ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 8th April 2026

Episode Date: April 7, 2026

This podcast is a hot box and also a sweaty mess. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's party time. Hello everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint after party. Someone on the text machines just referred to me as Cosby Clint. That's so unfair. You know why they did it? I think we should make that take off girls. No, we should not.

Do you know why they did it? Because you're creepy Clint. No, not because I'm creepy. Because you can be creepy, but you hide it well. It literally wasn't me. We were talking about, you were talking about downtrowing. Yeah. And then we were talking about sack tapping, which Bree bought up.

she bought it up and then I said what's the girl version yeah so you bought that up because you wanted to know what the girl version was we figured out it was called what um box hit

I know what it is a box shot a box shot or a flapwack a box shot or isn't it when you a clit hit take Clint's name change it slightly

and then whatever that is a Clint punch a Clint punch a clit hit someone said you can you beat this Claude a punch It's that.

God. Brie. Well, Corny's going to beat it. Definitely beat that. Oh, Cosby Bree. Nah, it doesn't work. Oh, um, Breepstein. Whoa.

Gripstein. Breepstein. That was solid work from you there. Fuck, don't beat that. Nice sweater, by the way. Is it? Cosby sweater. Cosby sweater.

It's Mohair, actually. You got your cashmere for tomorrow. How much is your mohair? It's not Moha. It was a joke. It was a joke. Show us the tag. Yeah, go on.

I can't because it's cashmere. Yeah. In the young girls. It smells like money. How much was that? She doesn't smell because it actually repels odour. No, fine. Cashmere jump of cost.

Sorry, I'm just Googling. It's from fucking Uniclo, okay? Give me a break. I'm Uniclo. Thank you for giving me that name. Actually, Uniclo one's a reasonable. I'll give you there. I will give you that.

Finally, a person grounded in reality to join the podcast. Honestly, Moe here cash me and my undies made out of it. Whatever. I'd like that actually. Well, I'm wearing Marino socks right now. Marino undies go hard. They are pricey a marino undie, but they go hard. How much...

I've never been able to afford a marino undie. I've never thought of buying a marino. You literally can afford a marino. Andy. How much are Marino They're expensive but you could afford a pair. They're like $50, $60 a pair. Yeah but I will say they're great until they're not great.

What does that mean? And then it's a bit sweaty down there. Do you get that? They're breathable. I still sweat no matter what. I already suffer from sweaty box. Do you suffer from it? Just a couple of times a month. What do you mean a couple of times a month? If I exercise, instant

sweaty box. Oh, no. My friend gets a sweaty ass instead. No, I get both. Down the crack, but that's normal. I don't sweat under my arms, hardly ever. Yeah, right. Face and box. Oh, see, I get shins.

Shins? Right down the shins. Yeah, a leaky shin. What about you, Claude? No comment. Oh, she's a box sweater. I'm shocked at this conversation. I think she wants to distance herself from the conversation.

Is that not a common thing for girls to get sweaty under carriages? I think it's a common thing. thing if you're exercising. Probably. I don't know. Just, you know. Heartbarks. What about sweaty tits? I get sweaty under boobs. Yeah, I get sweaty underboob as well. If I had tits, I would sweat from there because I sweat from the centre of my chest. Yeah, I definitely sweat. If that was a cleavage, those things would be just squelching around in there. What are the places where people could sweat, that's kind of hot. What? What? Georgia? What did you say?

Oh, nothing. Down the arms, that's hot. You think arms, because Alice asks what's a sexy place to sweat. Yes. It depends on the person. It depends on the person because a hot person with a dewy brow, quite attractive. What about my sweaty mo? An unattractive person who you find physically repulsive with a sweaty brow. You're like, oh, yeah.

They still have to be hot. They still have to be hot. Okay, let me just admit. I sweat in all the worst places. I checked myself out at the gym this morning. Yeah. And my shoulders looked mean, sweetie. I'm going to print.

Oh, look at you, Georgia. That's what I said to myself. That's literally what I said to lock. Why didn't you go talk to Clint who's going to cash me a jump around? I was literally thinking about, it's funny someone was roasting natural fibers before that's such a fucking weird roast. But I was literally thinking about that this morning when I was getting ready. Do you remember in the 90s when they were promoting it as a good thing that they were now making like polar flee sweaters and they're like, this got six

Coke bottles inside it. And they were promoting it as a positive thing. Do you guys remember that? But weren't they saying like they've recycled the Coke bottles? Yeah. And they're like, now you can wear them. Yeah. What a ridiculous notion. I remember there was a suit that you could get and they're like, this thing's got 16 plastic bottles inside it. You just sweat the whole time you're wearing it.

It's a terrible invention. It's crazy. I was never allowed a polar fleece at school. Weren't you? Nah, mom was anti them. Because aren't they like a fire? Like, they're a hithful ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

When I was home recently, my cousin's husband, so what's that to me? A cousin's husband, I think. A cousin's husband. My first cousin's husband. Your cousin's first husband? No, I'm a first born cousin's husband. Oh, your first cousin's first husband. He was wearing a swan dry.

What's your first cousin's ex-husband to you? No, she doesn't have an ex-husband. This is her first husband. He was wearing a swan dry. and my dad's like, oh, I like that. And I was like, that's a Kiwi product. And then he said that he'd had this Swanee. It looked brand new.

Like it was the green and black chicks. And he said he'd had it for 20 years. I've got my dad's swanny. I've got his blue and black one. It's still perfect. And it would be... If swan dry are listening. Forty-five years old.

But would all the sweat be in there? I would love swan dry. Natural fibers. But they're natural fibers. But it's not germy with your dad's old sweat. You can wash it. You can wash it if you want to. He said he'd never washed his.

So I feel like I wouldn't mind a bit of the old man's sweat though. Like the hell, Georgia. That's fucked. No. But if I have, you know what it does behave differently in a natural fire. Would you? Would you, Georgia, kiss your dad. Tongue?

No. 100 grand. Nah. Fucking weird. For five minutes. For five seconds. I'd kiss her dad for 100 grand. I'd kiss her dad for three.

Back off my dad, eh? For five seconds? No. 100 grand. Nah. Would you? Kiss your dad. No.

I'd kiss her dad too. Kiss your dad. With tongue. With tongue? Yeah. 100K, 5 seconds. No. Nah.

Nah. No, because we ever's taking that video as well. Would you? Would you tongue my dad? I'd tongue your dad. Would you? Yeah. I wouldn't do my own dad.

You see? Whereas your dad, I'm like, yeah. Careful. I reckon my dad might get the money together. let A said know my address I feel pretty safe with that um all right guys

I mean that's a weird thought Would you rather kiss your sister or your mother Oh Neither Probably my sister Ella's already Ella did not Ella did not even have to take time to think about it

She was hoping we would say sister too There wasn't any money involved in Ellis one Ellis one Ella's like, I'll do it for free. Should we do it on the show tomorrow? Ella kisses her sister. No way. Insist with Brean.

Would you? Let's say a listener called up. Yeah. She needed the money for an operation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For their child. Yes, for their sick child to save their sick child. And you had to kiss your sister.

Yeah. on air with tongue and we had to post the video of it later which will be on the internet forever would she would you do it yeah so long as the caption was Clint saves child then yeah

and as long as the caption wasn't Clint hooks up with sister wait wait wait this wasn't even an option for you I was saying for Ella Clint's like I'll do it I'll do it hey who's doing that I'll do it I'll be the hero I'm not doing that calls up his sister hey what are you doing tomorrow

Oh, do I have to talk to her? Not keen. Oh. I'm out. Oh, okay, if I have to talk to him. It's party time. Oh, he's wrapping it up. Yeah, I'm just scared about where this is going to go next. I'm sorry.

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