ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party: Bree and Producer Claud's first date

Episode Date: August 20, 2026

What better time to test out Producer Claud's first date skills than at work with her colleagues.  Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's party time. Hello, welcome to the podcast. You wouldn't believe it. Clint's away sick. I'm shocked. No, I am actually. I actually didn't see that coming. No, neither.

I've been back bloody two days and then he's off sick. For God's sake. I tell you what, producer Ella's here. Hey. Producer Claude's here. Hey. I've been so keen to go to Tittarengi. Oh.

Doxing him now? This is the podcast, yeah. He said that. That's where he lives. Yeah, true. My ass just fell out of my mouth. Ooh. I don't think that's how it works.

You need to get that checked. Starting again. It's prolapse. I've been so keen to go to his house and just check in on him, give him a little wellness pack. That's weird. That's weird. What are you doing? Has anyone got anything interesting to report?

I'm moving house, but all I'm doing is packing boxes. so I feel like I don't have a lot going on. Are you excited to move? I'm so excited. She's ready. She's been ready for two years. While you were gone, Bree, I told a lot of stories about the flat that I'm currently in. I feel like I heard a lot of them.

Yeah. Like the taxi dermy flatmate? Yeah. The meowing guy, same guy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm blessed that they don't listen to the radio. They think Clint's name is Cliff.

Like, do they know that you do this job? Yep. Do they know Bree and Clint's faces? Like, do they... Bree and Cliff. I'm sorry, Brie and Cliff's faces. I think they know Bree's face from Treasure. Island but like they're in that demographic of like what's the radio like I know what that is but I don't

Are they young or old? Their average age is 30. Okay. So like I thought prime demo but no but they don't listen so I get to say what I want. Perfect. I get a lot of texts of people going like are you not scared to say that? I'm like no no, it's fine. They do not listen.

And if they did hear would you really care? I'd say it to their face. And that's what I like about you, Glaw. But I'm very excited to leave. What you sees, what you get. Yeah. Because at the moment, how many people are you living with? Three others.

And you're going to move to a place where you live with two others. Three others. And my room is half the size. But they're friends of mine, which I think makes a difference. It does make a huge difference. The people I'm with right now are strangers from the internet who every now and then pretend to be friends. But realistically, outside of the house, we wouldn't be friends. So it's not like we see on the sitcom friends.

No, weirdly. Yeah, it didn't work out like that. What a shame. I know. Have you ever hooked up with a flatmate? No, that's rule one. of our house. Don't shit where you eat.

Exactly. Have you? Have you? Have you? Have you? You hooked up with one of my flat mates? Maybe. Send me their names.

Maybe. You guys have never known me in my single era. That would have been a wild time. Would it have been? I don't know. You tell me. We assume. I was a bit of a slut.

Cheo. You little rabbit. Oh no. I definitely went through a slutty phase. Fun. Just had my fun. you know? Why not?

Through caution to the wind. I never did it properly and then every time I'm in a relationship I'm like, oh, I didn't do it. Why don't you do it now? Every time I'm single, I'm like, nah, I don't want to do it. Why don't you do it now? I should. I tried to throw you a bone at the radio woods. I was like, there's someone.

Oh, you tried to throw me at everyone. Exactly. You're like, she looks gay. Go talk to her. I'm pretty sure she could be by. That lady's wearing pants. You guys were getting along. She had loafers on too.

I appreciate it. I really appreciate it. My heart was in the right place. It was. I would never, like, I would never throw you in someone's direction who I didn't think would be good. You didn't know that person? I talked to them for like half an hour. Oh, okay.

I did. I talked to them quite a lot. Yeah. And I was like, this person would be great for Claudia. That's really nice. I mean, I did also try and set our other friend Megan up with the same person. Yeah, like straight after when I... Megan actually did it.

She went over. No, she went over, but never talked to me. No, she did nothing. She like didn't fly by. She did fuck all. Oh dear. I wish I liked first dates more so I could get you guys to set me up on dates. Can you just do it?

No, I can't think of anything worse. I feel like I'm pretty good on a first date. I'm rubbish. Just. Okay, ready? Let's pretend we're on a first day. Oh, I love this. I'll be a way to.

The only time I'm ever good at this is when I don't like the other person. Oh, Naturally funny and charming and cool. But if I like you, I'm weird. You know what could make you be like that on a date? Alcohol. Oh, is that the secret? Drink more alcohol.

Is that why when you go on a date, they're like, let's go to a bar? Yes, that is why. Okay, ready, we're on a date. Okay. And you just ask me a question you would ask on a date. I just want to see how you keep the conversation flowing. Oh, gosh. Okay.

So where are you living at the moment? I just live I mean close to the city but not too far away That's cool So yeah, are you from Auckland? Not originally I'm not originally from Auckland

What about you? Yeah no I've lived in Auckland my whole life You know always meant to move away But I never did Are you into bondage Um Guys just taking on orders Oh thank God you're here

Hey drinks anyone Can I please have a long island ice tea That's it Is that alcohol? It's like five different kinds of alcohol. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And for you? I'll take what she's having.

Nice. But I want one as well. She can't have mine. Do you want four? Yes, please. Two each? Yeah, cool, I'll be back. How do you feel about hot candle wax?

Like, recreationally or? Yeah. Not for me, I don't think. God, you're a grateful. What do you do on the weekends? No, I haven't. Have you? What time's your curfew?

I do have an ankle bracelet, so I need to be home by 10. Shit. I'm actually about to shit myself. I need to leave. Oh my God, same. Should we go together? We can cuddle each other. Is this what you were like in your slut era?

Don't take no for an answer. Oh, God. I've really enjoyed this date. I will message you. That sounds good Some other time Your drinks are here I think I should turn on

Find my friends on your phone Just so I know where you are at all times I have a Samsung So do I Time out There's a lot of work needed from both of you It's destiny You're paying for this right

I forgot my wallet She's like shit Didn't ever get a free meal Okay goodbye On that note We're going to go. I've got a candle wax to drip on Claudia. I have a phone to throw into the ocean.

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