ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 8th December 2025

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

We will be taking guesses on Clint's secret thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Five, six, five, six, seven, eight We're back, baby, welcome to the after party. I've got a thing that I'm excited about. But I can't be excited about it out loud, because do you guys believe in jinxing things? Nah. I do. I do.

I really do. Nah, I believe in manifesting. Put it out into the universe. Say it out loud and it comes true. That's what manifesting is. Yeah, this is different, though. I want this thing to happen as opposed to, yay, this thing is happening.

Is it not guaranteed to happen? That's why you don't want to jinx it? It's pretty much a done deal. God, this might be the most interesting after party we've done then if you can't tell us what a bloody is. I can't tell you what it is. I can't tell you what it is. But I should be able to tell you tomorrow.

What? And it affects you in no way whatsoever. But it's good for me. Oh, I know what it is. Do you? Your driveway. I wish it was my driver. I wish it was that boring.

That was a good guess, Ella. Thank you. I wish it was that boring. I know what it is. What is it? You're finally getting a cream for that rash. The downstairs one? Yeah.

No, it'll be something free he's getting. That's what it always is. That's what it always is, guys. I don't want to hear about it. Have you not, guys, get fucked, guys. It's not, okay? This was Clint the other day. Listen, look, listen.

It's not. Okay. That's not. Couldn't get himself into a VVIP box for a concert the other day and he was Ruggled. Tantrum. Not scared. Well, I'm not going then.

I'm not going. This is slander. This is slander. Can you believe people don't get free drinks at these things? What the hell? I'm not going if I have to be. That's not me. Okay.

Nine more shows. Eight more shows now. I have something I want to bring up. Okay. At the Christmas party on Friday There was a past the parcel that was happening And Claudia opened One of the past the parcels that landed on her

And it was let someone in the group text Whoever they want in your phone Oh my God, I've never heard of this kind of pass the parcel It was fun It was adult past the parcel Like a truth or dare pass the parcel Like a kind of like a adult drinking game past the parcel.

Fun. Anyway, I saw my opportunity and I swiped Claudia's phone and I text the person. You all guys know that I texted. Oh, the person. The person. Texted the person. Not the Croatian. Yes, we could.

The Croatian. We're going to call them the Croatian. Texted them. And I never found out if the Croatian texted back. So the Croatian did eventually take that. Wait, what are the T's say? I'll read it to you. The Croatian.

is a euphemism for you weren't here but they tricked me into thinking that Claudia was dating a Croatian that's right damn it so you can pick up on what we're putting down by the Croatian yeah the question's got some key details in it it does but you can not um you don't have to elaborate on that but you can say what I text oh I decided to text the Croatian text the Croatian at 5pm yeah question does the Croatian know you're at a Christmas party yeah okay that's good yes yes Yes, yes, yes. Question. Do you guys get to take the handcuffs home?

I'm happy with my text. And then I didn't get a response immediately. Oh, did you panic? No. Okay. No, no, no. I was like, this is fine. But then I was also like, this person's...

Did I have red receipts on? No. But this person also has a work phone and a personal phone. And I was like, I'm kind of thinking this might be the work phone. Oh, you don't want that to go to the work phone. And they're not at work, which is why I'm like, maybe they're not replying because of that. I've actually got to reply five hours. later and it says

work phone Claudia and then I was like oh okay that's a now that message is now a matter of public record awkward that's true do you say it was Brie? Did you say it was me? I did eventually I was like Brie thought she was being risque with this question

ha ha ha and then they said oh my god this was my chance with Brie and you let her message the wrong phone That's good Trust me No one wanted to text with me on Friday night Where was the fire? Working

Working I kept thinking it in my brain And forgetting to say it out loud But just so you know I was thinking about her Oh that's Yes Does anyone know what award I got

Because I wasn't there I was away Does anyone know what award I got At the Christmas party? They didn't read out the ones Most absent I would not receive most absent And you know who would

Yeah, that's true Don't say Just to think You know Caitlin From the breakfast show Oh no She doesn't even work here anymore

Caitlin Merritt She's been gone for a while actually Yeah Obviously I'm joking Oh Awful Awful Purson

Sorry it was there And I didn't want to find You can beep that part. I'm healed. I'm fine. She... Beep it, Claude. I say it beeped. Wait, what was the award?

I was absent. Oh, that's yeah. No, shut up, Helen. I'll bleep that. Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. If Claudia beaps that one part, then you can grease past it. Man, I'm so upset. You should pay for something.

Well, we are. We're going for our show dinner. Go on our show dinner. Yahoo! On Wednesday. Yeah, who do you forgot? I was like, how can you forget? Oh, we need to arrange transport for that.

We need to not be driving to that. We're going to Ponsnobby? Yeah, you can walk home, can't you? Yeah, I can walk home. Boom. Pick-ons at my house. Can I ever sleep over here if you want? Guys, I'm real anxious about something I'm doing tomorrow.

Is this something you can't talk about? No, I'll talk about it. It's a documentary about anxiety, and I'm real, and I'm real, like. Well, good. What? Do you live true? I don't think it's good to be anxious. about.

Do you want some lorazepam? Just be like, hey guys, sorry, I'm but anxious. And I'll be like, don't. You're in the right place. Wait, we're in the right place. You know what I, um, I feel like a fraud sometimes, especially when I, like, talk about anxiety or like, I'm on it and they always go, what are the things you use? And I kind of just want to say, like, I'm still trying to figure it out.

I think you do say that. Yeah, do you reckon? Yes, a lot of people will come out of their experience on the other side. going, I feel... Like, I don't bloody know. I'm not an expert. But I like it when people talk about the experience and they're still in the middle of it

because that's when they're most vulnerable. And that's bravery. It's relatable. Like, I know exercise helps me. Like, I know that, but that's such a boring answer. No, I know. Exercising every day, boring. Like, what else can I say?

The Razap? Yep. Weed gummies. Weed gummies. Breed. Yeah. Oh, I know. I'll say it off here.

Good. See? Self-control. Anyway. Where was that for me three minutes ago? Yeah, where was that? Idiot. Yeah, buy us something. I'll have a bonus at the end of the end. I don't pay you.

That's not how bonuses work. You don't work for me. Then why do you treat us like we do? That was a sin. Clint hole in one guys guys guys guys that was good okay let's go

are you wrapping this up now yeah I really need a wee no not yet okay oh my headphones keep going in and out guys I'm out every night this week what why they're really not they really do say silly season don't they

Jesus yuck where are you going tonight uh the gym you're a mom's house that's hardly out well I'm going And where are you tomorrow night? Going for a beer with the boys.

Oh, lads, lads, lads, lads. No, with my group chat with my friends that are my friends and we're going to go and have a beer. Can you tell them at the RSA? No, we're booging it up a bit. Because Christmas. Oh, yeah. Can they bring, is this the one with the new baby? Yes.

Can they bring the baby to work? I want to meet him. He doesn't work here. I know, but he can still come. Where does the baby work? At the other place. I don't care. I don't see this baby.

Um, okay, well, probably not the right baby. Just to want to see. No, that's an evil baby. Oh, sorry. Pick someone in the office who has a baby. Make your own baby. Tell me about it. Ryan.

Silly Ryan wanting to hang out with just me. Not a baby. Heaven forbid. And then on Wednesday, I'm having dinner with you guys. Woo! Oh, yes, we are going on. And then Thursday. And then Thursday, I'm DJing at the races.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. At the twilight race. And on Friday You're in Wellington. Friday's Friday. I'm in Wellington. Saturday?

I really need a week. You said you're busy on Saturday. You said every night this week. Yeah. Saturday. Friends 40th. Sunday? The Lord's Day.

He will risk. Oh, I forgot your seven day, Venice. Yeah, yeah. Okay. How we dragged this out a bit more. I want to see if Ella will pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will wee on my chair.

Do you guys want to know what I'm up to this week? Can I go? Yeah, we're about your calendar. No, it's unprofessional for you to leave. I've got my doco I'm filming for, the anxiety tomorrow. In the evening. No, these are my mornings. Oh, I didn't even start on my mornings.

Okay, well, you wait, I'm going first. Then I've got, then I've got voicing, voiceover I need to do after that. Don't run. Why does she sound like she's sloshing? I like she's sloshing. Yeah. Slosh her. To parachute pants.

She's sloshing because she needs to pay. The parachute pants back in. They look like zip-offs, though. Yeah. Oh, zip-offs. I love zip-offs. Okay, is she gone? Yeah.

Sweet, we can pretend to keep, we're not, we can leave you. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. In-chot-T-O-T-O, you can take me hard to go. Play Z-M's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on Z-M. Thank you.