ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 9th May 2025

Episode Date: May 9, 2025

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Show requested. So here it is. As long as you've got that data. It's ZM's Brian Clint podcast. Everybody, everybody, everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Oh, hi, everyone. Sorry, I dropped my phone.

And welcome to the after party. Do you know what I've done recently in my? Butt stuff. You fucking wish. Can I just say you wish? You wish. You wish. I don't wish. Yeah,. You talk about it a lot. I never talk about it.

And then as soon as the mics go on, he's like, no I don't, oh gross. No, I've never wanted to do that. How do you know? Why do you want me to do it so bad? I just feel like it would be good for you. I feel like it would loosen you up a bit. I think that's pretty clear.

No, more ways than one. I just think you'd like it. I keep banging on about how I'm trying to get less addicted to my phone. Did you know you can set a timer on Instagram? Inside the app, do you aware of that? Oh, not in the app, I know about the screen time. No, so inside the Instagram app, you can say,

only give me one hour of Instagram a day. Only give me two hours of Instagram a day. I have to figure out where I did it, but I've done it. And for the first couple of days at work, I gave myself a two hour limit, which is a stupid amount of time each day to be spending on Instagram. Yeah, that's a lot.

Hit the limit every day. And it comes up with a message and it says, what would you like to do? Close Instagram, give me another 15 minutes, give me another hour, ignore for today. Time management. Time management, that's it. What time did you hit it during the day?

Today I hit it before 11 a.m. Wow. The average time I spend is one hour. Oh yeah. But I think. So you should put a one hour limit on there then. Yeah. So you don't go past an hour. So there are days that I have gone over but not by a lot. Okay so daily limit, one hour. The only reason it's that is because I'm on TikTok more. 39 minutes. I'll take that.

So you're on TikTok more, yeah. I'm not on TikTok. Yeah. And that's why you're spending more time on there. Acting all virtuous like I don't TikTok. But actually I've just supplemented it with Instagram. And then you know what I've found is on the days where I subscribe to this Instagram timer

and I listen to it, I'm finding myself on Facebook. You should go back on TikTok because I've sent you a funny video that you need to watch. Yeah, TikTok's fun. No. Time management. I'll send you the video then.

My average daily time on Instagram is an hour 46 a day. Mine's 39 minutes, so I'm gonna take that. That's an average. How pathetic am I? I'm a grown man with children. Yeah, but we do use social media for work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what I said.

I wonder if TikTok. It's literally Pixie's job and she's only on there for 39 minutes. How do I, I'm gonna just see if TikTok I can find, if it's got the same, oh here we go, screen time. Here we go, here we go. Oh, it doesn't give you an average- oh. What's your average on your phone, full stop?

That can't be right. I'm too busy downloading TikToks and sending them to Clint on Messenger. Which I can't click on. No, they're downloaded, they're videos, so they're not even links. I'm doing the Lord's work for you. Screen time. Oh my god. Yeah what's your number? What? Shit I thought it says um I thought I was reading my average daily amount of time I spend on TikTok, which is six hours and 52 minutes. But that's the total for the week. Oh, so an hour a day. Yeah, so an hour. So that's where my other hour is going.

Guys, this is depressing. Guess what my most used app on my phone is? What? Tinder Outlook. Oh, sad. Work email. Yeah, work email. Oh, do you know what my screen time is? What? 3 hours 26 minutes a day.

Bro same! Really? 3.26? Oh besties. At least you're doing work emails though. Half of that time is spent on Instagram. Everyday. Where do I find it again? Battery? Just go search and go screen time.

As you said before, that is your work. Yeah, to a point. To a point. What was yours? Three hours, 26 minutes. Three hours, 20, the same. We're the same. Yep.

Claudia? It's probably because we have the same schedule. Oh my god, me too. It's the same. What's yours, Claudia? It's the same as you guys. Don't lie to us, Claude. Whatever you said. You wanna yours Claudia? It's the same as you guys. Don't lie to us Claudia.

You want to be different? Come on be different. Ummm... Six hours and ten minutes. Claudia. What? I don't watch TV. You need to get a girlfriend or a boyfriend. You need to watch TV.

You need to find something to bang. You need a book. I read a whole book this year. This year? I'm gonna find you. It's May. Guys, guys, can we do a dating? I feel so much better about my screen time. Yeah, me too.

I feel great. I feel superior. Remember when I was freshly broken up with and it was nine hours? So I've brought it down. I brought it down. By a third. Yeah, that's a plus, Claude. You're doing well, you're're doing well. What are you just watching porn 24

7? No only for six hours. Yeah right. You're ridiculous. It's exhausting. I love so much porn. It's a lot. I'd be porn. I've clocked the website. Just meet by that stage. Yuck. porn. I've clocked the website. It's just meat by that stage. Yuck. Get some help. Get some help. Okay. Do you want to give us your phone for the weekend? No. That's a good idea. I need my phone. Oh my god and I can go on the dating apps and find you dates. I need it for taking photos of my dog. For porn. If I find you someone real hot and attractive will you go on a date with them? Only if they're taller than me. Yeah, fair enough. Is that for boys and girls?

At the moment, yes. Oh, that's gonna be hard. Girls not too much shorter, I'll give you an inch. And not too much taller. Oh, I might go a bit taller. Okay, tall girls are hot. No, I feel that, I just didn't think Claudia did. Why not?

Are you a bit judgy? No, Claudia definitely wants to be dominated by tall girl. I'm climbing like a tree That's your partner's name, isn't it? Yes, it's a corner This is Pogonis, that's your name, isn't it? Yeah, Sequoia. Her sister's Pocahontas. Um, that's your name, isn't it? Fuck, we- Your partner's name's Hontas. Honduras?

And you are? It's your weekend plans. Pocahontas. Fuck guys, don't send that one to management. One of us will get fired. Should we leave? Yes please. Claudia's got to get back on her phone. I got some fucking...

Claudia's got things to look at. Claudia's got women to climb. Sequoias. You stay away from my sequoia!