ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 9th October 2024

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

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Young man, are you listening to me? I said young man, listen to Clinton Bree! What will AI do next? What will AI do next? What will it do next? What will it think of next?

Oh, they're coming in. Oh, they're coming in again. Oh, they're coming in. They love coming in, don't they? They love coming into us, coming into our space, into our sphere. Hi, guys.

Hello, producers. We just feel like we're funnier when we're standing in here. Oh, do you? You listen to us more Oh yeah So you're right in front of us here The girls are covered in pimple patches

I only have one I forgot about that Have you got them on actual pimples? Yeah Nah, it was brewing Ah, you're trying to bring it out to the surface Yeah I hope you get some pus

Can you send me a photo? No, I will not My wife's a puss hound Stop saying a puss hound. Oh, stop saying that. A puss hound. She is a fiend for the puss, eh? Yeah, I wish Ryan had more pimples so I could pop them all. Yeah.

It leaves scars. I'd be careful and I'd surgically do it well. My wife thinks she surgically does it well too. You're not meant to pop them. No. Yeah, whatever. Your body naturally, like it'll naturally pop on its own. Or you absorb it.

Not my body. It's not. It's Ryan's. I tackle them down. Come here, boy. I don't mind my wife doing the back ones if I get a backie. See, yeah. Oh, no, I'm not going to say that.

Go on. I'll jinx myself. Do you have a backie? I'll do it. No, I just don't get pimples. Damn it. Yeah, you don't, eh? Nah.

Well. Blessed be your friend. It is the one good thing about being on the pill. That is a lot of. Oh, that's what you put it down to. Yeah, because I never had pimple. I never was a pimply kid. Like never had pimples growing up.

I was pretty lucky. Like I had a couple here and there, but nothing crazy. And then when I was like 22, so I was like much older, and when you're not really meant to be getting pimples, I just started having like severe breakouts. And that was what prompted me to go get checked to see if everything was okay. And then they were like, you've got polycystic ovaries

because that is a symptom of polycystic ovaries. Because it's a hormonal imbalance because it was all hormonal acne. And so they put me – the pill that I'm on has certain hormones in it that levels it out. So I – yeah. Wow. Wow. But I also think I just am not super prone to getting pimples.

My auntie told me once that if you have a pimple you should put death hole soap on it, the liquid soap, because it will dry it out. I don't know. I know. Just listen to all of this advice because it comes with a warning. So I had quite a lot of pimples and so I covered my

face in death hole hand soap, the gel hand soap And left it there For a whole night And I woke up in the morning And I had burnt My face I'd burnt

Like layers of skin Off my face My whole face was red and blistered And peeling Oh my god Horrendous Ow Did it hurt?

It hurt like a mother effer. It looked like I had the worst sunburn on my face. What's the worst burn you guys have ever got? Probably when I was talking about the scar on my forehead and you said, is that where they removed the dick? That was one of your best. Oh, that type of burn It was so quick too

And it was live I didn't get it at first I was like what Dickhead She's calling me a dickhead That's so funny I was talking about like a physical burn No I know you were

I was doing a funny I got one once And it was on my arm And it was when I was like reaching Under. I got one once and it was on my arm. And it was when I was like reaching under the hot water tap to get something in the sink. Didn't think about it. Ouch. And then for some reason.

Just hot tap water. Oh, we had a fancy tap back in the day. Oh, zip tap. Yeah, we're a bit poorer now, so we don't. We're back to a $200 tap. Did you have to sell the tap? It just got old. It stopped working. Yeah, it broke.

But long story short, I went to the nurse, got it all taped up and everything and then for some reason I was like angsty teen. I was like, I don't need this.

Ripped it all off. Have you got a scar? Not really, thankfully. It could have been much worse. You literally can't see it. Lucky. It was bad though. I don't know why.

I had one on my leg from like a motorbike exhaust. Oh, yes. I had that too. It was like, though. I don't know why. I had one on my leg from, like, a motorbike exhaust. Oh, yes. I had that, too. It was, like, perfectly circular. Yeah. Blistered like nothing. Oh, it was awful.

I hate that. They're scary. Worst sunburn I ever had that was on my butt. Nice. Like, you don't realise how inconvenient that is until you try to live your daily life. What about when you sit down and you're like, holy hell, that hurts.

That's how I noticed it. I sat down and I was like, what? That hurts more than usual. I've got a very pale friend who got second degree burns on her chuzzies in Bali. She did topless sunbathing and when she came back from Bali, her boob burn was so bad they had to

bandage her chest, around her chest. It's the first time they've ever seen the sun. I hate being sunburned. I fucking hate being sunburned i fucking hate being sunburned you're so disappointed in yourself i'm so angry at myself like you should have seen me in greece i i went through i'm not joking we did no but we saw that photo you know what i was doing you should have seen me in greece i went through two bottles of sunscreen and a bottle of face sunscreen just to myself good work i'm not even i'm not even exaggerating. I don't know why.

Is this a thing nowadays or maybe I'm just hearing of it, but my sister's at the moment checking the UV rate for like each day. I've never done that. The higher the UV rate, the higher the chance for like a tan but also... Do they want the tan? But it's dumb because she can

burn. The higher the UV rate, the worse damage you're going to get to your skin. My friend used to literally be like, I'm putting oils on so that I burn. Like I want to burn. I mean, that was a thing. Your skin is going to age so badly and your risk of cancer is going to go through the roof. Don't do that to yourself. I just never put my face in the sun.

It will make you look old. Spray it on. I'm doing it every day. I have it on right now. Sunscreen. Good. I put it on before my makeup every day. Same. Every day. Do you, it'll make you look old. Spray it on. I'm doing it every day. I have it on right now, sunscreen. Good. I put it on before my makeup every day.

Every day. Do you, Clint? Every day. I've been meaning to, but I don't. You should start. Every day. Maybe put it like

near the door before you leave. Just your face. Or in the car. What do you do with a beard with sunscreen? You've got to get

a good sunscreen. So you've got to get one that will rub into the beard. Otherwise it looks very white. Yeah, exactly. You need to get one that's like a thin my tip is you get a moisturizer slash sunscreen oh yeah in one they're good like it's because then it feels nice on your face and you want to put it on because you're like oh it's you know moist yeah yeah and i like to pretend i'm like you know when your mom does it on your face really hard. I do it myself.

I came up with this idea because I'm looking forward to when my kids have swimming day or athletics day at school. And the kids will need a lot of sunscreen. I recently painted a fence using a spray paint sprayer. Yeah. Oh, fun. And it's like a $40 paint sprayer from Bunnings. And I had the idea of filling the paint sprayer with sunscreen and then just doing the kids. That's not a bad idea.

All right, move along. Then they can rub themselves in. But I will have got 100% coverage on this kid. Well, they have invented sunscreens like that in the aerosol cans. They suck. I don't think they're very good either You still have to rub them in Yeah

Oh Clint have you used your flamethrower yet? I'm still waiting for an update I know No I haven't I need to secure it I need to make sure I've got a couple of things to do to it Yeah so you should do it sooner rather than later

Because summer's going to dry all your grass out I need it a bit drier Oh you reckon? Yeah I need it a bit drier What if the grass around is too dry And you accidentally set fire to your field? I do wonder that because you need a bush so like it's very wet fire to your bush yeah be careful i lit my pubes on fire once did you yeah that destroyed the smell many many years ago it was a dare you're joking no nah she wouldn't joke about that it was my

armpit hairs we did it it's not yeah We did it at Vaughan Stag do. Yeah. Bushfire. Sorry, not pubes. What do you call underarm hair? I feel like it's the same hair. It technically is, but. Oh, ours wasn't that.

Full bush. All right. I don't have anything to light on fire anymore. The fire would be out. We'd have to put down some diesel. It'd be a pretty lame fire. See you tomorrow. Bye.

Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, listen to Clint and Bree.