ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 9th February 2026

Episode Date: February 9, 2026

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six five six seven eight go first pod in a while isn't it? Yeah we haven't potted for a while first pod since Wednesday last week Oh sorry What what's happening on there I'm getting they're all hot and bothered out here

No Claudia keeps saying my lady bass I'm playing a bass She's playing an imaginary bass And I've never been icked out That's giving me the it And she goes play my lady bass My lady base That's disgusting

Looks like you're flicking the bean That's my lady base We were disgusting though I think a good topic to discuss is what would we play if we were in a band, if us four were in a band. Oh yeah. Oh, I love this. What instrument would each of us play? Yeah. And I think Claudia would be on the base. I agree. Claudia's on the lady base. She's 100% on the bass. What am I?

I think Ella, probably. Should be rhythm guitar. Yeah. Yeah. I could get real cool and try to learn electric guitar which is pretty similar. It'd be electric but you'd be on rhythm guitar. Yeah. You'd be pretty good. What would I be doing? You'd be on drums.

Yeah. Fuck yeah. Like animal from the Muppets. I feel like I'd channel Tommy Lee. Yeah. And obviously, frontman. Obviously Clint would be. Wait, no, actually, no way.

Let's do a thing where we go three, two, one and then we say. So that we're not influencing each other. No, you're just going to do it as a roast. I know. I've got it. I know what the answer is, but it's fine. Three, two, one. Keyboard.

Are you kidding me? No, that's not true. That's not true. Can we be moving his little booty? And if it is true, I would be on keyboard in the way that Taylor Henson was on the keyboard. You'd be on the guy. No, you'd be on the keys like Charlie Poof today. He'd be up because he'd move only with his top art.

He's dancing only with his cobblades. Yeah, it's all shoulder. With exactly what you're wearing right now. That's the perfect keyboard outfit. I love it. I'm still the frontman. Or the keyboard at the front. I've never seen a frontman play keyboard.

Taylor Hanson. Did he play keyboard? Who was Taylor Hanson? The lead singer of the Hanson band. The hot one from Hanson. He's the hot one? He looks like George Michael. Yeah, George Michael was the hot one in Wham as well.

That's fair. So what do we name our frontmanless band? Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis and tattars. Penis and the lisboes. Can we just be called ladybase?

Yeah, we're called ladybys. I quite like lady base. Lady base is quite fun. When it's in this context, not when it's in the context where I can see you bloody doing that down there. Slapper da bass. It's funny. Love a love it. Guys, I had an epic trade me purchase on the weekend.

Trade me for those overseas as like Gumtree or eBay, right? People use eBay in America? Marketplace. It's like a marketplace buy. People won't care about the thing, but it was, I bought a DJ mixer, which is worth thousands of dollars, these things. I got it for $50. Wow.

Wow. It's perfect. You don't normally if something's too good to be true. It is. why it's such an epic trade me pool. It's perfect. It's old, but it's in mint condition. Like, it's never been used outside of someone's house. You can tell. There's no scratches. There's nothing broken on it.

It works perfectly. And even when I got it, I was like, even if this doesn't work, it's still worth $50. Like, it's worth it for the chance that it could be good. Is it full of rats? You'd think so, right? Or cockroaches. How old is it, you reckon? I reckon's about 20 years old. Holy shit. Ancient. But it's just for me to use it home. Yeah.

It's fucking awesome. That's good feeling when you get a good deal like that. Also vintage. Well done. That's cool. Can I give you some songs to mix together? Yeah, can we? Yeah.

Oh my gosh, we should on the show have a section called DJ Clint's Corner and we all ask for some really hard songs to be remixed and see how well you do it. I think some other shows have tried that. I don't think it went very well. Oh, okay. No, no other radio show has an in-house DJ.

I thought that was really fun. Yeah, no, that's original to this show. Yeah. No one's ever done that before. you think of the songs and then lady bass will cover them deal come on now I want to become a DJ and just call myself lady base yeah awful and when you hit the drop you've got to show us your lady bass bass bass funny yeah

oh Clint I can't have to ask you okay sorry go keep going how was your solo show on Thursday good that's it how our crosses fine Why do you call me, by the way? Oh, well, because I wanted to call the star of the show Bree as many times as I could. But I knew she was going in late. Is that actually a good reason why I didn't call you?

So I wanted as much Bree on as possible, but I knew she wasn't going to be there in time for the early cross, but I knew the nerd burger Cordia would be in there when the gates opened, so I knew I could rely on her for the early cross. Fair enough. So you were surplus to requirement. Because you were too cool but also too not uncool? Cornea didn't even come to my house.

Yeah, lameo. Didn't she? Nah, even Ella came. I didn't bring ice though, sorry. Ran out of time. You didn't bring ice? You asked to bring ice? Yeah, but then I thought I was, I had a morning.

I was the one thing. I wasn't wanting to go. And then I was like, no, I'll go to breeze. I didn't know that. No, do you know what? It was the one thing I asked everyone to bring was a bag of ice. Sorry. And then I did a full sausage sizzle for everyone.

And vegan sausages for Ella. She couldn't even bring a bag of ice. This is the birthday cake all over again. We're not ready to talk about the birthday cake. I think dark memories. Wait, wait, it gets better. I just had a memory. Ella also didn't bring any drinks with her.

And I had to provide her drinks. You did not have to, you offered. Who turns up to a party with no drinks? Have you heard the term value ad before? And you have to figure out in your friend group or in the event whether you're a value ad or a value suck. Oh, I'm a sucker. Yeah. 100%.

I wasn't ad for your birthday, Clint. I added a lot. I know. In a moment, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, you're not always a birthday suck or a birthday ad. In each situation, you should go, am I a value ad? It was just my birthday where I've told you many times how much trauma I have about people not giving shit about my birthday. By the way, Brie is wearing a replica of the T-shirt that we bought her for her birthday today. Hell yeah.

Because she had her own maid and it's better than the one. Hey, I'll still wear that other one. Don't you worry about that? To be it? No, I'll wear it. I'll wear it. I'm glad. I'm stoked of it, too.

No. Nah, you're a great guest, the, uh, guest, no, host, you're a great host. That's such a nice compliment.

Thank you. Like, you make everyone feel welcomed. I wouldn't know, I didn't go. Yeah, you wouldn't know. Yeah, you wouldn't know, no, you've been to my house plenty of times.

Yeah, unlike Clint. No, Clint's been. I've been to Bree's house. Clint's been. I do love hosting. It is a tiring job, though, isn't it?

Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it's hard being the guest. What, it's hard to be waited on. by me. Hey Ella, do you want me to get you another one of my drinks? Yeah, that'd be nice. She just checks on you too many times. I didn't want. She offers you too much food. I didn't mind. You're like family. That's fine.

I know. It was a morning, but we made it. And I had a good day. Oh, well, that's good. Yes. I'm glad you had a good day. How was my cross, Clint? Good. Thanks. Yeah, it was good. Was my second cross quite brief? Was it? Yeah. Yeah. Drunk? It was quite tipset? Oh, are you out there? I was like, because you hung up straight away as well. I was like, what the fuck is she up to me? Can you want to waste my time talking to you?

I was at Laneway, huh? Next time? Yeah. Cross to me. I love a good cross. What if you're crying? No, I won't be. One time we did it early on when I first started this job.

I went to countdown and Brody Kane was in with you Clint. Yeah. And we crossed. We did chocolate prices. Yeah, I did chocolate prices and I was in my element. She was. I love a cross. You don't remember that, do you?

No memory whatsoever. But that's good, that's good I don't know what I did yesterday So Yeah anyway Oh my God Actually no Can someone

Can one of you guys remind me I'm wrapping it up here No no I wasn't siding at you I feel like you were No I was sime Oh Yuck You don't want to remember my car

Slash your tyres Um Yeah who's slashing your tyres Before I get distracted Can someone remind me I have something to talk about on tomorrow's podcast. What? Don't we want to write it down because you're going to forget.

Write it down right now. Write it down, Brie. Text it to yourself. It's about a TV show. Okay. You're going to forget the TV show. I'm just going to write it down. Yeah, write it down.

Find that tomorrow. Also, I'm going to get your new folders, admin chat. One time Ella wrote a note to herself to not forget something and all she wrote was don't forget. Did I? Was it you dumb foot? I'm a sucker, man. I just looked at it and I was like, that's not acceptable.

Don't forget. I forgot. I forgot. Plot twist. Hey Ella, remember to remember. Ah, yes. I remember. Do you?

Nope. All right. Yeah, I think that's enough. Yeah, I'm good. You're good and Uber guys. See you later. Bye. Bye.

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