ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 9th February 2024

Episode Date: February 9, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. Remember that time yesterday we talked about the podcast and what I would love for the podcast. What's that? We talked 24 hours ago. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Friday podcast. Claudia has something she'd like to share. Claudia? Hello everyone.

This short week has really thrown me off. I forgot I had a doctor's appointment this morning. Did you totally miss it? No, I ended up going because they'd text me a reminder about half an hour beforehand. What time was it? 9.45. Okay. And I forgot yesterday that I had a meeting with our boss.

So he moved it to today and I also barely made that. And that's it. Are we doing an international birthday banger or not oh no we're not I feel like we're the siblings and you're getting told off by

mum and dad we haven't told anybody I was just about to do it because I remembered about 30 seconds ago and then you were like oh

let's do the podcast I'm like oh there's no time to save this so I'm really sorry it's good to no time to save this so I'm really sorry it's good to be honest and upfront it's good to be honest yeah yeah

yeah I'm really sorry it won't happen again now come here for a smack bottom no thank you from Bree obviously oh okay got it

I'll come in I'll smack that bottom scandal quotes hypothetically your parents didn't pull your pants down to smack your bottom

did they that's a bit kinky. I never got smacked at all. They did. And it shows. My parents would go bare bum but they wouldn't pull my pants down. It'd just be kind of like they'd pull my pants up and smack my bare butt.

So you got a wedgie and a butt. Yeah, I would get bare wax. For sure. I'd hide the wooden spoons. I never had the decks dropped. I just, just over the pants. And it never hurt. It's just the shock of it happening.

You're like, ah! Oh no, it hurt. I hated it. Really? Yeah, my dad always hit harder. You've got quite a tender rump though. Yeah, quite a sensitive behind. We'd always be scared when dad would hit though. Yeah, quite a sensitive point. We'd always be scared

when dad would hit us. Yeah. Because he would be like, I need to make a point here. No point smacking a kid unless you're going to smack him hard enough. But also your dad, like my dad, not around as much as mum. No. So when dad is around to give you a smack bum you do way less naughty

things. It's like, fuck. I am fucked. Yeah. I've talked about this a billion times, but when we got too old to be smacked, my dad would hit us on the back of the hand. Oh, yeah. I'd rather on the bum. That hurts. Like a stack on the back of the hand. Oh, it hurts on the back of the hand.

It's so sensitive. Like, the back of your hand is real sensitive. And then my mum knew when we were too old to be smacked. And I said, when did you know? Yeah. And she goes, well, I knew for you that it was time to stop smacking you because I'd hit you and then you'd look me dead in the face and you'd be like, is that all you got?

Yeah. What's the point of smacking me? Harder, mummy. Is that all? Go on do it harder And she'd be like Okay I need to stop doing it This is tough

It's enough It does hurt Is it You guys right out there BBSing Are we smacking each other? Is it good or bad That we don't smack our kids anymore?

Good Good I think that's traumatic Yeah good I don't think it was traumatic It was Like personally Personally

Look I'm not saying It's good to smack kids No But do I think Yeah, good. I don't think it was traumatic. It was. You guys talk about it a lot. Look, I'm not saying it's good to smack kids. No. But do I think- It's very unpopular to say that. What? It's very unpopular to say that it's good to smack your kid. I said it's not good. I know, I know.

But do I think I'm traumatised from being smacked a few times as a kid? No. Yes. No. But is there smacking in? Is there smacking? Yes. That's the problem.

That's the problem That's the problem Yeah that is the problem Like I was never Beat No Neither No I made that really clear

Okay well Borderline And I think most parents And it was totally It was acceptable For us At our age Like when we were kids

To be smacked What does that Calvin Harris song say It was acceptable In the 80s. Yeah. Literally. All kids got, I want to say 90% of kids would have got a few smacks. Absolutely.

If not more. Absolutely. And it was acceptable in that day and age. Yeah. Claudia's never been smacked. Have you never been smacked? Nah, not. Come in here.

No. It sounds painful. I reckon you should experience it. I think so too. And Bree should do it to like parent level. I can't think of anything more demeaning. I'll smack you as hard as what my mum smacked me. If she really doesn't want to, we can't make it.

Yeah, true. You think about it. You think about it. I reckon the podcast listeners would like to hear it. They probably would too. Why am I trying to convince Claudia to really smack her? Is that a poll in the group therapy today? Do you want to hear Claudia get a good spanking?

Oh, God. As much as I would love to share that moment with you, Brie, I think I'll give it a miss this time. So, yeah, fair enough, fair enough. Were your parents just like forward? Spare the rod, spoil the child. Do I think I'll give it a miss this time. Fair enough. Were your parents just like forward? Spare the rod, spoil the child. Do you think I'm spoiled? Do you reckon your were your parents like forward thinking

like this is wrong? My dad's method was say we were acting up like a restaurant or something He'd whip them and say kick us in the shins. No he would just take us outside and be like we're gonna wait here until you're ready to behave and we would just sit there for as long as it took and he was very patient and very good that's forward thinking parenting that's like future

that's really good we had like the naughty step in the on the stairs where you had to sit until you were ready to come back can i say as though, fuck, that takes a lot of patience. Yeah, it would. But I was good because I knew the left to step. Because when a kid is acting up, like, you have to really, there's no negotiating it.

Really center yourself, bring yourself down and be like, oh, are we going to deal with this? Yep. And once I was old enough to like babysit my little sisters,

I was not a gentle parent. I didn't hit them, but I would get so angry. Like, you're so annoying! And I'd scream at them. Frustrating. Yep. It's not your job to be a good parent to your siblings. You're not a. I'm going to scream at them. Frustrating. It's not your job to be a good parent to your siblings.

Gentle parent siblings. There's a great older sister who gets angry. Legally you can smack them. True. Your siblings. But I didn't. Trust me. Let's be real. Oh God, I had some bad fights with my siblings. My sister poured a bowl of hot cereal

on my head one time wait hot cereal yeah so you know like if you have like hot wheat picks like you heat up the milk and my sister literally dumped it on my head and then one time she used a cat as a weapon and she threw it at me and i had a scratch from one the top of my face all the way down to the bottom no lie dang i feel like me and my siblings were also quite gentle because the worst fights we had were, like, I got so angry at my brother for not getting angry at me. Yeah.

I was like, let's stop him doing it. And then, you know, it was always, like, scream and then leave. Did you guys ever have bad physical fights, like, when you got a bit too old to be having physical fights with your siblings? Yeah. Same. Yeah.

Like, I had a few bad ones with my sister never with my brother also because i was the oldest so like there was a there came a point where like i was too rough apparently what what would you do what would be your your like my sister for example her um her kind of attack of choice was she was a pincher. Oh. Like, she pinched so bad. Yeah, that's ruthless pinching. I was a biter. Oh, my God. Fuck, yeah.

Or a hair puller. Hair puller, yeah. I'd pull hair. Yeah. Or I'd do that arm swinging thing that they did on The Simpsons. Oh, yeah, yeah. Legit. I'm going to be doing this with my arms,

and if you get in my way, it's your own stupid fault., and I'm just gonna kick my legs out in front of me like this Gotta miss the old Simpsons Should we get out of here? It's Friday, and we've got nothing to do so It's Friday then It's Saturday Sunday what? It's Friday then It's Saturday Sunday what? And that's when Clint's gonna already keep going It's Friday then It it's Saturday, Sunday, what? What about that song? And that's when Clint's going to keep going,

It's Friday then, it's Saturday, Sunday, what? It's Friday then, it's Saturday, Sunday, what? It's Friday then. Oh, that's my version. We want that Friday. It's Friday then. We want that rosé. It's Friday then.

Hell yeah. Have a great weekend everybody We'll catch you next week See you later bitches I actually don't know if anybody could hear that I think I was playing on the wrong channel One more time From the top

No, no, no How could I hear it then? I don't know Could you? Did it work? I could hear it Okay, so it's fine Shit Shit hear it then? I don't know. Could you? Did it work? I could hear it. Okay, so it's fine? Shit.

Shit. Remember that podcast where the producers mics weren't on for the whole time? You're hearing this for the first time? Cool. You're hearing it for the second time? Lucky you. Now have a great weekend And we'll see you back next week Bye

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