ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 9th September 2025

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

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I'm having a party A party for two I went into my chiropractor today I only go and see them when I've got a problem You get the back sack and crack Don't you? You get the back sack and crack crack Mm-hmm

And because some people go to their chiropractor regularly for an adjustment Some people live that life I go every Four weeks Every four weeks Yeah

Yeah, I feel like maybe I should Some of people don't believe in chiropractors I like my chiropractor But when I go to see my chiropractor I'm fucked Like I'm hobbling in there I'm all bent out of shape There's some muscle that's spasming

And I've injured myself And he just goes What is it now Whenever I get there I'm like maybe I'm just coming in for an adjustment He's taunting you Yeah he goes I know you're not in for adjustment

I can see your heads off to the side You've got tortoise Whatever that Anyway, I put my neck out at the gym again last night And I went to see my chiropractor today I'm all better Um, he fixed me But oh man, he man handles the shit out of me

Like You like it I do like it, yeah Yeah His name's Conrad See this is why we all think you'd be a power bottom Well he's, he's a gay man, my chiropractor He's strong

Sexy Yeah, sexy, yep And It just bodes well for my theory Yeah, yeah Of that majority of gay men are fit

look after themselves, good looking. Oh yeah, I thought your theory is going to be the majority of gay chiropractors are tops, but that's what you're going to say. That's a secondary theory. I don't know, like, I agree with you, Brie, but there is Shane Dawson, and I'm not sure. Shane Dawson?

He's not in that category. He's a YouTuber. He used to be massive. And he did all these conspiracy. He looks like he was gay, is he? Yeah, but I didn't say every single gay man. I just said majority. Shane Dawson is the one who proposed, but he was on both knees.

Is he a chiropractor? No, he's just a gay guy who's not well-groomed. Ah, okay. Evidence against the theory. Yeah. But then there's Geoffrey Starr, who like far out. Very well-groomed. Very well.

Gougal. Rich ass. You don't know Jeffrey Saar. They're not chronically online like us. References are too young. Jeffrey Star, okay. Ready? Okay, let's go through some gay men celebrities.

Yeah, okay. Okay, actual celebrities, not YouTubers. Okay, fair enough. Fuck, those Jeffrey Star person that's out the gate. I know. I can't ever come across Jeffrey Star. Have you never seen Jeffrey Star? No.

He was huge on MySpace. Okay, are we ready? Are we ready? This is for my theory that majority of gay men, hot sexy. Ready? Matt Bomber. Boma. Boma.

Boma. One second. Quite very famous. Wait, you think Matt Bomer's hot. But you don't think Henry Cavill's hot. Matt Bomer's very handsome. Oh shit, is he gay? I've never heard of this guy before, but he's very hot.

You've never seen that go before. Jonathan Bailey. Hot. Ricky Martin. You're picking hot celebrities. Celebrities are all hot. I can do this list for you with straight people. Robert Downey Jr.

Eh. No. Hot. No. See his bice? Ryan Gosling. Yeah, he's hot. Ryan Reynolds.

Not hot. Brad Pitt, George Clooney. Hot. I'm just telling you, who has, who, out of this group here, who knows the most gay men, it'd be me. You. I know the most gay men. How dare you? I know the most gay men.

And I'm telling you, they're all hot. Now, see, I think you've got selective bias. I reckon you only choose to be friends with the hot ones. What are you talking about? You don't give any of the agos a look in. You have that sign outside your house. Yeah, yeah. No, no fat gays.

No fugglies. Fuck off. People in the queer community, people who are in the queer community that are listening to this right now, we all know gay men, majority, hot, fit, good looking, ripped. I know a lot of unattractive gay men. Maybe here's the theory, gay men who... And they're all depressed because Brie wouldn't look. let them come to her birthday party.

What if it's the theory that gay men who are well off, they put their money into themselves to look good and feel good and gym or veneas or what are it is? The theory is, is that gay men to, like, when they're hooking up in the gay scenes, because you're hooking up with men, they like what they like. And so there is a higher expectation to have a ripped, physique. Here we go. That makes sense. Because they're ruthless. Because they can be ruthless.

And they want that. Correct. Correct. I'm not saying all gay men, but majority. Okay, do you know what? I agree with you. Ding. It is a known fact in the gay men community. In the gay men. I love that. The gay men community. Stand up for those gay men, Bree. Yeah. I hate how like gay men you have the reputation, good looking, well groomed.

ripped like that is the general consensus Kylie Minogue fans Gay women Oh yeah Short haircuts Ripped Don't look after ourselves

Solid solid Solid build Solid build That's not true Nuggety It is true You think about ourselves That's a stereotype

These are all stereotypes What Brie said before Is a stereotype It's a generalisation Yeah but I think Claudia's quite offended I'm confused I've never heard it all thought that general like if you look at the representation i do of gay men in like media

good looking sexy fit gay women butch yeah butch does not equal not not put together doesn't look after themselves can you give me an example well think about no genuinely struggling to comprehend think about Hollywood stereotype movie roles give me an example um Of a gay lady in media Because all the ones I've seen are hotties Goen, you tell me Fletcher No, I'm talking

In movies? You're talking about in movies You're talking about lipstick lesbians In that Christmas movie? She had a show She had the side of her head shave Christian Stewart and Charlie's Angels Was she gay in Charlie's Angels?

Oh, she was gay coded In movies You don't think so I get so sick of I get so sick of don't you agree Yeah yeah the stereotype Yeah Where does that stereotype come from though

Because yeah I can't think of anyone The stereotype is Justin Bieber haircut and cargo pads Yeah and that's what a lesbian looks like Yeah yeah yeah That's the stereotype That's the stereotype of it Because that's the only representation

For such a long time in any media Who was that representation though Alan? Like who was it? No like I'm talking Like in any TV shows. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's back in the day. Let's say in any TV shows or movies when there was a female gay character.

She was a soccer coach. Yes. Yeah. Or a butcher. She's a gym teacher. Yeah. Glee? No.

No. Weirdly she was straight. Oh. Yeah, like Gleet. No, not Glee. But in, yeah. I know what you're saying. I'm just trying to think who's that like that character.

No one can give me an example. Ellen. Ellen had that. But she's real. No. Ellen's not. A character. She's a real person.

Okay. So, different. Different. I'm just, I'm telling you, it's rare that they have, or was rare, super rare, that they had a gay female character that was feminine presenting. Ever. Like, it was all, she was always masculine presenting, which is, which is, which, where there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah. But in terms of representation, they never had feminine gay women, like, represent.

What about in friends? Ross's ex-wife turned into a lesbian and she was very feminine. That's true, but that was her character, gay woman. No, okay. I take it back, I take it back. I take it back. I didn't go to the chiropractor today. I take it back.

There was no chiropractor, I'm not injured. I don't like making my... I didn't get man handled by a sexy gay man man. It never happened. I don't like making myself say I'm young because I always get that joke, but I do feel like the young sister trying to chime on the conversation

and I'm so confused guys I feel like Claudia is being intentionally confused I do I feel like she does do that she's being argumentatively confused yeah she does do that no one can give me an example Alan that's not a good example

literally think about any movie from the 2000s name name name you the the no I'm shutting this down The notion that you don't understand, the notion that you don't understand the butch presenting lesbian stereotype is absolute bullshit. It's absolute bullshit. There are so many other gay characters that aren't butch.

No one said there wasn't. Yeah, now, but for a long fucking time, that was, is the point I was making. Okay, we need an example. Okay. Put it on the table. The whole TV show. Wentworth slash oranges the new black. There we go.

Orange is the new black. There are so many films in Orange is the New Black. All right, this has gone into a register that only dogs can hear, so we'll see you guys tomorrow. Also, that's so modern. Bye, guys. I'll have more for you tomorrow. You bring a document, a dossier. I'm going to bring a full bloody document.

And I'll bring a photo of my chiropractor. See you guys then. A party for two. Play ZM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.