ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 9th June 2025

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

Producer Ella has a huge question for the team. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bri and Clint the podcast Hi everybody, welcome to the after party with Bri, Clint, Claudia and Ella And George Ezra Alice did you get a question for the podcast? Well, it just came up in conversation with late show host Brooke. I don't know how it came up. Yes, you do have to wear shoes in the workplace. We do recommend it. No, it's not that.

For health and safety. Oh, cause she doesn't wear shoes. Yeah, put the piggies away. We're talking about piggies. It is about animals. I have a question. Yeah. There has been a-

Wait, are you still asking the same question or are you detouring now? No, no, no, this is a thing. This is the planned question, right? So, you do need a bit of context. There was this legendary prank in high school that was a rumor but it was real that one year for prank day,

there was Year 13 students that took cows up a flight of stairs onto the second floor. Old wives tale. And then the cows don't go backwards so they couldn't get down. Well, the cows couldn't get downstairs was what Brooke and I were talking about. Old wives' tale.

Wait, so my question is, can cows go downstairs or not? I don't think they generally need to. I don't think they're using a lot of stairs. I don't think they have knees. They can go down ramps. They have knees. Cows have knees.

They can lie down. Yeah, they definitely have knees. Andows have knees. They can lie down. Yeah, they definitely have knees. And I call bullshit. Of course they call, I don't know. Bullshit, yeah. I call cow shit. I reckon they can definitely walk upstairs. Whether they can walk backwards downstairs, maybe not.

But I think if they had to. Cows can technically walk down stairs, but they generally avoid it and may struggle due to their anatomy and the steep angle of stairs. Well, I could have Googled it. While they can be forced to go downstairs, they'd prefer a gradual slope or ramp or travelator. Cows are incredibly intelligent.

Yeah, and pigs too. Yeah. They're so cute. They reckon pigs are smarter than cows, but cows are also very smart. Apparently Miley Cyrus owned two pigs. Really? Yeah.

What happened to the pigs? Apparently Liam Hemsworth cooked them when they broke up. No, that's not true. That's not true. I used to own a pig. What? And I had cows. Well, don't talk about your eggs like that.

Oh. I didn't own that pig. I'm joking. I had cows. What, don't talk about your ex like that. Oh. Hey, I didn't own that pig. I'm joking, I'm joking. Miley Cyrus' pig was called Bubba Sue. If you go after and take that part out that you said you have to take the part out that I said. Okay, deal. Deal.

It's been one long beep. Yeah. What was it? Redacted. Nothing. Nothing. I was reading about Bubba Sue, she died in 2019. Aw.

She only had that pig for five years. Who's Bubba Sue? Miley Cyrus' pig. I want a pig so bad. Good name for a pig. It is a good name for a pig. It's so cute. Was it a micro pig?

Little piggy, like a pig, what? Micro pig. What, that's, there's micro pigs. Sounds like micro pigs. Is there micro pigs? I heard that micro pigs were a myth, it's just a baby pig. That's what I know. No, there's micro pigs. Do you micro pigs. Is there micro pigs? I heard the micro pigs were a myth. It's just a baby pig. That's what I know.

No, there's micro pigs. Do you know there's a thing called- Well, no, it's a full-sized pig. She had a full-sized pig. By the looks of it, she did a nude photo shoot with the pig. That pig's tiny. Was the pig also nude?

That's a full-sized pig. That is not a full-sized pig. No, you're thinking of a giant pig. That's a full-sized pig. A giant pig? No, it's not. Pigs come in all kinds of sizes, guys. Can I see the pig? Yeah, but a full-size pig. A giant pig? No, it's not. Pigs come in all kinds of sizes, guys. Can I see the pig?

Yeah, but a full-size pig generally... Some of them are this big. Some of them are this big. It's because they're at different stages of life, you idiot! No, but these different pigs are big! That's my argument. That your teacup pigs that you're talking about are just baby pigs. Teacup pigs.

Well, that's like saying miniature ponies are just like young horses. Yeah true That's a big pig. That is a big that is not a big pig. That is a full-size pig. That is a tiny pig You're thinking of like a little pig You know that's the pig from the front right? Hey out of all of us, who grew up on a fucking farm? I did! Yeah, how many pigs did you have? Courtney, 14 acres does not a farm make

It was not 14 acres, thank you very much How much was it? It was two and a half How many pigs did you have? Courtney, fuck you! 14 acres does not a farm make. It was not 14 acres, thank you very much. How much was it? It was two and a half. How many pigs did you have? I don't like to talk about the pigs because the pigs got turned into salamis. I had cows and I had horses and I had goats and chickens. Did you have Chinese chickens?

God, that's a lot of animals for two and a half acres. And we had dogs and cats and mum got chinch, I didn't. And we had dogs and cats, and mum got chinchillas at one point. No way! And we had 150 rabbits. Why so many? She was a rabbit, Parita. Oh, I wanna talk about it.

And Claudia had crabs. Thanks. I saw on TikTok that cat dwarfs exist. No, you can't say a fact if it starts with I saw on TikTok. Well, I did. Dwarfism exists across, I saw on TikTok that cat dwarfs exist. No, you can't say a fact if it starts with I saw on TikTok. Well, I did. Dwarfism exists across, I think, all animals. Yeah, I didn't know that. So it was like a three year old, five year old cat.

I saw a golden retriever crossed with a sausage dog. Oh, cute. How much do you reckon that pig weighed that she's holding there? Miley Cyrus's pig. I reckon that's a 25 kilo pig. 25? A fully grown domestic pig typically weighs

between 120 and 300 kilos. Okay, maybe it was a teenage pig. Yeah, maybe it wasn't fully grown yet. Yeah. I thought that was just the pig from the front. No, I... I just couldn't, like Clint said, that's a big pig. And I was like, that's not a big pig. No, but a little small pig. It's a very judgmental of you. Like said that's a big pig and I was like that's not a big pig

It's a small pig. It's very judgmental of you like it's a small pig. Well, maybe it's a big pig to me Okay, have you ever thought about that? Oh shut the fuck up. Is it really about the size of the pig? Honestly? I can't deal with all your ghost shit today. Yeah, well that's because you're on day two of your hangover all your guys shit today. Yeah, well that's because you're on day two of your hangover. Oh dear. This isn't even us at our worst. Yeah, I think I'm getting a cold from my nose.

Not the hangover from the very funny video that Ella put out of Thursday's hangover. That was like hours of work by the way. I hope you didn't realize. Hours of work for them too. It was hours of work that you did at work. No, I stayed till nine. Oh, okay.

At work. PM. And then I worked on it on the weekend. Yeah, I worked hard. Well, you did a good job. You did a good job. Not gonna lie, I'll let you all know. You did a good job.

I've already told you you had a good job. Yeah, I did a good job. I thought you did. Thank you, Queen. I'm gonna unsend my message. But I said you did a good job. I just love hearing feedback. All the time.

Makes me feel good. Yeah. I like feedback too. How long can we give each other feedback? Feedback wanks. What were you gonna say, how long what? How long can we give each other feedback? Feedback wings. What were you gonna say, how long what? How long can I milk my jet lag for? No more. Oh no, it's over.

Oh it's over. It's been over a week. Yeah. Now you're just tired. So I'm just tired. Yeah, you're just tired, yeah. Okay, grow up. Grow up idiot.

I'll slap myself. Bye. Aw guys, this is my favourite part of the show! Ok you carry on. It was all just so quick. Play ZM's Breanne Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.