ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 8th May 2025

Episode Date: May 8, 2025

Producer Claud is trying to set herself a challenge but the team aren't so enthused, they'd rather pod nudes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZM's Branklin podcast. Everybody in the club gets it. I'm back, I'm back. I'm back. Hey, Pusswars. Welcome to the afterparty.

So natural. Hey, Dixicles. Hey, Pusswars and Dixicles. Welcome to the afterparty. Claudia said she's got something to talk about. Yeah. I can talk about it would you hello? I'm here I've been talking all day. I'm here to I can talk about it so on the show today We obviously talked about David Attenborough because it's his 99th birthday Happy birthday David. I was talking to Pixie.

Happy birthday Mr. Attenborough. Daddy David. Happy birthday dear David. Happy birthday to you. Anyone wearing headphones right now has probably got goose bumps. Shut this down the spine. I was talking to Pixie and I have a friend who's obsessed with David Attenborough. Who is it?

Her name's Jess. She lives in England now. Who is it? Bree says with a mouthful of pepperoni pizza. I feel like I said it quite clear. It was, who is it? Who is it? Like people couldn't tell.

Did you guys go see him when he came to Auckland? So he did a show in the, I think it was in the Kiritokanawa Theatre. Did you go to it? What? Well it was amazing. When was that? What was he doing?

Stand up? Yeah, he was doing, no he did back flips. And then he sat down and then he'd stand up. No, he was amazing though. But my friend who was obsessed with him, she once wrote him a letter, likewritten sent it to him and he replied with a letter Like a actual handwritten letter? Claudia, where the fuck was this in the show when we were talking about David Attenborough?

I forgot until after He sent it by pigeon as well didn't he? He did That's better than any of the shit we talked about That's a personal story He strapped it to a narwhal and then sent it on its way But no she got a reply which made me now I narwhal and then sent it on its way. But no, she got a reply, which made me, now I know it's like, she sent it like 20 years

ago. Don't make him do it now, he's 99. I'm gonna send him a letter. No, get off his case. I'm gonna do it. Send him a nude, that's what he really wants. No, I might kill him. Who gets shocked?

Would you be insulted? Mr. Teddy shot then. If you're nude, kill Teddy. I'd be dead. I'd be dead. I'd be dead. I'd be dead. I'd be dead. I'd be dead. I'd be dead. I'd be dead. Would you be insulted? Mr. Teddy Shot then.

If you're nude, kill Teddy. I'd be devastated. Can I monetize that? But also a little bit like, still got it. Yeah, but that could be a good thing or a bad shot. Yeah, did he die of- You know, being like, oh god! Did he die of like blood flow or did he die of shock?

Yeah, like- Disgust. Disgust. I would want an autopsy. Can you die of disg shock? Yeah, like- Disgust. Disgust. I would want an autopsy. You throw up so many of them. I would want an autopsy done. Did he die with a boner? This is disrespectful, guys.

This is so disrespectful, guys. This is disrespectful. Is he married today as well? He was, but his wife passed away in 97. 97? Yeah. Oh, that's a long time to live after the love of your life passes away?

It's nearly 20 years. Yeah. So it's my time. Nearly 20 years, it's nearly 30 years. Fuck. What? It's 2025 now, Brie. Yeah, she's right. It's 28 years. Holy shit, you're right! 97 was nearly 30 years ago.

Fractions aren't your thing, they're numbers, maths. Mate, maths in general is not. Neither is numbers. Just Calcula. Guys, what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna send him a letter, but I'm also gonna send a bunch of people letters or whatever and see who replies. Okay, who else is on the list? I've got Dolly Parton's address, I've got Brian May's address, because I feel like the oldies are more likely to reply.

You should wait a couple of days and put the new Pope on the list. Oh, that's a great idea. I think you guys should give me one or two people each and I'll see what I can do and if I get a reply... Jason Gunn? I love Jason Gunn. Yeah Jason Gunn is good. I'll happily talk to him and if I get a reply... Who else did you say? Richie McCaw. Okay. Tell them it's your dream to be an All Black. David Bain. Yep, Dane Rumble Dane Rumble. Yeah. Yeah, if I get a reply and I'm sitting myself this challenge Jake Paul, what do I get? I'm not messaging Jake. What do you get? What do you get? I want a prize get a letter from Dane Rumble

That's what you get from you guys and hang that on your wall. I'm gonna do better than I did with the Rubik's Cube I'm gonna give you a cheer. Okay the Rubik's Cube. I'm gonna actually achieve this. Brie will give you a nude. Okay, of her? Which tit, you only can get one. The left or the right, personally. You've said the left is good, right? The left is my better one, yeah. I'll have the left then.

Okay, left. Yep. Okay, deal. Fuck, do you remember? Left is my better one. Oh my god, guys, oh my god, guys, sorry. Trust me, this is good. You know, Ed Sheeran, how that was the story,

how he fired up his old phone. That's his left one. Yeah, exactly. No, you know how he fired up his old phone cause in his whole album is based around that. Anyway, I decided I was like. Just one song, wasn't it? Maybe one song.

Just one song. I was like, oh, for content, maybe I'll try and find the oldest phone that I have and fire it up and you know, bring that to the show for content maybe I'll try and find the oldest phone that I have and fire it up and You know bring that to the show for content. Do you have a left tip? to be honest it was Everything on that phone was quite depressing. Like there was a fight from Like that my partner and I were having before in text form

So the phone was from In text form? How old is the phone? So the phone was from 2014. Oh yeah, yep. And there was a fight between me and my partner on the... Like that was the last thing that... I randomly plugged in and charged my 2014 phone the other day too. It was an iPhone 4.

Yeah. Mine was, I think mine was a 5. Oh yeah? Yeah. And I had nudes on there. Oh! Yeah. Were they good? How do they compare? Do you know what sucks is,

That we don't get to see them. They're younger nudes, so you'd be in better nick, but the quality of the photos would be worse cause the phone's so old. Yeah. But they could make it better. Oh.

The quality could be harmful. Yeah, exactly. Like, they're quite artsy. Ooh. Could I get away with sending those now? Depends who you're sending them to. Is it a catfish to send someone 15 year old nudes? 10 year old nudes?

Because it's a catfish to send photos of yourself 15 years ago. Yeah, and we said there was a catfish of Tim from Maths to use those old pictures. Is that a catfish? Or is that? Or is that, yeah, you know? I don't know if it's a catfish or if it's like something less than that. It's just a lie.

It's false advertising. Do you know what's crazy is 10 years ago, David Attenborough was 89. He was born in 1926. I still can't believe that. That's crazy. Anyway, back to your nudes. Who do you wanna send them to? No, I was just asked hypothetically.

I'll take one. David Attenborough. You should send them to your partner. If I received 10 year old nudes from my wife, if I received any nudes from my wife, I'd be stoked. I was gonna say, you'd be happy with anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, we should place- Putting it out to the universe. any nudes from my wife. I'd be stoked. I was gonna say, you'd be happy with anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. Should, oh, we should play- Putting it out to the universe.

Manifestation. We should play some sort of game where all of us have to find an old nude and then we play some sort of game and if you lose, you have to send your nude to the group. I know of one. Oh! I know of one.

I love this exit on my life. This game's awesome. Mine's only an upper body nude. So is mine. But it was taken for like, fuck. For what? For what? What was it taken for yourself? No, it was taken with that intention. How much upper body is? Descended to someone? Yeah. Is it almost lower body? Um, good question. To be honest, when I say nude, I'm not really nude in any of them.

Oh, oh, I'm butt naked for real. Oh really? I was such a prude. Pixie. What did she say? I was butt naked in all of it. Full body. Full body.

I had my full bush out! Maybe Pixie shouldn't play the roulette. Yeah, I'm out of the roulette. We're not ready for that. The roulette's too high stakes. Also, Pixie's would have been taken on like an iPhone X or something. On an iPod? Yeah, quite clear.

I think it was 12. Oh my god! There's no pixelation going on. I was going to say, Claudia, don't you have a 12 now? Yep, I do. So good. Oh god, alright. I'm going to go write some letters.

I'm actually going to do it too. Yeah, do it. I'm going to go take letters. I'm actually gonna do it too. I'm gonna go delete some more. Yeah, do it. I'm gonna go take a look. I'm gonna go find some notes. Can you write one to the Veronica's? Sure. And who else?

You know who would reply? Jessica Malboy. I don't really know who she is. I can't believe you guys missed out on the joy that is Jessica Malboy. Chris Lilly. And the bangers that Jess Malboy had. Yeah, it's weird we never got, we never.

Yeah, you never, that never came over here, eh? No, it did, but it never got played. Yeah, right. Well, I think because we didn't screen that season of Australia at all. Yeah, okay. That the origin story wasn't there. But she had like, um, songs with Timberland and like. Oh, really? Yeah, she had like songs with Timberland and like, yeah, she had like

big songs. Anyway, it's trending at the moment on TikTok, like Australian TikTok, where people are like, bring back Jess Malboy and people like playing all those songs and stuff again. I love it. She's such a nice person. I could write her a letter, but it won't be very personable. Did you find it? Found it, yep. Oh no. I don't think I don't want to see that. It's got my iPhone 4 in the picture. Is that what you call yours? It's a mirror selfie.

Oh no, that's not coming out. 2013. I was pretty happy with mine. Oh no, I look good. Oh. Lucky my face is not in it, so you can never attribute it. No, I don't think my face is in it. Oh no, my face is in a few.

Was it intended to be sent to Katy Perry? Nah. I'll tell you this, oh, jeez. That one would kill David. I don't wanna fucking kill David, yeah. Yeah, David would be dead. Oh, those com cutters. See you guys later.

Let's play nude roulette. We need's come cutters. Let's play Nude Roulette! We need to come up with what the game is! And then who's like the buy in for it. The mechanic of it all. Yeah, if you're listening to this, what would be a good bet? A good bet. A real good bet. Where everyone's happy.

Even playing field too. I was thinking it could be something to do with the Warriors If they win we all release nerds If they win if if it is indeed our year then all of us will release our nudes That makes sense Okay at least at the least we will release the nudes to the podcast family group.

Poor Ella, there wasn't even part of this deal, but she's gonna have to be part of it when she comes back. She'd be keen as. She'd probably already without a bit on the line. Censoring at all? Or full? Mine's gonna have to have to have this. Cause we're gonna get banned. Everybody in the club gets it.

Everybody in the club gets it. That's Pixie's new nickname, Full Bush Pixie. Full Bush Pixie. Better than Alice Replacer.