ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 8th October 2025

Episode Date: October 8, 2025

Producer Ella debuts a brand new bit for the podcast - breaking cat news. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

But I put stress on my body at the gym. Fuck, no. That one's titled New Intro. No, no. Hey, guys, guard him. God damn it. That's too good. I put stress on my body at the gym.

Out of context, guys, out of context. Might have been one of the grossest things you ever said in our presence. Yeah, well, it was meant to be ironic. Was it? That was awful. I think you just wanted to talk about you going to the gym. Yeah, do you go to the gym, Clint? Not this week.

He bought it He did Fuck you Ella what's your big question This is my hard-hitting questions Don't roll your eyes Okay hang on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Drum roll me

Hard-hitting question Yeah You ready You ready This is breaking news from TikTok a question for the masses If you were a cat Would you enjoy

Dry food or wet food Discuss Fuck this is good This is a good question So My main source of knowledge The thing that informs my opinion It would be my own cat

Right and watching it My cat enjoys wet food and dry food She has wet food in the evening, dry food all day. I believe she enjoys the dry food more. Oh, wet food more. I believe the wet food more. I believe the wet food delivery in the evening is the highlight of her day.

But do you think, and here I'm about to blow this wide open, do you think if she had wet food available all day and only dry food once a day, Like so it was reversed Do you think It would still be the case I think it would be too much Wet Food

I think it would be too much of a good thing I also Also You can't have wet food available all day Because it dries out And it goes crusty Then it's just dry food And then it's

And then it's inedible dry food So So You're going The dry food though is so fucking boring And I watch this cat Go over to the bowl every day She's like

Oh shit It's the same It's the same flavor. I often think about this for my dogs, right? Yeah. Because we feed our dogs dry food. Exclusively, right? Exclusively.

Yeah. And I mean, I do feed them bits and pieces off my plate. I'm not going to lie. But I'm like, these poor fucking creatures. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty boring. You know? But you say that, but then you try and spice up their diet with a little sausage or something.

Yeah, they don't like it. fucking diarrhea for four days and they have to go on steamed chicken and rice until their stupid stomach which can't handle the slightest bit of variance settles itself down. That's why

I feed them stuff off my plate because I feel like it helps. We've destroyed these animals. They were pack hunting wolves. Don't say that too fast. They would eat what they came across and now now my dog sits in front of me as I'm eating and she drools

Now my cat's on a scientifically formulated, medicated diet. So it doesn't get so dummy. Oh, little baby. That's what you mean. So what would you guys, if you had to pick? What would you rather eat? Wet food, old dude. Yeah.

Yeah, the wet food, although I'm way more grossed out by it as a human. Can I? Sorry, I've got some more information. Yes. So I have eaten wet cat food. Yeah, how was it? At Bree's behest. You ate the salmon flavor.

It wasn't even bad. Okay. You eat it. Okay, don't credit my experience. I've eaten plenty of cat food in my day. I've also eaten cat biscuits. Yeah, I've eaten cat biscuits a million times. Okay, it's not a competition.

I've never eaten the wet. This is crazy. But as a kid, I tried. I've eaten cat biscuits a million times. Actually, that's not a brag. I've tried the cat biscuits. I also tried the dog biscuits. The dog biscuits, I would say less gross.

Mine were cat biscuits And they were those little fish shaped ones Because we used to have a segment on our show Called guess that biscuit And you have to guess what biscuit we were eating And one day to really throw the audience We ate cat biscuits Yuck

Yuck! Nice I ate them as a kid I had an excuse Yeah but you ate them a million times Yeah probably Well we'll probably done a million I ate my shit as a kid What?

As a baby Oh that's too far I did. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is breaking news. Story just at hand, producer Ella has just admitted to eating shit. Hell yeah, as a baby. It was her own, and she claims it was when she was a baby.

So, last year. We crossed now to Ella, live for comment. Ella, do you regret it? Do you eat shit for breakfast? Yeah, every day. I was a baby. Had it in my nappies. Probably a bit of overload.

No wonder you like being vegan. Yeah. You ate nasty. Yeah. On the walls, it was everywhere. Except my mother. But I'm glad the cat question really. No, we haven't logged in an answer.

Well, you're wet. You're wet. Wet, baby. Don't call me wet. You're wet. Wet. Wet. I think we're a wet.

Dry. Oh. Oh, my. Dry. Controversial. Less miss. Yeah, and you don't get that fishy breath. What about your poor teeth?

As you get older. It's good for your teeth. It's good for their teeth. It keeps them strong. Keeps them strong and healthy. Yeah. How gross are cats' tongues? What? They're great.

They're so young. I love it when a cat licks my hand. It means they like you. Yeah, but you eat your own shit. And the baby one. You ate a baby? Cats tongues have so much bad bacteria. Oh, I let them look my face.

Don't do that. No, it's good for your immune. It's cute when a kitten sits on your face. It's exfoliated. You can get a staff infection. Right on your face. Oh dear. Well, I'm getting five cats on Friday, everyone.

Five! Five! Jesus. I get them for four, maybe five weeks. That is a lot. I'm fostering, not getting them. That's so weird because Claudia's having a similar weekend. Yeah.

Pussy! I was worried because I was like, what's Ella going to do with all the cats? and then I realized she eats it she'll just eat her yuck oh my gosh

get this so I haven't had foster cats for a while and I had been cleaning up and getting ready for the new arrival and I found a half-eaten cat

wet food packet full of maggots full of them you started that story like it was a really cool story This whole podcast Has just been about how gross you are That's most podcasts

And how passionate Clint is about is cat This is breaking news I think that's it I'm dating you on today's lead story Ella eats shit Fuck you This is a great podcast everyone I think people would enjoy this

Best one we've ever done. I think this is good stuff. I've zoned out. What's happening? We're complimenting ourselves. Oh, okay. Circle wank.

I'm so gutted. Circle jerk. Circle jerk. Circle wink. Same thing. Yeah. What was the new term we learned recently? No, it's not a real thing.

It's just what Michelle from Wanganui said. It's not a real term. Not that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't say that word. You need to boot that. I will. I'll boot that.

Even though you said it wrong. Oh, did I? That's all for the news. We're not doing the weather today. God, very progressive news. The weather is wet. Talking about k k kibbiz, but maybe also dry. And shit.

Tonight's top story. No, I'm just using that one too. Kachis, kibis. No. Play ZM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.