ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 9th April 2026
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We like to party
Hi everybody
Welcome to the after party
With Bree Clint
Claudia Ella
And our friend Georgia again today
Yeah guys I'm just a tag of war
No you're good
You're welcome here
It's fun to have you in here
Because we're doing the mornings
And she does the show after ours
So she's a part of our podcast
Bree's Googling pictures of sexy New Zealand
Prime Minister
Yeah
Okay
So that's the hot one
Oh yeah
I do see a difference now
Oh yeah
What's the main difference?
Well, the mouth's closed.
He looks slimmer and younger.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I still don't understand how you ended up doing this.
Neither.
Or why?
I don't understand how I end up doing half the things that I do.
Well, you're just having a moment we're like, I wonder.
My brain just takes off and it's like a wild animal and I end up like just doing where I'm like, why am I doing this?
Our boss has just walked in, by the way.
This is a podcast, not a live radio break.
Just so just so there's a clear delinealienable.
of topic.
Stop using words that none of us know what you're saying.
What did you say?
Delinial.
Delusional.
Don't worry.
Just so there is.
It's a delusional millennial.
Just so you can tell da difference.
So he's just talking about himself.
What?
Sorry, we're having our own conversation on the side.
Are you all right there, Clint?
No, I'm not, okay?
I'm not.
I had a moment this morning on the show where
I repeated what Brie said directly after Brie said it
Like maybe five seconds after
Like the exact same thing
The exact same sentence
Word for word
And did one of those things where you claimed it
You're like yeah
No I looked at him and went
I just said that
I got no memory of her saying it at all
And then he goes
And he thought I was being like funny
It wasn't a joke
It was not a bit
And Clint's like no you did it
And then we looked at the producers
The producers like
Yes she did
Alice made a video out of it
And it's very funny
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha what if I have dementia
Okay how funny is that video going to be then guys
Actually funnier
Yeah I reckon
I'll be like guys this was the moment
Oh my god can you make a version of the notebook
We'll make a version of the notebook
Where I'll play you old radio videos of ours
Until you remember us
And then
Then we have to die in bed together
Yeah
Well can we skip that part
Well okay
Doesn't really have a romantic climax then
But yeah sure
Not everything needs a climate.
Can you put a spoiler warning for the notebook
Please Ella's very upset.
Ella, it has been in 20 something years.
No, the thing is, when I was like single,
I was like, I want to watch the notebook with my first boyfriend.
And then now I'm married to him and I still haven't watched it with him.
It's my favorite movie of all time.
Can I be the first to say to what you just said?
What?
Go!
And I'm allowed to.
I'm allowed.
Can I?
You can't.
Ella, even I've seen the notebook.
Yeah, wow, that's impressive, mate.
Yeah, I feel like that should be a part of the human,
being an adult human handbook.
You have to watch the notebook.
And then you have to learn every word, which I know.
Don't do references from the notebook.
You haven't seen it.
What?
In the rain.
I wrote you.
I know the rain scene.
I wrote you every day for a year.
No, spoilers!
You didn't write me.
Spiders!
I wrote you 365.
I have literally no idea what the plot is.
They could be at war.
They could be long-lost lovers, like why they're
Wuthering Heights.
They're cousins.
Spoilers, Bree.
Sorry.
She hasn't seen it.
Oh my God, are they actually?
You know, you went to watch Wuthering Heights.
But you haven't read it, right?
No.
Did you know that brother and sister?
No, they're not.
Yes, they are.
No, they basically are.
Are they?
No.
Heathcliff is her brother.
Ew.
Yeah, but didn't the dad, like, find him on the streets and bring him in?
No, the dad fathered him with another woman and brought him home.
Do you reckon back in the day, like, hooking up with your brother or sister?
like back in the day.
I think half brother.
Was like frowned upon
but it wasn't like, you know?
I think full brother, taboo
but I think half brother.
Like half blood brother?
Oh so you got one side blood.
Yeah, same dad.
Oh no.
I think back in the day there was a little bit of like
oh good we won't have to split the family fortune.
Oh.
Would you rather?
Tactical.
Would you rather hook up with?
No, breed down.
Down.
But wouldn't one of them?
brother or an uncle?
Are we doing this again?
Brianna.
Half brother, full uncle.
What is it you with talking up with family members?
Half brother full uncle.
Did you full blood related to the uncle?
Are you projecting?
Were you doing?
Do you have to pick an uncle to hook up with?
You get the rich one.
The rich one for sure.
Yeah, fair enough.
I only have one.
Oh no, I got a couple.
But Uncle Craig has nice hands.
He's a farmer.
Are you volunteering this information?
Yeah.
No, he's lovely.
I see him as like.
a lovely person.
You can't see my uncle has lovely hands.
You can't see.
Have you looked at those hands and pictured them?
No.
It'll gross, Ella.
Why do you bring this up every podcast?
No, we always talk about his hands.
Who's like the family?
He's got farmer hands.
This is the whole family's into Uncle Craig's hands.
Is this your handsy Uncle Craig?
No, he's not.
Beautiful, delicate hands.
They'll do us, I reckon.
Before we descend too far into murky territory.
Yeah, bye.
See you guys tomorrow.
Friday, okay, we'll be back tomorrow on the other points.
I've got to go record mine straight after this.
Yeah, it's not looking good.
But that's okay.
When has it ever?
There was one day.
There's been at least one good one.
I reckon it was, I can't remember who it was, but it was a low song.
I was happy with it.
Yeah, this is a high song.
This is a falsetto, Jason DeRullo.
So, wish I was like.
Good luck with that.
Thank you.
It's party time.
But you've got your cousin, and then you got your first cousin,
and then your second cousin's like
second cousin's like way down the line, right?
I could relate more if I had a hot cousin.
Fair.
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