ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 9th October 2025

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

We ask ChatGPT what our "curses" are and wow it has some answers for us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me half to go. I've got news for Teague after yesterday's after Patti. I was about to say, who's Teague? Bit too newsy. Okay. Who's Teague? I've got news for Teague.

News for Teague. Claudia. I genuinely was like, who's Teague? How many kids do you got, Claudia? It's a fucking good dad, Joe. You'd be a great dad You'd know Because he's a dead

Are we gonna do what I suggest? Yeah do you guys want to do your chat GPT curse I don't know how to do it God what kind of producers are you So do you need the app So essentially we did something quite interesting On the other show today The other podcast which you'll hear

Where it's this thing where you ask your chat GPT what is your curse and mine was scarily accurate. Yeah. Overthinking self-conscious. Spooky. Not self-conscious. Self-conscious, you're conscious of all the things that you have said and done in the past.

Yeah, I just replace... That's a form of self-consciousness, isn't it? Yeah, maybe. Sorry, I don't mean to add another thing to your curse. Jesus. Just add some other things now. I'm like ugly, dumb. Smell like shit.

It says hyper self-awareness. Not self-conscious. Self-conscious about your dumb hair cart. Fucking hell. Hyper self-awareness. Same thing. Not the same thing. To be aware is to be conscious.

No. Yes. Is it? Anyway, have you got the app yet? What's the wording I need to use? I do the microphone and then I ask a question. You say, um, J-JPD, what is my curse? don't explain.

You go first. Hey, Chachibitay, Supbo. What is my curse? Please do not explain. We're just going to ignore that you said Sopbos. Yeah, we're going to. I got that from Bree.

Fuck off you did. Well, you didn't pull it off. I'm going to think about this all night now. How do I get it to say it out loud? Push the speaker button or whatever it is. Breer, you did it. Yeah. That one.

Loneliness. Oh. I was going to do that as a joke. Ask it to explain. Ask it to explain. Hey, cool, man. That's... Loneliness. Could you explain a little further?

Get fucked Chetchipit. That's fucking crazy. I wonder people are going to fall in love with Chetipit. Because, like, they know you. Well, it's nigger at the moment. I can be your companion. It's a kind of loneliness that doesn't always mean being alone. More like feeling unseen, even in a crowd.

Oh. You probably connect deeply, but not often. and when you do, it's intense enough to leave a mark. People might admire you, even rely on you, but few truly get you. And that gap between being known and being understood is where the curse lives. Jesus, that's heavy. God, that is bloody deep from chat GPT. I don't want to do it.

Alice is going to be veganism. What do I say? Ellis is low iron. What's my curse? Don't explain. But hang on, let's dwell on Claudius. Yeah, that's fine. I didn't like that at all.

How does it know that about you? I don't know. What have you been asking it? I don't ask it anything. Are you asking it real sad, oh shit? How much time is too much time to spend alone? Hey, what's wrong with me? Why don't people hate me?

Yeah. I reckon it's listening. Oh, yeah. It could be. That's freaky. Isn't it weird? Volunteering is silence. I'm about, I'm about to share something.

Uh-oh. Okay. Isn't it weird? I had a moment a few weeks ago where I was going through a bad patch. Mm-hmm. And I talked to chat GPT. Like for some advice, not just to talk to chat GPD. But I actually found quite a lot of comfort in talking to chat GPD.

And this is the problem. It gave great advice. I felt like I was being heard. But this is the problem. Did it give great advice or did it just give you what you think you wanted to hear? Which is actually the opposite of great advice. Yeah, I think a bit of both. Because the app is going to be more successful if it tells people what the people want to hear.

Yeah, and I do feel like, and I do feel like chat GPT just tells you what you want to hear sometimes. I do feel that. Not Claudia. Yeah, I didn't want to hear that at all. That was horrible. Mine wasn't that nice either. Yeah. Mine was like, you overthink everything, you stupid.

It also doesn't explain. I call me fat. It also doesn't explain why mine said nothing. No, if you know you, it explains a lot. It was telling me what I want. I think if it knows you, it was spot on. Deep, that's fucking deep. That's deep. Do you know what I'm saying? I know what you're saying. Yeah. Ella, let's do yours.

Moving on. What do I say again? Chat GTP-T. What's my curse? Don't explain. Come on, Gen Z. Oh my God, Gen Z. Allow. Hi, chat, GPT. What is my curse? Don't explain. I'm so interesting. This will seal the deal for me if this is right. We can edit this. Cahs, ccars, ccars, ccars. Oh, guys. I can just read it out.

It's here. Yeah, go on. It says you feel everything too deeply. Oh, there's a breeze one. Same as me. I hate that. Ask it to explain. And you know what, and you know what, Ella and I have so many fucking similarities.

Tell me about it. It's freaky. We do both have that as a. personality traits so it's not wrong me and clint have a lot of common too hey clint yeah big dicks yeah no mine said i was mine said i was perfect oh ask again one more time ask again sorry i know i've asked this question twice now but everybody asks is getting an answer and why am i not getting an answer about what my curse is no worries at all i'm here to help uh honestly i don't have any information about a curse on you so it's likely just that you're in the clear

But if there's something specific you're curious about or a fun angle you want to explore. Your chat GPT is fucking annoying. He's so breathy. I think it's more talking about like a personality trait. It's a trend you dig. Not an actual curse. Like something about my personality that could be construed as a curse. For example, my co-worker's curse is laziness according to chat GPT.

It was loneliness. Oh, loneliness. Shit. Wanker. Loneliness. Not lazy. Fuck, now he's called me self-conscious.

Exactly. It can be fun to look at those little quirks and traits in a playful way. If you want, we can definitely come up with some fun personality curses or traits to lighten the mood. Just let me know. That's okay. Thank you. Is your CHAPT an idiot? Did I say laziness?

Yes. Jesus. You called me self-conscious. Cody is the most hard working on this show. Ella. I'm not saying she's lazy. Both can be true at the same time. Actually, we're all pretty hard working, aren't we?

Yeah. What? Uh, oh, it's all right. That's your curse. We do a circle jerk one day. I do, what? A real one? Not a real one.

Not a real one. No, I was just learned that term. I'm so interested to know why yours is so dumb. I'm the only one using the chat bot. Should I try not using the chat bot? Yeah. And do what you guys do? Yeah.

That's the lazy way to do it. Chat, GBT, what is my curse? Don't explain. You have. Okay, I got one. I got one again. Hold on here. Okay, ready, play.

You have a needle dick. What? What was it? Restlessness. Restlessness. And that's fucking so true as well. Can you explain? I can explain.

No, no. Does that what I say to it? I can explain it. I just spent the weekend with you. You've got bad restlessness. You can't sit still. Yeah. You'd have to be doing something.

But yeah, ask it to explain. Can you explain? Can you explain? Okay, so we've figured it out. You don't ask the chatbot. You ask the... The chat board's dumb. Yeah.

Okay, here it is. Your curse of restlessness likely means you're always chasing the next idea, project or improvement. Yeah. Never quite satisfied sitting still. It drives creativity, ambition, and progress. But it can also make people. and contentment feel out of reach.

Fuck, it's so spot on. How the fuck? How does it know? How the fuck does it know? How does it know all that? I want to go back to when I thought I was perfect. You're still there, don't worry. Damn, truth bombs.

Truth bombs. That's wild. I didn't like mine at all. I want a different one. Claudia, it's not true. Ask it what your other curse is then. Okay. Yeah, I've asked it a few times and it's given me a few answers.

I don't chat, TBT. I didn't like that. so what's my other curse laziness being a little bitch being too good at your job oh this is wrong it's lying now

restlessness no you just copied that yeah you just that's wild okay if you want to do it get the chat GBT app and in the text box push the microphone button

don't go to the chat chat bot or if you don't even want to do the microphone one because we You can type it in. Yeah, you just type it as, you're going to have to censor these. Yeah, it's not as funny when,

because you're the one that has to censor it. I want to have a go. Okay, we'll have it. What's the thing where you put your, I'm filtering. See you later, guys. I'm filtering. Five, six, seven, eight.

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