ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 9th July 2025

Episode Date: July 9, 2025

Bree's spent the week bringing options for our 7 Year Anniversary song, so we're reminiscing about the years past. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bree and Clint, they say we've got that seven year itch, but this past year, now babe, we made it out bitch. Did you write that whole? I did. That's fantastic. It's quite catchy, eh? I feel like that's the best part and then it kind of goes down. No, and it's funny because it's like a reference as well.

Yeah. It's good. I feel like if you look back at, oh sorry guys, welcome along to the podcast. Afterparty, Claudia's here, Elle's here, Mel's here. We also didn't really explain Mel. Yes, we need to do that. Mel works at ZM in audio, correct? Yeah, that is correct. But you like producing and so you help us out. You're going to help us out.

Yeah, helping out for the week. Yeah, nice. Yeah. Trainer her up. We appreciate, we need all the help we can get. So if there's any mistakes, they're just gonna blame me. So you're doing the podcast at the moment. Yeah, yeah, I'm doing the podcast at the moment. Well, tell Mel that she looks lovely

if there is a mistake. If there's anything wrong. You need to tell. So I, every now and then, I'm human, I make mistakes. For sure, we all are, yeah. Yeah, we all are. I'll either miss something out or I'll not upload it for whatever reason There's just like one button almost so instead of people jumping in our little Facebook podcast page that we have and being like Claudia Something's missing since broken blah blah blah. No, I'm the scapegoat for the week

Yeah, but I made it a rule that instead of telling me I'd done something wrong. They just go Claudia You look so beautiful today. And then she knows. Then I know. That's a really nice way of doing it. Yeah. But now the problem is every time I get a genuine compliment from someone, I'm like, what have I done?

What's wrong? Oh, it's backfired. Yeah, it's backfired on you. Anyway, tell Mel she looks amazing if you hear a mistake. Yeah. Which, I mean, it's been pretty crisp. You've done a pretty bloody good job. I'm trying my best. What were we talking about before that?

Oh, the song? Birthday, not birthday banger. Oh, the anniversary song. Yes. What number song is this? We did, I did the one from Fiverr. You did the four year song, the five year song, the six year song, and then, yeah.

This is the fourth one. This is the fourth year I've done it. But you've got three versions of it now, so technically it's your sixth song. Yeah. I'm an old hat at this now. It's basically like an EP or something, right? Yeah.

Should we burn some CDs and give them away? Pfft. Yeah, people love CDs. You can put your face on it. Have we got the Navy one in the system? Yeah. Navy. Oh yeah, yeah.

That would have been. We don't have it in my whole life. How does it go? I can't search it. No, no, do you know Navy? Yep. New Zealand artists. Oh right, yeah.

And I got her to record the five year anniversary song, I think. Oh, it was the five year, wasn't it? I think it was five years yeah. And she did the five years and then Kayleigh Bell, another Kiwi artist did last year. She's super lovely. Yeah she's amazing.

But I haven't heard the Navy one in ages. Yeah I've got the melody but I don't remember your lyrics. Pause. Everything else and that. Okay we're back. I'm gonna load it in. You guys chat amongst yourselves. Oh so this is what I wanted to bring to the podcast.

Someone DM'd me, I forgot their name, sorry. They were like, Ella, love your kitten chat. I hope there's more on the podcast. Your pussy chat. They loved to chat pussy. No, your cat chat. Did I say pussy? Yeah. Did I?

Yeah, you said they loved my pussy chat. Yeah. No, I didn't. You did. Okay. Okay. Bye bye. I swear I didn't anyway I hope there's more on the podcast I was like no there wasn't we didn't talk about it last night we can talk about now we can talk about how are the cats going there's like or do you like to call them the pussies yeah no they are they're very sweet name your pussy yet? Yeah I have. What's your pussy name? My actual pussy or my two pussies?

Now I'm lost. I think hers is named Lickalotta. How did you know? I just know they say Rhyme Tommy. Of course. That's a secret but it's alright. No one of them is called Hans Zimmer. Do you know Hans Zimmer?

Hans Zimmer. He's like a composer for movies. One of them is called Hans Zimmer. Do you know Hans Zimmer? Hans Zimmer. He's like a composer for movies. And the other one is called Miss Honey because they were founded in a school. Miss Honey like as in from Matilda? Yeah. Cute. I know.

And they just they pissed on our bed last night. Or cat pisses? Foul as well. It doesn't come out very easy. Yeah. Do you have a mattress protector on your bed? No, but we have like a really fluffy, like big duvet, so it just seeped into the duvet in a...

Oh great! Now that is stellar. I can't deal with cat piss, eh? It's so foul. Yeah. You also have to be careful with like scented cat litter It sounds great in theory. Okay, it really like that mixed with cat. No good It's not good. Oh, yeah, so it's a trick. I'm telling you it's a trick Because I've never had to do the cat litter thing. We had cats growing up, but they you know went outside

Yeah, they were like farm cats. Yeah, they were or like. They would come inside, but they would mostly, they'd be in and out. Kittens, not so much. They're shitting machines in any way. That's the cat chat. Pussy chat. Pussy chat. Pussy chat.

Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy chat. I'm back and I found it. Did you? Yeah, I got it. Do you wanna hear it? Yeah, go on. This is the five year anniversary song that Navy did. She was a girl from Queensland.

He was a boy from New Zealand. It's been five years, they've had some beers, Clint dropped a netball right away. The Kiwis gave the crown to Breezy, the title of honorary Kiwi. Aw. Fuck yeah. But she'll never ever call thongs jandals.

Her accents are shambles. What if they spent their whole lives chasing Channing Tatum all the way in LA, Clint can't kick a goal in front of Dan Carter one of the low points for Clint Roberts what a f**king loser as his head is hanging low what if they spent their whole lives singing out of key in Friday old key hanging low. Oh, that might be my face. So good.

I mean, I love the Kayleigh Bell one as well. Those two, I think. Yeah. Yeah two I think. Yeah. I mean the first one you did was you paid a random guy to do it. So it was still fun. The lyrics were good but it's fun when you know the artist. The Navy one also is quite, there's some heartfelt stuff in there too, which I feel like none of the others had.

I like that. You can hear the Onorou Shui. She was a girl from Queensland he was a boy from New Zealand yeah it was really good oh i'm excited for this next one then yeah oh here we go here we go two idiots on the airwaves it's good too this is my favourite you better strap in because there's a lot of things we don't get right From Brown Eyed Producer Ella And Clint lost a fight with the pole Ouch! Bree beat the world record For sticking matchsticks up her nose

They're two one-inch millennials Bree and Clint This is the best chorus Yeah, I like this one Yeah Bree yank off Clint hadn't seen any movies That's something we had to make right

We got naked for a good cause, pre-coasted with mama dye Paul lost a hundred meters, I think she took the wrong rack We ate a raw potato when it was worse on the way out To unhinge millennials, let's Bree and Clint Here we go! Bree and Clint! Bree and Clint! Bree and Clint! free and clean, free and clean, free and clean. It's been six crazy years of fucking free and clean.

Yeah! Woo! Oh, she's a good bitch, isn't she? So good! And it was so cool, cause I was in the booth when she recorded it, one take. Really? Wow!

And then Sam, who also records the Friday O'Kees, was like, can we do some harmonies and this and that? One take. Fantastic! Yeah, she's an absolute pro. I love seeing that happen. Makes sense because she's a professional singer who's very successful. So yeah.

Pretty sick. What a good bitch for doing that. Her and Navy. Yeah, did you have someone in mind to do this one? Um, I didn't, I didn't. You didn't ask us to do it, weirdly. I definitely never had that thought. Yeah, I don't know.

I might need to go big next year. I feel like AI is like, it's an interesting, I mean, you can only really do it once and I feel like you've got to do it right at the beginning you can only really do it once and I feel like that's what I mean So this year will be getting of it really coming through exactly kind of like drop it off Yeah, I think if you were gonna do an AI one This is the year to do it. Um, so yeah, it will be AI this year and then I'll get like, I don't know Olivia Rodrigo Demi Lovato

Taylor Swift Yeah Ros Capaldi's coming to New Zealand You know who I do have in my contacts is um... Channing Tatum. What are you about to say? I have Gracie Abrams is on the speed dial. Wait is she?

Yeah she DM'd me yeah. She DM'd you? Yeah. Oh my gosh. We follow each other now. She follows you? Oh my God. She's so full of shit. I was like, I missed the whole Gracie Abrams thing.

Oh my goodness. Oh, she would have believed. I forgot she wasn't here. Dude, I was following her since her EP days. Yeah. Gracie Abrams, and then I missed meeting her! I'm so gutted for you and she was so nice too. She was very nice.

Like you know how you meet some celebrities and you're like oh I wish I didn't. Like I'm a bit disappointed. She was like not that person. Wow. She shook everyone's hand and was like hey I'm Gracie and we're like we know. And then I completely fucked her over. Kicked her in the dick. Kicked her in the dick.

And everyone, were you there at then I completely fucked her over. Kicked her in the dick. Kicked her in the dick. And everyone, were you there at that concert or no? Yes. And were you like, wasn't me? That wasn't me. I couldn't believe it. I was like, oh no. I was like, oh no.

When the whole crowd was like, we don't say that! I was like, oh no, I'm fucked. Getting squirted out. I hope one day that she comes back and we get offered an interview. Yeah. So that she has the opportunity to roast me. Fair enough.

Like what the hell guys? She commented on the video though. She did yeah. She was such a good sport. She was really good about it. And on that note I think we should all go kick it in the dick. What do you guys think? Yeah I want to kick it in the dick.

I've got a pub quiz tonight. Wait, wait. Why didn't you lead with that? I want to go to a pub quiz. Yeah what the fuck? Oh, okay. I'm going to go got a pub quiz tonight. They say we've got the seven year itch. But this past year.

Wait, wait. Why didn't you lead with that? I wanna go to a pub quiz. Yeah, what the fuck? Oh, sorry. Why you invite us? What pub? It's one of my high school mates in Takapuna.

Oh, that sounds like death. They say we've got the seven year itch. But this past year. Thank God, I wasn't invited to that. And now I think we made it out there. Yeah.'t invited to that. To bop, to bop, another version of the 7 year anniversary song on the other podcast.