ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 8th June 2023

Episode Date: June 8, 2023

What's your favourite swear word? And while we've got ya, what's you're go-to karaoke song?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Nice, Claude. I didn't even know what that was. After Party, After Party. It is the party after the party. We had a message in our podcast group the other day on Facebook that was like, so am I meant to listen to the after party before the podcast or after the podcast? You can listen to it

whenever you bloody like. Yeah. If it was me, I would listen to it as an appetizer to the main podcast. But again, you can do whatever you want if you would like to. But I'd use it as a little bit of podcast foreplay, you know? If you're in the mood for some looser chat that's not structured

with a bit of swearing in it, then probably listen to this, which is The After Party. But if you're into more structured, regimented chat, then the other one. Wanker. Wink? Oh, just swearing. Swearing.

Yeah, yeah. That's a good one. What's your guys' favourite swear word that's not the F or the C word? Good question. Yeah. I like tosser. Oh, that's a good one. I like to call someone a tosser.

Like, I really want to insult them. I'll call them a tosser. Oh, my God. I use it all the time. Wanker? I do, yeah. I feel like coming from Queensland, we use the word wanker a lot.

I like dick. The absolute dick. Can we just clip that bit where Ella just goes, I like dick. I like dick. Oh, please don't. Please don't. Sorry. I really should have thought about that. We're very male appendage focused

in our swear words. Wanker, tosser, dick. No, I didn't say that was my favourite. I'm trying to think of what I use the most. C-word is probably up there, but I'm trying to exclude that. You're saying I use the C-word? You're Australian. I don't use the C-word at all.

I do. Don't you? I do. I do. That's not a swear word that I use hardly ever. Someone's a good C word, a dumb C word. Yeah, I just don't use it. It's definitely like the F word is what I use the most, I'd say. Or calling someone a dickhead.

I was absolutely C worded at the event. What? Nah, that's a stretch. No, I don't use the C word all that much. Yeah, right. What about sayings? Like, oh, flop. You know?

I love the saying. Like a saying. You know what? That's so weird that we're talking about this because I literally was thinking about this the other day. You know what's like swear word saying that I really love? Tootie sprinkles. No. Oh, gosh darn it.

It's not even a swear word. When someone goes, oh, fuck up. Yes. I love that saying. That's good. Oh, fuck up. That's good. Just get it now.

I love it. Such a versatile word, eh? It so is, eh? Get fucked. But then you can change get fucked to a nice get fucked. Oh, get fucked. Oh, get fucked. Oh, get fucked. Oh, fuck me.

Yeah. Oh, fuck off, mate. Oh, my God. What about, yeah, I just listened to myself before I said it, but what about, oh, my golly gosh. Oh, my God. Yeah, no, I regret saying that. I'm starting this new thing.

Pick the one who's got youth group after the show. Yeah. Fuck, oh. Oh, fuck off. I was going to tell you to if off. I'm starting this new thing. Pick the one who's got youth group after the show. Yeah. Fuck. Oh. Fuck off. I was going to tell you to F off. Fuck off. Oh, that's funny.

Oh, my God. Fudge you, man. Go to heaven. I'm actually going to the pub after this. Are you? Oh, rowdy. Get a little bit of titty. On a school night. What are you doing at the pub?

It's my flatmate's birthday. Yeah, it is. We suggested that we should do a Because we're trying to find a social occasion we can go to And we suggested that as a team, the four of us We should go and do a pub quiz Which Ella vetoed because she said she wouldn't know the answer to any of the questions I get so mad

And do you know what? My boyfriend's family They love doing pub quizzes But everyone has a specialty subject You just need to figure out what yours is Ryan tried to Yours is probably pop culture. I still tried.

Didn't know much. We'll need someone to answer the bloody Benson Boone question. I don't even know. Benson Boone question. We'd probably get that question. Hey, Claudia, can I run something by you that concerns your birthday party next week? Oh, yeah. I need to as well yeah so i have

decided that i am gonna take a page out of um one of my all-time favorite actresses books lucile ball this is for claudia's big 30th birthday party yes yeah so i love i'm really excited for and i'm really excited to have all my friends around me. Yes, yes. And I'll be real like, you know, there's a couple of people I've said no and I've cried about it. So I'm very excited. No, no. So I'm going to test something out.

So I have read stuff about Lucille Ball. I've watched heaps of docos. And something that she used to do at parties, I feel like I'm going to test out at your party. Are you going to do magic? No. This is what she would do. So she would be in a room at a party and let's say she's talking to someone. This is Lucille Ball, born 1911, died 1989.

Yes. Okay. Yeah. The very same. She's from the show I Love Lucy. It's one of my all-time favourite shows. I love that show. So funny.

One of the true pioneers in comedy, especially for females. Like she was amazing. Anyway, so she used to be at a party, right? And she'd have people sitting there and say there's a group of people and she's like sitting in the group of people talking and let's say someone enters the room like after going to the bathroom or something or they've like walked into the room into like the group of people she would look at someone in the group that she was standing

with and go well say it to her face then oh my god that's great and i want to test it out at your party yes can you can i vlog there I'll just chase you around filming there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you go up to them and go, hey, I just want to say it's really brave of you to turn up tonight. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Okay, and you know what else I want to test out? Wow, I didn't think you would show up. Is that what you're wearing? Oh, don't do that. Oh, you look nice today. You know the best response that works to any question works to any question ask me a question fuck up piss off ask me would you like a cup of tea i don't see how that's any of your goddamn business

someone else asked me a question you're gonna get kicked out brie what's your favorite hair color i don't see how that's any of your goddamn business. Hey, Brie, how are you today? I don't see how that's any of your goddamn business, Claudia. Hey, Brie, do you want me to buy you a drink? Yeah, see? You know, it works for everything. You got her there, Claude.

Yeah. You got her on that last one. Well, Claude, go and Clint, say it to her face. Say it to Claudia's face. Claudia, I'm not coming To your birthday party What Are you actually not What

Clint I might Be coming Do you need a pre's Do you need An after party I need I need a

Yeah I need an after party We'll meet me at karaoke afterwards Is it in the city The party Yeah Okay Where is it Okay

I'll tell you off off the poker yeah yeah good point because me and Lucy my wife have got our big

we've got our night out we go out sort of once every six months and we already booked tickets and a babysitter

to go and see Chris Parker well if you already have a babysitter before you you've got a babysitter night booklet night booklet

I don't see how that's any of your goddamn business. Well, I'll see you at karaoke. Lucy can come too. Oh, my God. I'm so excited. I'm so excited for karaoke. I really love that. Lucy's karaoke song.

Everyone's got their karaoke song. Hers is Forgot About Dre. How does that go? What? What's love got to do with it? Got to do with it. She feeling like a million. No, that one.

I was going to say Average. Oh. You guys heard No Forgot About Dre? Ah. Did you guys forget about Dre? I think so. We did this for Friday Oaky Loves. Any of your goddamn friends.

Don't look at me. Of course I know this song. I'm not an animal You don't know me Still the same old G Oh yeah Seriously Can you imagine my wife doing that

I can Yeah I'm trying to figure out my karaoke song And I'm kind of leaning towards What is yours Well I don't know But I'm kind of wondering If Tenacious D's Tribute is my song

There's the song There's the song I love that song There's the song I love that as a karaoke song. But it's four minutes, which is a long time. And you have to take your top off. Mate, it's your fucking birthday.

True. You do whatever you want. I'll do it twice. Yeah, you can do it twice if you want to. Just remember, it is not the greatest song in the world. It's just a tribute. It's just a tribute. I'm going to do the nut bush, and then I might sing something.

All right. Enjoy whichever podcast you've got left to listen to. See you karaoke. Might be this one. It might be another one. Who knows? See you tomorrow. Bye.

Bye. Fuck up. You just said the F word exactly in time with Dr. Dre. Did I? Fuck up. Fuck up. Fuck off. Fuck off.