ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 9th April 2025

Episode Date: April 9, 2025

"A secret blast from the past... and how hairy are your nipples?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. It's the after party, innit? Innit. Innit. Bree and Clint's group therapy page, our podcast insider group. On Facebook if you want to join. On Facebook, yeah, come and join. It's private, but you're welcome to join. Someone by the name of Danica. Hi, Danica. Posted this a couple of hours ago in the page.

I need to encourage people to go back and listen to podcast on the 22nd of June 2022 at about 1.05 into the podcast. And that's all she's posted? That's all she posted. No context. God, these podcasts sometimes give me nightmares, the idea that there's a catalogue of every single thing you and I have ever said just out there in the internet.

It's why I think I could never run for Prime Minister. Yeah, it makes my arsehole prolapse. See, like that. Jesus Christ. That's going to be out there in the world. Why? Just why? Yeah, why?

So vivid. Anyway. Yes, thank you, Georgia. She liked it. Rosebud. Oh, stop. Claudia. Claudia.

Hello. You have gone and found the audio? Yes. Here it is. It's pretty damning. Danica, this is from that time that Bree just said. We're hearing this for the first time. I don't know what this is.

I hope it's not some arsehole chat because that would be back to back for me. Well, it would be a pattern, wouldn't it? Yeah. Anyway, here it is. There was that rumour when we were growing up that there was a chemical in the public pools. Did you have this? Yeah. And if you peed in the pool, the water would turn blue.

It's a myth. It's a myth? It's a myth. I tested it. Unless they're willing to fill the ocean with that imaginary chemical, there's no way to enforce that. No, there's enough chemicals in the ocean that we've put there already. There's no way they'd ever be able to police that.

Number twos, maybe. Sure. Yeah, number twos is a whole different category. And for the record, I do not number twos in the ocean. No. No, I do not. Have I before? I can't 100% say with certainty that there hasn't been an emergency.

Really? Like, I'm pretty sure I haven't. Oh, you're yuck. I'm pretty, I said I haven't. If you don't know, that's yuck enough. I'm pretty sure I haven't. Wait, was that? 2020.

2022. Oh, 2022. So the infamous poo in the ocean break, the almost 4 million TikTok view break, happened in 2024, didn't it? Correct. Yeah, right at the start of 2024. Obviously, I wasn't ready to come forward yet.

But you could tell in my voice, you could tell when I go, I'm pretty sure it happened. Obviously, I knew that I had done it before. You're in an emergency, though. I was even like building up. Oh, but like an emergency. She was laying a foundation for future honesty. Cool. Super sleuth Danica, right?

Do you reckon Danica is starting the podcasts from the start? Or is she cherry picking? Imagine going to our playlist and just hitting random. No, can't do that. Chronological order. I don't know if I could do that either. I couldn't listen to one of our podcasts from...

I don't reckon I could listen pre That was a hard listen for me Was it? You sound really different in that too Yeah me Not you You sound fine I find it really hard to listen to myself

From back then That's unusual for you I know Because you normally love it Well listen to our podcast now I think we're on a much better place But I don't know I'm very critical of that person

Really? Why? What didn't you like? It's pre-nose surgery Is it the sound that you don't like? Nah it's got a nervous energy to it I think yeah I watched one of our videos

on TikTok because if you search Brian Clint you know how it goes to that landing page and it's got our thing at the top and then it's just got a whole lot of random I don't hear that. I watched one of our videos on TikTok, because if you search Brian Clint, you know how it goes to that landing page, and it's got our thing at the top, and then it's just got a whole lot of random videos there, not chronological ones. It'll just pick you like a- Where's this on? On TikTok.

Have you seen that? No. Oh, you just search it. Oh, yes. Yes, I have. And then if you go to that and start flicking through, it will serve you completely random videos of us. Fuck, there's some.

What, bad ones? They're fine. I'm talking about me. Like the way that I talk in them and behave in them, I find strange. Really? I find really hard to watch, yeah. What, can you remember one for reference?

We were doing the first time that we invited kids on here to say swear words. That's so funny. It's a good video. Yeah, that's a great video. It's not framed how a TikTok video would be framed in 2024, 2025. It looks very rudimentary. But I don't know. There's this guy in the video, and it's me, but I don't associate with him,

and he's kind of like trying to hurry the whole thing along. Yeah, right. Yeah. And you think you're different now? Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm much more relaxed. I do. No, I get that.

I get that. I feel like everyone has that where they'll see old videos of themselves or hear themselves and it just makes you cringe. Like I feel like everyone has those moments for sure. I definitely do. I remember maybe it was last year someone sent me this random clip of me on Celebrity Treasure Island in 2019 and I barely recognised myself. I was like, who is that?

There was a photo that came up of us from like 2020. Must have been 2020 or 2021, one of those. And I am so bone thin. And am I fat? By comparison, only because I- I was pretty fat back in 2020. Yeah. But it's when you and I decided we were going to do intermittent fasting. I took it too far.

And I was also walking a lot with my daughter to get her to sleep. Yeah, that's right. I remember that. And I obviously took intermittent fasting the opposite way. You did intermittent eating. Eating. Yeah, so I ate for most of the day i was in the 70 kilos whoa i got down to 75 kilos for reference i'm like 90 kilos now

yeah 75 is not for you not for me no old ed big head over here old lollipop head. Yeah, you look, you know, I can't wait. I can't wait until my golden era. And you know when that's going to be? When? My golden era is when I reckon I hit about 60, 65. Kilos? No, no, no, no. I was going to say that's tiny.

No, no, no, no, no. When I hit the age of 60 to 65, because I am going to be an older woman because I naturally am someone who I'm a bigger woman, so I carry more weight. And when I get to 60, 65, all the people that carry a bit extra weight always look younger. Oh, do they? Yeah.

Oh, true. Yeah. Have you ever noticed that? Like people who are in that category, that age bracket, if they're real thin, they look way older. This is not me agreeing with you saying you're a large woman, but my nan had very large buzzies and in her 60s they were still large, but they were in a different place

On the floor Used to keep all kinds of shit down there And that's what Yeah Bet a duct tape could fix that Just tuck them into your belt Literally you get duct tape And you throw them over the back of your shoulder

And you tape it to the back No but This is what you're saying When you're 60, 65 You don't give a shit anymore Yeah I guess unless you want to do it for comfort Well No, but this is what you're saying. When you're 60, 65, you don't give a shit anymore. Yeah. I guess unless you want to do it for comfort. Well, some people still-

But I've taken strapping tape off for rugby before. I can't imagine having to peel strapping tape off my areola in my 60s. You might rip the whole nip off. Yeah, that would be quite painful. We don't really- I mean, I don't have hair on my nipples. What the fuck is this podcast about today? I don't have hair on my nipples. What the fuck is this podcast about today? Claudia, you're going to have to title this.

What is this fuckery? I think it should be called A Secret Blast From The Past. Because that's what it is at the start. And then now we're talking about how hairy or unhairy Bree's nipples are. You know, as you get older, especially women, you start to grow black hairs around your nipples. My mum told me. I've got them already. Do you?

All right. It's better than grey ones. I'm not nervously trying to hurry this along. I feel like you are. We just need to go. We have 60 whole seconds before we need to achieve anything. No, I think we're done. Ella hasn't said anything yet.

Ella. Your turn. Bye. Okay, I think we're done. Ella hasn't said anything yet. Ella. Your turn. Bye. Okay, sweet. After party. Duh. Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok. And live weekdays from 3 on ZM.