ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 9th September 2024

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

Here's a scenario you never thought you'd ever have to consider - would you rather go commando or wear your sibling's underwear? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ella has a undergarments based question for us. Okay. No context. I'm just giving you it. Would you rather, okay, no, I need to set up the scenario. I do. You have no undies. You have no more pairs of undies. They're all dirty.

Would you rather go to work commando or would you rather wear your family member's undies, either your sister or your mum's or someone other's fresh pair of undies? I don't know if this is a fair question because for a lady, it depends what type of pants you're wearing, but that seam can be deadly if you're not wearing undies. I know. I know.

So the person who gave us the question did contextualize it. They said you're wearing jeans. Yeah, jeans. Oh, did you say you're wearing wearing undies. I know, I know. So the person who gave us the question did contextualise it. They said you're wearing jeans. Yeah, jeans. Oh, did you say you're wearing jeans? No, no, that detail wasn't in there yet, but the detail is jeans. Jeans have a nasty old seam on them. I know. Like, it can be lethal.

So no commando then. You'll wear mum's knickers. Yeah. You and your mum have got matching undies though, don't you? Yes, we wear the same. So when your mum stays at your house and the washing all gets j knickers. Yeah. You and your mum have got matching undies though, don't you? Yes, we wear the same. So when your mum stays at your house and the washing all gets jumbled up. True. You've probably been wearing her undies anyway.

That's what happened on holiday. And then I told my mother, I don't really want to just be mixing and matching undies. So can you do your undies separate to mine? And she said, okay. There you go. Sweet. So that settled it. Do you get to make those kind of demands when someone else is

washing your undies she wasn't what my mom has hey my mom has not washed my clothes since i was 15 how did they get jumbled up then because when we're on holidays in europe we're staying in tiny little apartments for accommodation yeah i'd put my washing into the washing machine and then my mum would be like, oh, can I put a few things in? And I didn't realise at the time that we had the exact same undies. I didn't know. And then as I was taking them, as I was hanging my washing out, I was like, I didn't know I had 17 pairs. I was like, there's so many pairs of my underwear in here. Of all the undies in all the world, how do you think you and your mum ended up wearing the same exact pair?

She copied me. Do you reckon? I'm pretty sure my sister wears the same ones as well. What kind of undies are these? They're Bonds, which is the most popular undies in Australia. They're very good. I think they're a good price point and they're just you know a decent quality we've squared you away, you're wearing mum's undies

mum's undies? mum's undies Claudia I hate both options I really hate both options just wear the sisters, I think I'm going to wear my sisters yeah, it's fine, they're clean yeah, they're clean they're clean, they're her version of clean.

Dishwasher. Dishwasher clean. I'm just going to go commando. Dishwasher? Sorry, washing machine. That was an insight into how Ella lives. Do you wash them in the dishwasher? Ew. I don't.

Ella? Yeah, I use my mom's and my sister's if I've run out. I feel like you already do that. I feel like you already do that. I'm wearing my mom's undies right now. Are you joking? Are you in your mum's pants right now? Yep.

Does she know that? Prove it. Show us the undies. I literally had none. I can't tell because they're just very neutral navy. Wait. I would wear a pair of swimmers before I wore my family member's undies. But Ella's just grabbing some off the washing basket.

Yeah, yeah. I'm just grabbing those. Do you, because you and your sisters live at home with your mum, do you have a communal undie policy? No. Is it just whatever's on top of the washing pile? No, it's just I go in her drawer. I also wore Ryan's yesterday.

I would never go into my mum's room and go, oh, I'm going to borrow a pair of underwear. Okay. Can I say for the record, neither would I. No. Would you borrow your dad's underwear? Is it less uncomfortable borrowing your partner's underwear Versus your

Siblings underwear? I couldn't get one bloody leg into my partner's underwear They're the tiny My partner's underwear looks like a maxi pad And that's just a regular Saturday for Clint Excuse me Clint's always in my partner's underwear Sniffing around Get out of there Clint Get always in my partner's underwear sniffing around. Get out of there, Clint. And I'm like, get out of

my partner's underwear drawer, you creep. Would it be less creepy for me to wear your partner's undies than my partner's undies? Yeah, no. It'd be more creepy. It'd be a real Bruce Jenner situation if I was wearing my partner's undies. Well, it's going to be way weirder if you've got my partner's undies on. Does your partner wear G-strings or

not? No. Oh, no G-strings or not? No. Oh, no G-strings. Not generally. Who wears G-strings? Well, my partner wears G-strings, so you'll be having G-strings if you want to wear my partner's undies. You know why I thought it might be less awkward?

Because I don't have to see your partner. Whereas if I wore my partner's undies every day, I'd be like, how was your day, babe? And she'd go, you wore my undies three months ago. Yeah, but do you want more coverage or do you want to wear a G-Banger? That's a great question. Well, I feel like if I'm going to step outside the norm, I might as well try something different, you know?

Yeah. I really can't believe this is a big deal. What if you pop out and you're basically commando anyway? Me, if I had to choose, I would wear one of my brother's undies, not the other brother, and I would definitely not wear my dad's undies. Why not? So it would be one of my brother's, but if I didn't get the choice, then I'd be going commando.

Why not your dad's undies? You know where he's been. He buys the cheapest, shittest undies. Does he? But that means he probably renews them and they're a lot newer in rotation. But see-through. But see-through, yeah, like yours. Oh, no.

Get some ventilation. Yeah. Yeah, mine. There is some scabby pairs of mine. Yeah. Not scabby, that's not the word. Scabby. Not scabby, not scabby. Krusty.

Krusty. No, not Krusty, not Krusty, not Krusty. Tattie. Fishy? Tattie. Fishy? What the fuck, Ella? What the fuck?

In your mother's undies Tattie In your mother's Underpants Is that the word Tattie Tattie Yeah that's

Skungy No not skungy That's alright Skungy makes me think of Skung Yeah gross Dirty Dirty

Yuck Like a dirty shower Like they're tattie They're just thread They're clean They're just threadbare Yeah exactly Well loved

Yeah Heck yeah. Soft. Now, would you wear? Yeah. Claude or no? Oh, no, that's a good question. Okay.

So, wear all the way. You, your luggage has been. Oh, you say Claude. I thought you said cord. I thought we were changing the material of the pants. Okay. So, we've gone away on a trip. Okay.

We're in the middle of nowhere and your luggage has been forgotten, so you're not going to have your luggage for a couple of days and you have to pick someone on the team's underwear to borrow. Okay, I don't want to go first. Ella. I want Brie's scabby undies. You're going to wear Ella's? No, tatty, not scabby.

Just be aware if you choose Ella's, you could be wearing hers, her mum's or her sister's. No, I'll buy new undies. I'm going commando. Sorry, guys. Are you not borrowing anyone's? Commando's not an option in this one. I'm burning them all. No, you have to wear one of our undies.

I'd borrow Claudia's because I feel like we'd be closer in size. Fair. So that's who I'd pick. Okay. Claudia? Oh, gosh. They're all bad options. Sorry, guys. Come to me, Claudia. Fair So that's who I'd pick Okay Claudia Oh gosh They're all bad options Sorry guys

Come to me Claudia I don't want your scabby undies She can wear mine Can I borrow your mums and not yours These are what mine look like Black What have I got Black bonds

Mine are navy as well. We're bonzing. Bonzing. Navy. I've got just a pair of boy short, boy leg boxer shorts. What brand? It's called Mint. Mint.

Is that because like they... Mint's scented when they arrive, but it goes away after a wash. Are they actually? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a gimmick. Is it bird? It's Jerome Kino the all blacks undie brand.

I feel like mint like, because let's be real, once you do farts in them, it'll mix with the farts and it'll smell like a minty fart. Like a peppermint stick. I'll wear Breeze undies. Yes! Because I know they're closest to my own undies.

They're plain and black. Because I've heard you say that you're wearing a pink pair some days. Yeah, you never know what you're going to get. You know what you're getting with me. Yeah, and Ella, I don't know your mum well enough to get into her undies so the risk is too high. Dad? No, I don't want to get into your dad's undies either.

No, no, no. You know, when was the last time you lent a friend undies? I lend friends undies quite a lot. Never. Like there'd be situations where someone stayed over at my house and I always make sure I give them my best pair of undies. Someone comes around for dinner, Bree's cooking makes them shit themselves,

borrow some undies. Don't worry, I got you. You can borrow my undies. Would you borrow a friend's G-string? I feel like that's the line. My friend used it. She used my... She used your g-banger and did she give it back yeah and did you take it back yeah i feel like borrowing briefs is

that's your g-string now i don't want a bag she was like i washed it because if you wore it and she'd worn it you'd have to wear it again for the cycle to be complete like that scene in um my girl where they um cut their fingers and they touch blood And they become blood brothers The g-string has to come back to you and you wear it to complete the The sisterhood of the travelling G-Banger G-Banger The sisterhood of the travelling G-Banger

Okay let's get out of here everybody In our own Underpants I'll put mine back on then Yeah You got them off without taking your pants off That's how it must have been underpants. Okay, let's make our way home. I'll swap on Friday. I'll put mine back on then. Yeah. You got them off without taking your pants off. That's how it must have been. Yeah, well done. See ya.

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