ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 8th September 2023

Episode Date: September 8, 2023

Hello loves! Full podcast from today's show will be out on Monday but in the mean time enjoy the Friday evening rambling of Clint Roberts featuring guest host Matty McLean featuring guest guest host Caitlin Marett! It's Friday drinks in the office so they spent a lot of time talking about the less kosher side of Caitlin's nursing job.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. F-Body. F-Body. F-Body. F-Body. F-Body. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint After Party with Maddie. Are you still here?

Oh, fuck. When can I leave? When will you leave? I'm so, I was ready so long ago. It's like, it's like, thanks. You know when you have a party and you're like, oh, it was so good to see you guys. Yeah. And then that person's like, yeah, it's great to be here.

Yeah, it was great that you were here. Yep. Can't believe I'm here. I'm having so much fun. Yeah. So much fun. Well, I guess we just, I guess we just carry on. Claudia, are we doing an international birthday banger today?

Is that what we're doing? Oh, shit, man. I thought that was the whole reason you wanted us to do a podcast. No, I forgot. I was going to not do a podcast today, but then I thought, claudius put the effort to put this together for us you haven't even fucking done it forgot it's been a long wait so hang on why are any of us here why are any of us here it's late why are we here caitlin can you come over here and add some pizzazz to this podcast please can you come over here um the the okay do the okay first did you just oh she pulled

something did you pull something or did you split something keep coming around keep coming keep coming keep coming keep coming keep coming um please welcome to the brie and clint podcast featuring medhi now featuring caitlyn merritt hello hi hiia ora how's it going you are strikingly beautiful oh my god thank you so much no one's ever said that to me in my whole life ever you're married far and that is annoying and not into women that's fine well-known homosexual yeah which which of those barriers do you reckon would be easier to overcome? The marriage or the not into women? The marriage or the homosexuality.

I think you need to be into women. But no, that's very lovely. Thank you so much, Maddie. I do try. Sometimes I wash my hair. I fooled around with a girl once. Did you? I was there. Not in the room.

No, I was there at the time of your life, though. Oh, yeah, you were. Yeah. Great girl, too. Yeah, I was there at the time of your life, though. Oh, yeah, you were. Yeah. Great girl, too. Yeah, I was. Yeah. But not for you? Famously.

Well, you know, sometimes you think. Lovely personality, though. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I'm the same. Do you want to use, we haven't tried podcast dating. Did you want to try and use the podcast? Oh my God, please. Well, I'm actually going to Europe.

Yeah, you are. I'm being a basic and doing Europe in two weeks. solo trip around Europe. Which is fine and have fun and enjoy life. But you're not going to find a man over there. I just, I can't, I am actually a nurse, but I hate people. And so I can't, I know that sounds really weird, but I actually can't, I can't live with someone.

I can't be on a plane flight. I can't actually do what someone tells me to do. So if they're like, we're going to a museum today, I'm, no. I've decided that I'm already doing a friends tour in New York. Can I ask a question? Why did you preface that conversation with, I'm no I've decided that I'm already doing a friends tour in New York can I ask a question why did you preface that conversation with I'm a nerd what does that have to do with anything because you're supposed to love people

keep them alive as she holds their spew cup she's like oh yuck you're disgusting you basic person no I do love what I do but I hate people in terms of traveling and living with them so i'm going by myself and i feel like you only like them when they're at their lowest

yeah when they're desperate you're a fixer you like them when they need you you're a fixer yeah yeah oh my god do i just always need validation there's psychology in this i wonder if we have any psychologists who listen to this and like, oh, she is a classic case. And maybe they're single and they can date me. But yes, I'm very, I'm still. No, you don't want to date a psychologist. You don't want to date a psychologist. Well, if they're not there yet, that's why I thought I'd become a nurse

because maybe I could marry a doctor and then they'd never be there so I wouldn't have to see them and that would be perfect for me. But? No, they're all 12. They're all very, very young. The doctors? The doctors. And the older ones are married?

The older ones are about 90. Wow. So there's none in the middle. Is there a gap in the market for hot late 30s doctors? That's the one. Maddie, we need to retrain. I'll tell you what. We need to retrain.

Grey's Anatomy has a lot to answer for. Doesn't it? Grey's Anatomy didn't even put the IV lures in the right place. They were like shooting out the liquid into the atmosphere. I wasn't talking about the medical now. I was talking about the assumption that there'd be hot doctors everywhere. Like, is he falling in love with a patient? That's illegal.

You can't do that. But hot doctors also. But no hot doctors. You don't have sex in the... What's the statute of limitations on hooking up with a patient? How long do they have to have been out of the hospital? A long time. Really?

How long? Because, well, you have a power power imbalance so you know everything about them if you've treated them you know their history so there's a power imbalance there and so that's like it's not good yeah but if you fall in love with them i don't know but like i forgot what i had for lunch today i'm gonna forget people's medical history like that. You're not going to remember it. I feel like I'm getting into legless stuff and I should probably stop talking. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. But yes, no, still very single. And not looking because I'm going to Europe and I'm going to marry an Italian stallion.

Yeah, that's a great plan. Love that plan. Marry someone who's inherited like a vineyard in the south of France. Perfect. That's who you want. Oui, oui. Oui, fucking oui.

If you do that, I'll even support you supporting the French in the rugby this weekend. Oh, yes. If it means that you get a Parisian man. And I can invite everyone to the wedding. Yeah. If you bag a dude from the Champagne region of France. Okay. It's all on, baby.

Okay. Thank you. I have approval. Lele Blues. That'll do. Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll catch you guys back. Bree's all on, baby. Okay. Thank you. I have approval. Lele Blues. That'll do. Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll catch you guys back. Bree's going to be back on Monday

and everything will be back to normal. Thank you, Maddie, for filling in. Because I'm so abnormal. Well, I mean, if Maddie ever leaves, then we'll be back to normal. F-Born. F-Born. F-Born. She at the F-Born. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC.

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