ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 8th May 2024

Episode Date: May 8, 2024

So apparently Ella was trying to prank Claud throughout today by being mean to Bree and Clint?? Did it go well? You'll have to listen to find out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast where I need to ask two questions before we do anything. Okay. Claudia. Hello. Did you get a chance to upload yesterday's After Party Podcast? Yeah, I did. And it was only a lot late, but I did it. That's fine, that's fine. We're not concerned whether it went up late.

Claudia. Oh, yes? Did you listen to the After Party podcast before you uploaded it? I listened to part of it. And nothing that stood out? Alice said, thanks for editing it right at the end. Oh, yeah, cool. That's fine.

Yep. What did you say? Oh, nothing. What were you talking about? Have you noticed anything strange just in our general dynamic today? Have you guys pranked me? Have we? That's the question.

I want to say it's very light on the prank. I'm going to say it might be a prank fail. I feel like tomorrow. What am I supposed to be identifying? If Claude doesn't even know what we're talking about No, it's my fault No, don't be so hard on yourself It really is

You didn't nail it, but don't be so hard on yourself Wait, something about the way that you've been acting I just didn't do a good job Ella was supposed to be a total biatch to us today But not say anything about it And just make it really uncomfortable for you Did you try? Did you try? She tried.

Did you try even once? I remember the break where I... It was so weak. I remember, Clint was like, you could do Ella with an H. And I said, no, no one would do an H. Oh, I remember that. Whoa, you're a right bitch. I thought you just didn't understand what was happening.

We kept trying to set Ella up for opportunities to be a bitch to us. When? Heaps of times. Like I said to you, when you came in with those two bags of chips, I said, the vending machine gave me a free bag of chips, and I said, cool, can we have one? Expecting you to go, F off. And she was like, sure, here I come.

She bought us free chips. But then when I was in the room, I said, sure. in the room i was in the other room it was probably the weakest attempt no you can't do it again i didn't even notice succeed and i panicked have failed big brother yeah you failed big brother you failed big brother please give me something tomorrow and i'll do it in the office go Go. Okay. Tomorrow you need to go into the office. Just walk in there when there's multiple people in there and you need to pull your pants down. I'm not doing that.

Take a break. Should we have an argument in front of them? Okay. You don't need to pull your pants down then, but you need to go into the office. I'm not doing this. And then you need to go, attention everyone. And then you have to turn around, bend over, and then play a song on your bum buttocks.

No. You've got to make your butt cheeks talk. Yeah, you need to go in there and then bend over and say, I had more love in you with your arsehole. One opportunity. Did you really try? I think I just sounded Like an arsehole In that Ella break

And so I just panicked I don't know if you were Panicking or forgetting That you were supposed To be doing it No I just like She even rehearsed Really?

Yeah Do the rehearsal You didn't say it though You didn't ask me that Hey Ella Can I get a glass of water? You get it Oh that would've been good

Yeah that would've been good But then I would've been like Yes Ella In your diva era like we talked about because we wanted to be divas i thought you'd like it i remember you said like you were like what in that break but i fully just thought i was like oh she doesn't get it it's fine that was a massive fail what's that an idea what uh could be really cringe I'll cut it out if it's bad Tell us No ID is a bad ID

Until we tell you it's a bad ID You know how Kendrick and Drake are beefing at the moment Should we write diss tracks about each other Should we It'd be cringe It'd be so cringe It's a good idea if we were more talented and less white.

Get AI to do it. We'd be culture vultures trying to rap. Get the lyrics and get AI to do it for you. Oh, that's not a bad idea. It'll sound probably like this. Yo, Brie. See that mustache, mustache girl Go get em Yo Clint

I don't see yours Yeah nah Nah nah nah Nah nah nah We'll just focus on the movie thing We've got enough balls in there You guys need to practice your pranks Before you start doing raps.

I'll call my friends at Flavor and offer them the idea. Oh, there's money. Good attempt, guys. Poor execution. Good idea. My fault. Yeah, buzz that out. Ella was going to get free lunch at the pub out of that.

She was. And she failed. Did you forget about that part, Ella? Oh, she looks so sad and disappointed in herself. I just wish I did. She goes, yeah, I'm going to get cauliflower. Oh, I'm so excited. I told everyone last night at home.

Oh, no, you're so cute. And then I just like, no, I didn't choke from like nerves. I just like, don't know how to be mean didn't swing i i know the feeling because you have to go hard to convince her and four hours is a long time it is a long time to be acting i just sounded like an arsehole on air without the content that was the idea did you try anything else did you do anything in the meeting before the show i was i was like huffing and puffing off air to you a little bit were you oh okay you should have done stuff like on air where you'd be like,

do you guys actually feel like you're sounding interesting right now? I didn't really enjoy that break. Yeah, to be honest, I'm a bit bored. The second you gave us your bag of free chips, I was like, it's all over. It's it. It was all done and dusted. I was just excited. You know what you should do again?

You should air check us again because that. Do I have the street cred now to air check you? That's when you were the meanest to us. Yeah, okay. I'll do that. All right. Let's get out of here, everybody. All right.

Thanks to everyone who's chucking some movie ideas up on the Brian Clint Group Therapy podcast page. That's a good idea. That's helpful for us. So many great ideas. We appreciate it. So many that Clint has never seen somehow. Almost all of them. You've never seen Erin Brockovich, have you?

You know what? I weirdly think that I have. That's a good movie. Because that movie is fucking phenomenal. Sandra Bullock as the lawyer? No. It's Julia Roberts for fuck's sake. Jesus.

Maybe I haven't seen it. I feel like my whole diss track would just be about you not seeing any of the movies. And I'd go, I don't get any of the references on this song. See you guys tomorrow. Bye, guys. Bye. Oh, big old fat fail. Yeah, not your. Bye, guys. Big old fat fail. You're not your best work, guys.