ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 8th August 2025

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

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And the after party, after party, after party. After party, after party, after party. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the after party. Oh, my unlaws have just sent through a photo to the family chat. They are on holiday in Bali at the moment. Check out the view. Lush.

I've never been to Bali. It's definitely on the last. I was going to say pretty standard barley shot. Is it? Is it? He's not impressed. Look at that pool. Have you been to Bali?

Nah, never been. Yeah, well. I wouldn't know about that. It's the only person on the show who's been to Bali. Can I say pretty? Like, when I say standard, I mean. Crossing live to our Bali correspondent. When I say.

Barlonese Bree. No, no, go on. Tell us more. We want to hear about Bali because we've never been. And you have. All I've got is the same. wretched picture of this shithole view of this

basic bitch coastline. For barley standards it looks pretty shit old to be honest. Well they'll be devastated. They're staying there for three weeks. They got ripped off. I don't think I've ever stayed at a place that's not my house for three weeks. That's a good question. That's a good point. I don't know that I have either.

I feel like the most time... Oh, I did a two weeker actually. Not quite three, but I did two. God, that's the funniest shit you've ever said. It's not even supposed to be funny. Well, I have, but it was for work. Well, la-de-da. Some of us don't have jobs free. Who, where?

Who? Where? Every time we film Treasure Island, I have to stay somewhere that's not home. Oh, okay, yeah. Well, that still counts. It's no leisure involved, though. And also, you can't feel like you're overstaying, you're welcome. You know? What, overstaying?

If I stayed at someone's house for three weeks. Wait, are we talking about staying at someone's house. I'm talking about anything. Oh, I was like, that's a bit weird to be staying at someone's out. I stayed in a tent for 42 nights once. 42 nights? Yep, the tent was in a different place every day. Were you?

That's yuck. Were you touring? I was on a Kentucky in Europe. A tent contickey? Was that the torture tent tour? Yeah, it was actually. No, I love camping and it was the cheapest way by far to do it. Fuck that, that man.

I genuinely love camping. And the whole time we've known you, which is coming up probably about four years. I've never, never. I feel like there was one camping story. I've kept so many times. I reckon there was one camping story. It's because I don't talk to you. It's something to do with the dog.

Yeah, I take him camping all the time. I literally bought a tent last week. That's true. She did say that. And a dog sleeping bag. And a dog sleeping bag. But I also think that's been a, you know, run on from her breakup. Yeah, yeah.

She's trying to reinvent herself. She's trying to craft a craft a personality around camping. Instead of having a rebound, she bought a tent. Well, I already did the Europe trip, so I don't need to prove myself. Fuck, no, no, no, no, no, no, you go back to Europe. You always go back to Europe. No, but I mean, I did the camping part, so I've proved my camping. Believe it or not, there's more to Europe than camping.

You've got to go meet that girl that you've been talking to from Croatia. Oh, is there a Croatian girl? Have you not heard about Croatian girl? No. Tell him about Croatian girl, Claude. She's Croatian. I'm sold. Me too

Has she got tan skin Yes She will Yeah All Croatians have lovely golden skin Did she have a boat Yeah Tell him what she does for work

It's fucking coolest part about her An extra on Game of Thrones Fuck off I was sold And I don't even watch that show How did you run into this person Instagram So do they live in Croatia

Yeah. Wait, you're long-distance DMing with a Croatian. Yep. But they lived in New Zealand for a couple of years, though. That's probably how you cross past. Oh, so have you met them? No. Oh, my God.

Strangers. Did you meet them through the show account? No. My account. Not through the producer court account, the other one. That's not a show. That's my personal account. No, we've taken ownership of that account.

I do wonder if I'm allowed to post like really personal stuff on there because it is so ZM branded. but, you know. Yeah, well, what kind of stuff, like crying and shit? Ripping a bong. Yeah, all of the above, crying and ripping a bong. Wild camping. With the girl from Croatia.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which she does all the time. Yeah. My favourite pastime. Yeah, she's the campest member of the show. I think that's me. Free one, how much have I told you about the Croatian girl? Probably too much.

What else did I tell you? What else did you tell me? Oh, tell Clint how old she is. No, you tell him. I don't want to tell him. How old do you think she is? Because, okay, just keep in mind, Claudia is, what, 32? Yeah.

32? 32. How old do you think Croatian girl is? You're positioning her as young, but not too young. I reckon she's 24. 24? Yeah. Claude?

You can say it. she's 21 fuck claude danger zone how old are you fucking big time danger zone how old are you yeah is it in the range

32 divided by two 16 plus seven turning 22 though isn't she 23 is your cut off mate claud 23 is your cut off gutted for you I hate this narrative

tell him about the tattoo Claude the Croatian cradle snatcher She has a tramp stamp That's hot It's trendy She has a she has a serpent tattoo that goes around her leg around like up her body and around one of her arms i've seen it she's also got one on her neck but it's like a daint it's quite dainty though a dainty

full body snake yeah yeah what are you breathe 35 yeah before i give you your number how low are you willing to go is it for is it dating or just hooking up Hoking up. Oh, hooking up. Recalculating. 25. 25. 24 and a half.

Oh, she's just in there. What about you? Okay. How low am I willing? Oh, before I work out my number, how low am I willing to go? Yeah. My wife's about to turn 40. Should I say 40?

39. Let's be honest. 30. 30. Okay. Like if I was single, I feel like anything under 30 would be weird for a 38-year-old man. But we're just talking. Hooking up, though.

Yeah. Yeah. Why is it less weird when I say it? Yeah. 38. I guess I'd go to 29 at a push. 29's fine. Anything more than 10 years, Claudia.

Yeah, gross, Claude. What is my number? 38. So the formula, by the way, guys, if you want to work out how young is appropriate for you, half your age plus seven. That's the accepted methodology. Half your age plus seven. plus seven

26 Oh Oh that feels quite young It feels weird Feels weird Yeah How old's Ella No I'm not looking

Oh Oh Why'd you ask And I'm looking for like Ella's 24 But she's a young 24 She's a very young 24 I was looking for like a reference

Not a Not a date Also Can we just say If you are an avid podcast listener Can you like and subscribe? Oh yeah, we've got our numbers this week. We won't reveal the numbers, but they're better than I thought.

Yeah, pretty good. And that's all thanks to you guys that listen to this podcast on the reg. Also, our... Lofty goal, but we'd love to take down the evil Fletch for and Haley podcast. Oh, so evil, that podcast. Obviously. Also, our podcast family group on Facebook, which is called the Bring Clint Group Therapy is growing.

Still. It's still growing. We don't even fucking do anything in it. But I think it's just the community that post things and then we interact. And it's just a bit of fun and a, you know, nice community. We should do more. You know who the gold standard is for social media stuff, I feel, is the morning shift guys. Oh, they do good stuff, yeah.

And you know what they did, which was unique when it came to Facebook. They don't have a Facebook page. They just have a closed Facebook group. That's it. So any content they post on Facebook, they post straight to their closed group. Everybody interacts with it because it's like a community. Yeah, that's clever. That's clever, I thought.

Those guys, they've done such a great job with that podcast. They have, but also just, if you had to choose, listen to ours first. If you only get one. If you only get time to listen to one, can you please listen to ours? You notoriously don't listen to podcasts. I don't, nah. Notariously not a podcast listener, but I think it's just with how my day structured.

Oh, yeah. Because my commute in this, because my commute is so short. I know this sounds like I'm bragging. But you could do a 30-minute podcast there and back. I mean, yes. Yeah. I could. All these excuses you've got.

You could wear headphones while you walk the dog. Yeah, but that's my phone call time. Oh, okay. I like to call my mum when I'm walking the dogs because then I'm disfocused on talking to her. Yeah, yeah, fair. Well, no podcast recommendations from you. Claudia? I don't do podcasts.

I just make them Also this is my last point And then we can all go I think My podcasts Oh what do I listen to Don't worry it's okay I would have asked you

But I actually don't care Today's podcast The main one It has been said It has been said Maybe one of the funniest shows We've ever done Oh you've jinxed it now

No I haven't It's done It's in the can It exists It exists It's out there let us know how you feel about that that um that wild accusation yeah it's it is it's lofty quite lofty is it wrong though we'll find out you use the trump you use the trump style

promotion where you just say everything that you do is fantastic yeah yeah yeah and i've started doing it today's podcast is fantastic it's such a great podcast one of the best podcasts it's one of the best podcast we've ever done. Yeah, people are talking about it. It's really making the impact. It's huge. It's really climbing up those charts. It's huge.

It's huge. It's huge. And it's better than all those other woke podcasts. This is the real deal. Honestly, we're thinking about building a wall. Just for the podcast. Just for the podcast. To keep the evil Fletch Forward and Haley.

The way you said podcast sounded like Jojo Siwa. Podcast. Dream gas in my podcast. I better get out. out of here? Yes, we should. I've got a croat to message. Yeah.

And I think we finish it there. I need to see a picture, by the way. Post it in the, oh my God, post the picture in the brain clinic group therapy page. That's a great idea. If you want to see, she won't, but she is susceptible to peer pressure. If you want to see the picture, post in tag Claudia in the podcast group and tell them you want. Play the outro. She wasn't real.

She wasn't real, was she? You fucking made her out. The whole Croatian girl's story wasn't real. How dare you get me horned up. Clint was just, he probably, he was like, I saw all the red flags, but I didn't care. I thought Claudia was being a bit, a bit giving. Yeah. I'm like, this is brave of Claudia. I like how I'd be like, hey, Gloria.

Tell him about the tattoo And you just have to try and come up with something I wanted it to be true Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insta Facebook, TikTok And live weekdays from 3 on ZM