ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 9th December 2025
Episode Date: December 9, 2025Clint's big secret is out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Welcome to the after party.
Hello everybody and welcome to the bring in Clint after party.
You have to tell us what you were talking about yesterday in the after party.
Oh yeah, the thing that I said I was pretty excited about, but I didn't want to jinx it.
Yeah.
What's the free shit you've got now?
Hey, don't tar, don't rain on my parade, okay?
Clint made a vow.
He said, I no longer buy things I want.
I will aim to get it for free.
No, it's called manifesting.
And I never said that, okay?
That's the Bogan.
That's the Rodeo-a-Robogun.
coming out of you do you know what we love to get stuff for free oh shut up it's true no I'm not
going to tell you now because I just get shit for it oh come on so I'm right am I right it's not about
that okay then tell us if it's not about that then you can tell us I'm going to Las Vegas
New Year's so it is about that so it is exactly what it's about
Why? What free event?
Was this the thing you talked about?
Technically, I'm not going to be in Las Vegas for New Year's.
I'm going on the second of January.
This was the thing that you had told me a few weeks ago.
Yeah, that it's, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes.
It just got confirmed.
Yeah.
A week in Las Vegas.
What's it for? Can you say?
I don't know if I can say.
I'll obviously be talking about it when I do it.
You'll see plenty of it.
Hashtag Spawn.
Well, you've been going with friends.
The person I'm going with is a friend.
Hey, well, that's good.
Are they still going to be a friend once you get back?
Oh, we're going to be best friends all the time we get back.
Have you been to Las Vegas before?
Once.
Yeah, once.
Only for two nights.
I think we had two nights in Vegas.
Yeah.
I didn't realize this, but I thought Las Vegas pool parties all year round.
No.
In January in Las Vegas, it gets down to negative three at night.
Yeah.
It's freezing.
It's winter and it's in the desert.
True.
Deserts get colder.
Yeah, deserts do get cold at night.
Anyway, guess what I'm going to try and do over there?
What?
What?
With someone.
No, um, go to the sphere.
Oh, yeah.
I want to go to the sphere.
I don't know.
All kinds of crazy shit all the time.
Concerts, they show movies in the sphere.
Who's on?
Who's got a show on?
Like a Vegas residency.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe it's off-season.
Yeah, be, hold on.
You know what is on while we're over there.
The NFL and the Las Vegas Raiders are playing the Kansas City Chiefs.
Fun!
You can go see Taylor Swift.
With what?
Wait, say again?
The Raiders are playing the Kansas City Chiefs.
Oh, I thought you said the Canberra Raiders.
Oh, no, no, no, the Las Vegas Raiders.
I was like, what sport are they playing?
Former Oakland Raiders.
They got bought by, um,
Vegas, yeah.
You could go see the Wizard of Oz at this affair.
Really?
Yeah, Backstreet Boys.
That's on Jan 2nd.
Apparently Backstreet Boys in the sphere is unbelievable.
It would be.
You could go see it.
How long are you there for?
I'm not sure.
I think four or five nights.
Okay, I'll make it to the fifth.
Are you booking it?
I'm just looking what you could do.
Backstreet Boys and Wizard of Oz.
Yeah, I'm just, yeah, I'm trying to see
What's on.
Cirque de Soleil, you love Cirque de Soleil.
You go to that.
Oh, you're too early for the Eagles.
Yeah, Eagles 23rd.
And no doubts in May.
You have to go back.
Oh, that would be sick.
Damn.
You could go to the magician Shin Lim.
Shinlis Lim.
Shinlis Lim.
At the sphere?
Schindler's limb at the Sophia.
I don't know if Shinlim is at the sphere,
but he's got a residency at the, at the,
The Palazzo.
Oh, la, yeah.
That's so cool.
I'm jealous.
At the Venetian.
Can you bring me a key ring back, please?
Yeah, can you get us a cool prison?
I can get your Las Vegas key ring.
Get me a surprise.
Oh, you could go to something called fantasy.
The Strip's sexiest tease.
Oh, are you going to go to a strip club?
Yeah, I'll go to Magic Mike.
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh, you go see the Blue Man Group.
Oh, nah.
You'd be excited about that if it was 2005.
I got to toss up between Blue Man Group and puppetry of the penis.
What about Penn and Telling?
Oh, they got the...
Isn't one of them die?
Penn and Teller.
Oh, I hardly even know.
That was...
You're thinking of the guys with the tigers.
Thanks, Claudia.
You're welcome.
Yeah, I thought there was the guys with the tigers.
Sigfried and Roy.
Yeah, no, this is different, different magician.
Who did you say pen and teller?
Pen and teller.
Penantella? I hardly even know it.
Oh, get fucked.
Jennifer Lopez is on.
Jennifer Lopez is on at Caesar's Palace.
Nah, she's flop.
Jennifer Lopez.
She's flop.
She has. She's crunched out.
And you could easily get tickets to that show.
To the J-Lo show.
Anyway, that's my suggestions.
Yeah, yeah, thanks. There's all great suggestions and I appreciate them.
And, um, yeah, watch this space, I guess.
Hashtag sponsored.
No.
Not yet.
Hashtag gifted.
Hashtag sponsored.
No, guys, it's work.
Hashtag Spunk on.
I'm working.
Hashtag paid.
I'm working.
Well, I am going to.
I gotta go to work, work, work, work.
Yeah.
I feel like I need to go toilet actually
Do you?
Yeah, right now.
You have to do it at home according to Brie and Cleese.
What's your name?
Clinda and Claude.
Yeah, no poohs in public.
I got taken out of context in that conversation.
No, you're in the other podcast.
How is it out of context?
You guys played the victim card and made me into the bad guy.
We're saying it's a normal.
I think I ended up the bad guy.
No, you're a poo enthusiast.
I'm not.
I'm just making it.
You are.
You are.
You are.
You are.
You are.
You are.
You are a poo enthusiast.
I think I just listen.
into my body and I'm not going to suck up
a poo if I need to go.
Guys, we need to breed a generation
that don't have poo complexes
like Claudia and Clint. No, bring back
the shame generation. No.
Bring back shame generation.
Bring back some mystery.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get talking
about poo can be too much. But when you're
going to go, you're going to go. I don't want to be drinking
my coffee as one walks out. I don't believe
you always got to go, Ella.
That's the thing. I don't believe you always
got to go. Do you think Ella and I?
are pushing poos out on purpose
because we're out in public.
They sneak up.
A little bit, a little bit, that is why I think of a little bit.
That is outrageous.
But you also know,
you guys know what your bodies are like
and things that are going to make you need to go
and you do them anyway.
So you have,
I'm not getting sucked back into this, okay?
I'm not going to change my lifestyle
just so I can avoid doing a poo in public.
You know what, Cordia?
Grow the fuck up.
No, you grow up.
It's a poo.
This is not, this opinion of mine.
is not targeted at those with bowel issues.
It's not targeted at those with bowel cancer.
It's not targeted at those who are pregnant, okay?
Can you guys hear that?
The political correctness has got him.
Oh, because I got got got got.
You'll hear it in the other podcast.
Yeah, so just own it.
Just be got got.
Just be got.
No, I'm got got multiple times today.
Yeah.
And I'm fine with it.
The best thing to do when you get got, double down, I reckon.
It's my favorite thing to do.
Yeah.
It's my actual all-time favorite.
That'll go down well.
shit at home then.
Let's have a game.
Close cafe toilet.
Let's have a game tomorrow where at some point in the show,
you have to say something that you know is going to fire people up,
and I have to say, like, at another point in the show, I will do the same.
We're doing public restate.
Oh, I love that.
And then, like, you cancelled to finish the year.
And we double down on it.
You have to double down.
How do you do that?
You just pick something.
too extreme like you've got to pick something that's you know yeah like in the cradle who do we go
for you go to the beneficiaries who's that you know people on the doll oh no you can go for those
people go for the nurses oh i can't the teachers this is what i'm saying you don't have to
believe it but if you want to get a reaction this is what talkback radio is built on can't we just
say we hate robert irwin and he's a loser you go for the women like people
will get enraged if we say we hate Robert
Irwin. Yeah, but
you're chickening out a bit. I reckon
yeah, I am, you're right.
You should say, you should say,
you know what you should say?
You should say you don't
believe
in the vaccine? In the gender pay gap.
It doesn't exist and you should
double down and say, show me
the proof.
Perfect. Because Clint actually
believes that.
Hey.
I do not
I do not
That should be yours
Done
Okay and yours can be
Something about immigrants
I reckon
Oh
That's fucked
That's fucked
You could go in on the teachers
You could go a little bit more in
I don't believe any of these things I'm saying by the way
They're all getting a reaction
So I know they're in there
What about should I say something like
I think the teachers
in this country are not educated
enough to be teaching our youth
shit me
I will take of money for that
people would come after me
with pitchwalks. Journalists would be writing
articles. Oh Clint, you could go for
the gay people. Oh, true.
They'd go
fuck up, homo.
We know. The gays wouldn't even give us it
because they'd be like, you think we care about
your opinion you could
go for the Swifties. Baby doll
we're still caring about people like you a long
time ago. No I are going to be
like honey you're projecting
gay people of the best
I agree
that was convincing
that was convinced
also can we just say all the things that we just said
all the things my queer friend
I also agree
you know who I hate the most gay teachers
oh yeah especially the ones from overseas
see if they're women
women
with bowel issues
yeah fuck the lesbian
teacher immigrants
shit at cafe
the test machine's going to
explode
I can't wait
I take the day off tomorrow actually
you need to the day after that off
we'll say you got stood down for saying those things
I'm going to the pub so
I'd love to come lucky you
who are you going with
none of business
Oh, I was just a cons question.
That's fine.
No, we don't care anyway.
Are you going with a lesbian TG?
No, you're meant to find me a lesbian friend.
It was meant to be one of our goals for this.
We tried.
No lesbians wanted to be friends with you.
That was a setup.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
Okay.
Bye.
