sheldon. Yeah, sorry I forgot about Young Sheldon. Picked up where The Big Bang Theory left off. Exactly. Fuck, did I just mansplain sitcoms?

You didn't because I wasn't interested Oh good It's when you're not Thank god And to be honest I always shut my brain off when you're talking so Good I didn't hear a word you said Yeah yeah

It's like wearing earmuffs when you're talking to me Crazy that you guys do a show together right? But we're all still friends though What do you mean crazy we do a show together, right? But we're all still friends, though. Yeah. What do you mean crazy we do a show together? If you turn off when he's talking. Oh, it's a joke.

I know. I was going along with it. God, I feel like I've gotten. Who's feeling the most insecure after the roast? Me. I don't feel insecure at all. Me neither. I feel like I've gotten too thick of a skin over the years, if that's possible.

That's fair. I want to be the most insecure then. Okay, you can be. Because all of the shit you said about me was a lie. There wasn't that much bad shit about you. I don't even know what was said about you. I mean. Clint commented on vests and I don't wear vests anymore.

Yeah, only because we bullied you. Yeah, exactly right. Alice said I'm Snapchatting people. But you have a deep yearning for vests. They're so nice. To people. Especially now, the change of season, she's like, fuck a vest. It's a perfect transitional piece.

It is a great option for layering. Who are you, fucking Aladdin? I wish. Get over us, heart. Do what you want. I will. Who are you, Pinocchio? Did he wear a vest?

He doesn't wear a vest. He wears, what are they called? Suspenders We are one step away I can see you Doing suspenders No Do you know what else

I can see Claudia wearing? A bow tie Oh I did go through a hot In a millennial era Oh you would have Wore a bow tie I had a necklace

But it was like a bow tie On the end But I wore it like Underneath necklace, but it was like a bow tie on the end, but I wore it like underneath my collar, so it was like it was a necklace, but it was like a fabric bow. What, an untied bow tie? No, it was a bow it was a tied bow. I can see Claudia wearing

like an untied bow tie just draped around it in like a men's shirt and suspenders. I can see Claudia wearing one of those T-shirts that has like a tuxedo printed on it. A tuxedo T-shirt, yeah. And you know what else you would have worn? You would have worn one of those hats

that are all the different colours that have the little propeller on the top. I always wanted one of those. But no, I was a toe socks gal. Oh! You little weirdo. Fuck, we're back into the roast, aren't we? Yeah, we are.

The roast itself. Let's leave before anybody Starts crying Is it because we're not talking about you You want to wrap it up Shit I say we end it on there That was pretty solid Yeah let's end it on Claudia talking about me Damn it

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