ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 9th December 2024

Episode Date: December 9, 2024

Clint's back! Technically... we're all in different places but we've really got some catching up to do. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Test 1-2, Test 1-2, broadcasting live from the Pacific Ocean. Can you hear me? I thought you were back. Yeah, I'm back. I'm actually in. I'm in Rotorua. Here's a question. Can you hear me? I thought you were back. Yeah, I'm back. I'm actually in. I'm in Rotorua. Here's a question.

Can you get reception out in the ocean? I don't know because I paid for the premium Wi-Fi package. You would. Why? Why'd you pay for the premium? So I could do some hashtag influencing from the boat. I thought that would have been a part of the influencer package deal. Bree, when I say I paved for it, I mean I got it.

And it was subtracted from my bill at the end of the trip. Yeah, right, right. Must be nice. Must be nice. Just side note, is Liam the technical guy still in the room? He is. Yep, he's standing by. Can you ask him what button I should push to be able to hear myself in the cans without ruining the feed? That's his favourite

part of the show, Liam, is hearing himself. All I can hear is Bree and Claudia and I can't hear myself. Can you hear me? He only does this so he hears himself. It's like a gin and tonic without the gin the good bit. What are you listening to currently? Bullshit, not the gin.

I'm listening to two. My mic is in one. If I'm listening to two. He's the lemon. My mic is in one. If I put it in two, I can hear myself. Does that ruin anything for you guys? No, that's fine. You stay in P2. Oh, good.

Nice little mix of me. The gin has been added to the tonic. Yeah, awesome. You 100% are the tonic in this situation. Okay, I'll be the tonic, but I'm not the fucking lemon. On its own. I'll be the lemon. It's the best part of a G&T. I wouldn't mind being the lemon. I wouldn't mind being the lemon. Clips the ice. I'll be the salt. I but I'm not the fucking lemon. On its own. I'll be the lemon. It's the best part of a G&T.

I wouldn't mind being the lemon. Clip the ice. I'll be the salt. I'm the salt. My guitar. It's a gin and tonic, you idiot. Yeah, good one. I don't want to rush things here, but I've got a question I've been dying to ask.

Do you mind if I ask a question? I don't want to take charge, but can I ask something? Hey, go for it. We have nothing better. Ella, how did you find my house when you were living there? Good. We're already looking at houses in your location. We loved it.

Did you like it that much that you want to live there? Yeah. It's so nice. It's lovely. Average house, but the area is nice. You can live in the backyard if you want. Say average house. Your cat was lovely.

Should I save it for the show, the weird thing I found in your house? Or should I say it now? You can say it now. Is it in the show? No, it's not in the show. I'll just ask you now. I think it's a now question. Yeah, okay.

Did you find my man vibrator? No, I found- Is that what that was? That explains it actually. No, on your bookshelf I found a weird figurine of you oh yeah my 3d clint yeah yeah yeah your 3d what my three not a man vibrator it's a 3d clint pardon you um yeah that was a 3d like um what are they called 3d printer thing for some Spark promo years ago. Playing it off like he doesn't love it.

I do love it, yep. My niece sucked on it though and my face has faded a bit and my thumbs got snapped off. Oh, I didn't see that. If that's the weirdest thing you found, then that's not bad. Well, I also did something weird. I borrowed your belt.

Did you? Sorry. Did you? Sorry. Did you dress up as me while you were at my house? No, I just didn't have a belt. Like Freddy Got Fingered. That's your worst name of a movie ever. Freddy Got Fingered. Have you not seen that movie?

I've never heard of that. Backwards Man, The Backwards Man. It's a comedy. Backwards Man, The Backwards Man. I can walk back as fast as you can. Did he get Backwards Fingered? I don't know if it would have aged well, the backwards man. It's a comedy. Backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk back as fast as you can. Does he get backwards fingered? I don't know if it would have aged well, to be honest. No, it aged terribly.

No, yeah. Terribly. Like a lot of movies from the 2000s. Yeah. Exactly right. Yeah. Like from She's the Man. That is iconic.

Daddy, do you want some sausage? Daddy, do you want some sausages? Todd, you remember the movie way too well. This is impressive for somebody who doesn't watch movies. I mean, yeah, I was going to say, you haven't seen freaking Pretty Woman, but you've seen Freddy Got Fingered. Yeah, exactly. I was a big Tom Green fan.

Go figure. Rude. Tom Green? Is that the weird dude? It was a good stay. Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. Oh, yes.

Any other big life updates I need to catch up on? I haven't seen you guys for a week. I just want to tell Clint about what... No, we said we weren't going to tell him. No, you've got to tell him. You've got to tell him in person, though. Okay, hold on. I'll go get it.

Okay. All right. What is it? He can't see us. Yeah, you can see me, but I can't see you. As it should be. We're figuring it out. I don't know why the heck we can't see you.

I think I'm tanned, by the way. You do look tanned. I think I'm tanned, yeah. I got sunburned on the first day real bad. Shit. Yeah, I want to hear all about it, but maybe when you're in person, because it's easier. Did you get it?

Okay, I've got it. Okay, what is it? So I'm in a new era. Yeah. Of my life. Can you see? No. That's so funny that you went to grab your water bottle because my water bottle sounds like a bong.

Are you in your hydrating era? Yeah, right. It sounds like a bong. It's in her water bottle era. It did sound like a bong, yeah. I've got a water bottle, guys. Guess what colour it is. Based on just vibes. I'm going to say mauve Ooh

Lilac No it's baby blue Nectarine Oh baby blue Baby blue It's quite nice You love to challenge a gender norm don't you Oh mate

If anyone does it it's me Wait In the three o'clock hour I'm not getting a fucking pink drink bottle What do you think I am some girl I'm going to do Wait. In the three o'clock hour. I'm not getting a fucking pink drink bottle. What do you think I am, some girl? I'm going to do a fart in the three o'clock hour. Perfect. That's how I made friends with my friend in high school.

Is it? Farting in the three o'clock hour. What is she talking about? I thought we were talking about drink bottles. Don't worry, babe. Okay. That's her brain. I'm just that fun, young, quirky.

She starts off. Ella's brain is kind of like someone with a lazy eye. There's always... Her brain's just always darting off. What the fuck are you looking at? What the fuck are you talking about? Poor Claude. I always talk about things. Oh, see, this just happened now.

Clint, I thought of a new game. If I had a lazy eye... Oh, fuck you. I'd look at girls' boobs and I'd be like, I'm not looking. One time, my friend who's very upfront, I'd say she's one of the most upfront people I know, just straight to the point and I'll never, ever forget. We were checking into this hotel and the person checking us in

had a lazy eye and my friend, this is a true story, my friend who'd had a couple of drinks, in fairness we were on holiday, had a couple of drinks, walks up to the counter and I was standing behind her and she goes, I'm not shitting you, she goes, which eye am I looking at? Wow. You can't say that. She goes, which one which eye am i looking at wow you can't say which one is it that one of those is she didn't mean it in a nasty way though i think she meant it because she wanted

you know didn't want to be disrespectful respectful yeah yeah she wanted to she wanted she wanted to make sure she's like what are your pronouns yeah like which eye am i looking at use your correct pronouns let me look you in the correct eye. Yeah. Which eye? The guy at the dairy has a lazy eye and we went, Brooke and I, from... Oh, too personal, Ella. Too personal. That's someone we know. What? Who is it? The guy at the dairy has a lazy eye. And, no, just today

we went to go get a drink and he goes, um, you can buy Brooke's drink. And I go, yeah, sure. And he goes, boop, boop, boop. And Brooke's like, no! And doesn't give him the thing to scan. And he goes, don't worry, I know how much it is. You pay for it. And so I pay for yeah, sure. And he goes, boop, boop, boop. And Brooke's like, no! And doesn't give him the thing to scan. And then he goes, don't worry. I know how much it is. You pay for it.

And so I pay for Brooke's drink. What has this got to do with his lazy eye, Ella? Because you were talking about someone with a lazy eye. Fuck you. I'm telling a story. You tell a thousand stories. Can I tell one? And you, like, respect it?

Nothing. Yeah, OK. No, you didn't hear the guy who's at the dairy has a lazy eye. The guy at the dairy has a lazy eye. Yeah, I heard that bit. I heard that bit. You asshole. I thought we were telling lazy eye stories, not just.

Okay, all right. And that darted her off into another story. Okay. It was a jump off. Screw you. I didn't miss you. That story was Ella's lazy eye. Guys, we have two minutes if anyone else has a lazy eye story to wedge in here.

What I was going to say is you and Brooke are way too familiar with the dairy owner. It means you're going too much. Yeah. We do have a problem. If the dairy owner knows your first name, then you probably know too much. If the dairy owner goes, just the usual girls. You're like, hello. You're in there too much.

Large V in a packet of chips. John Lennon is on the back of a Cereal box In the dairy I would put 50 bucks on you Not actually knowing who John Lennon is Even though you told the story In what band

He does not know man I'll collect my 50 dollars Not John Lennon the Beatles I'll collect my 5050 No no no Not the Beatles Not John Lennon The Beatles Anything of John Legend I'll collect my $50 John Legend John Legend Sorry

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