ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 8th August 2023

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

Welcome to the After Party - where anything goes! Bree is trying to figure out just how far she'd go to support her football team.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. After party. Duh. Pretty good. Pretty good. How much weed did you guys smoke before you made that? Zero. After party.

Duh. Duh. We had to do a few takes on the duh. Yeah. The duh was the hard bit. That was the hard part. Oh, really? We had to nail it.

And we did. Nailed it. Yeah. Hey, welcome to the Brianne Klinder After Party, everybody, where anything goes. No, no, no. Anything goes. Anything.

Anything. Anything goes. Anything goes. Anything goes in Anything. Anything. Anything goes. Anything goes. Anything goes in here. What? Just messaging my friend about potential of getting a ticket to this Saturday's quarterfinal in Australia, Matildas versus unknown opposition.

Are their flights going? This is what Bree's contemplating doing, skipping the country at last minute's notice to go to a football game in another country. We can do that these days. Yeah, you can do that. I used to do stuff like that all the time. Yeah, people with no kids can do that. Like, what do you guys...

Yeah, well, that's the thing. Yeah. What do you guys think? Fuck, I'm jealous. Yeah. This is the thing. Like, you're never going to remember the money that you saved. Listen to her justify it to herself.

Girl math. Girl math. Girl math. I'm never going to remember the money that I saved on flights. I'm going to remember the experience of flying over to watch Australia win in a quarterfinal of the Women's World Cup. Unless this trip bankrupts you. Unless it bankrupts you. Unless they lose.

But it won't. Nah, it doesn't matter if they lose. Nah, won't. No, it doesn't matter if they lose. No, yeah, I agree. It doesn't matter if they lose. It'll be a total bonus if they win. Yeah, I mean, it'll be way better. But it's about going and experiencing it. Yeah, way better if they win.

Yeah. Yeah. And getting on the piss. That's what it's mostly about. We get to see my friends. We get to party and have fun. Oh, definitely go then. So the game's on Saturday?

Saturday, yeah. So you could's on Saturday? Saturday, yeah. So you could fly on Saturday morning and then fly home on Sunday? Yeah. I've got your flights sorted. Well, how much? I'm not paying for them, but I've seen them. How much? Who are we flying with?

Oh, in New Zealand. In New Zealand? What's your budget? Oh, I don't know. Would it be a grand? I don't reckon you're getting flights to Australia in five days time for less than a grand Well this is less than a grand, it's 969 Bargain

That's 969 That's such a visually appealing number 969 Yeah you can't not buy it It's like if you believe in numerology that's a sign that you should be going Would you guys do it? No

969 is like a 69 for three people. Isn't it Takashi 969? No, Takashi 69. Oh, Takashi 69. What's he got to do with this? I don't know. I thought it just was. 69 doesn't work in a threesome, does it?

It can. Do it in a triangle. That's not a 69. Yeah. It's not a 69. That's like a train. It's not a 69. Yeah. It's not a 69. No. It's like a train. It's on the side.

No, because a 69 makes the number 69. Your body's made the six and the nine. Clint, who's got more experience with 69s? Yeah, I rest my case. The scales don't come to it. Claudia just laughs under her breath. What are you saying, Ella? Should I go or shouldn't I?

I think you should, but I personally wouldn't. I was talking with my partner and we agreed I don't think there's any sport that we would travel outside of the country for. But you knowing me. Yes, you should. And how patriotic I am. I mean, I've got friends in the Matildas team. Yeah, you should.

And have been a fan of that team for a long, long time. And it's not just the sport. You've got friends to catch up with. I will see friends. You deserve a nice weekend. You know, you deserve to have some fun. Yeah, this is where the girl math's coming in. Record a podcast over there and then it's tech deductible.

I don't even know if she can get me a ticket yet, but I just need to know my decision. Yes, you should. Before, like. If you overthink it, you won't go. Yeah, do it. I reckon book post tickets. But I just need to know my decision before. If you overthink it, you won't go. Yeah, do it. I reckon book post tickets. You'll remember it for the rest of your life.

I also said yes that I'd go to someone's birthday party on Saturday. Oh, a birthday schmurth day. I have got them a present, so I could give them their present and be like, I'm so sorry. I hope you understand. It's not like a big birthday. This is inspiring. How do we get me to France for the Rugby World Cup next month? What do we need to do to make that happen?

Oh, I know. Go yourself. Yeah. That's what I'm doing. I'm not asking for anyone's, like. You just have to ask the universe to provide. Clint is always asking for freebies. He is.

He loves a freebie. How much are the tickets to the quarterfinal that you're going to? I don't know. No, I don't think so. You've been offered free tickets. I don't think they're super expensive. Like, I've got tickets to the quarterfinals here on the Friday night

and I think I paid $80. Yeah. So it's not like super expensive. Isn't it all sold out now anyway? Yes, so that's the point. Like you couldn't just buy your own? No, I can't. That is the point.

So the only option is my friend said she has two tickets and then she said she might be able to get another single ticket. Do it. Oh, those tickets would be like gold in Australia right now. You could not come across them. Get the ticket, then sell it. Claudia! Yeah.

Scalp it outside the ground. That'll pay for your flights. But, Clint, you know how much I love sport. Yeah. I said go. Yeah. I said go. You would go if you were in my position. Yeah. Yeah. And a heartbeat. Okay.

Good. Okay. Settled. Team chat over. Bree's going to Brizzy. Clint's going to France. Yeah. When is the Rugby World Cup? One month today. Oh, it's only one month away. Shit, that's close. Yeah, the Football World Cup will finish and the Rugby World Cup will start. Wow. Good sports. Wait,. Wow. Good sports. Wait. Good sports. Wait.

I'm going to be right near France. I'm going to be right near. Oh, maybe I could go. Oh, my gosh. Clem would be so pissed off. Wait. Am I going to go to the Women's World Cup quarterfinal and I'm going to go to the Rugby World Cup. World Cup? I'll learn the name of it before I go.

Yeah, no, don't. Just wing it. Don't worry about it. Nah. Well, I might. You should start collecting rugby jerseys. That'd be pretty cool too. Yeah, I thought about that. That's going to be my new thing.

And then you should buy a boat. It's going to be unique to me. And then, you know what? I'm actually going to go to the Luke Combs show tomorrow night. Oh, that's a great idea. Yeah, yeah. There's all things that I want to do. You then, you know what? I'm actually going to go to the Luke Combs show tomorrow night. Oh, that's a great idea. There's all things that I want to do. You should have two daughters. You know, you'd be a chainsaw guy, I reckon.

I am a chainsaw guy. You should see me with a chainsaw. I feel like you're making fun of me. I like this game. I would love to do all that stuff. Well, you should imagine how much fun it is being me. Wait, wait, what?

Was there a joke in there? Wait, what? Guys, I might have a sick day tomorrow. Okay. What? Where did that come from? I've been coughing and sniffing and sneezing and coughing all day. Poor Claudia.

Poor me. I don't know. Poor Claudia. You're sick. Poor me. I think Claudia should get a day off and you have to come. Well, I will have to. I just feel like I'm giving all my germs to everyone.

What do you think? You know what? You, that is up to you. You do what you need to do and we will support your decision. I'll be mad. I'll be mad at me. I mean, it does put Claudia in the shit. I'm not going to lie.

I know that, dude dude i will help you out um somehow claudia's like that's what you always fucking say oh no okay i'll be here no if you're sick don't be here uh all right let's have this chat let's have this chat this is this is all right guys i'm not gonna be here either because i'm going to go early to Brisbane. Yeah, that's what this is really about. Yeah. It's time. Duh. Doo-doo. Doo-doo-doo-doo.

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