ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party: Bree's been influenced again and again

Episode Date: October 7, 2026

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I'm going to go down on the corner and eat my chicken wang. And that's the intro song. That's it. Do we not have an intro song? Producer Grace can't hear it. What is it? I love Jack Black. One of my favorite videos on the internet ever is where he plays the sexo boom.

Oh, I love that. On Jimmy Fallon. When he goes, one, two, three, motherfucker. One, two, three, motherfucker. Boom. Boom. Boom. So good.

I tried to buy a saxo boom because I was so obsessed with that video. You were so easily influenced. So easily influenced. Quite expensive. Oh, really? Yeah. You bought that South Tanner. Which worked, by the way.

Have you bought the titanium chopping boards? True. I may have purchased those shit. Did you? Three. I just bought one, just to see. But there was a deal on too. Yeah, I know.

That's good. How self-restraint from you. Yeah, I felt so. Did you get, did you buy that arcade, that game boy that has all the games on it? Yep. But I did, I gave it to my brother for Christmas and it corrupted. Oh, what? So when I gave it to him, nothing worked.

Oh. Yeah, so don't buy those. I'm shocked that that was a scam. That's crazy. But it did work. Like, it worked and then it didn't work. So that's why it was so sad. Well, and it's a hit or miss, you know.

And with the amount of hits that you throw out there Got to get a mess. I bought practice nunchucks one time. Yeah. How do you practice with, like, what's the level when you go from practice to nunchuck? Are they soft? They were like softer. Yeah.

That was pretty good. Can you bring them in? I would like to practice. Actually, can you go. They got confiscated for me. Can you go around your house and find all, like, as many things that you've been influenced into buying and bring them in tomorrow? we can do a show and tell. The beef tallow moisture oil.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was a, that, why? Why did I fall for that one? Did you get that hot chocolate? Hot chocolate? It was not like a bone broth, hot chocolate? Nah, I didn't fall for that. I didn't fall for that one.

Disgusting. Yeah, that sounds gross. Nah, I'm in my, I'm not falling for scams era. You bought a titanium chopping board yesterday. I think that's not a scam. I think that was a good investment. Does it come with specific knives that you need to use with it? No.

Okay. No. It feels less scummy. But I will tell you if it's good or not. Because I have been thinking that our wood chopping board looks a bit mouldy. Why not just buy a new one? I know. She's saving the environment.

I did. I bought the titanium one. Yeah, fair. Actually fair. Let's talk about how much cake producer grace has eaten today. Oh my God. We had this delicious. It was cake and I had meringue all over it plus icing.

And it was like a PR cake. We got sent. And every time I walked faster, I took a bit. No, no. not every, there was multiple cakes in the office. So you were eating from multiple cats. I'd walk to different locations in the office, so that people wouldn't realize how much cake I could do.

That's smart, though. But we were talking today about how good eggs are for you. And it was a meringue, first of all, it was a cake. Cake has eggs in them. And that's a meringue cake, egg whites, double health. This is the theory she's been trying to peddle all afternoon. I kind of like it. It's good.

There's so much sugar in. It's like saying that you've eaten fruit because you had a jam sandwich. Like technically fruit. No, but when I make like red pasta, like tomato pasta, I'm like I'm having vegetables because of the tomato. Yeah. That's true. That's the same thing.

Yeah. But egg and cake. I'm eating eggs. Yeah. Egg whites, meringue even healthier. Fuck off. But I ate so much cake that I felt sick and then I, and then Breeze like drink some water. So I drank a bunch of water and then I had to go back out into the office and then I ate more of

You can't back in, you go, I feel, I felt better. Yeah. But then I have to tell you that I feel sick anymore. I've eaten more cake. Every time I saw you. I was like, where did you eat cake? And you're like, I'm just cutting off slothers. But I kept taking just the icing.

So there was just like bits of your cake. Yeah. It reminded me, I'm not going to lie, reminded me a little bit. And this is going to be lost on you guys. But people listening will appreciate it. It reminded me a little bit. bit of Miranda in Sex and the City when she gets addicted to chocolate cake. And she's so addicted that she just keeps eating it.

And then so she puts it in the bin. And then she goes back and she eats it out of the bin. And she's like disgusted with herself. And so she pours like stuff over the top of the cake. So she doesn't eat it. That's what I should have done. But it was just everywhere I've looked. There's a cake sitting in the room right now.

But I have the box. Like I can't touch it. It's kind of. I was like, we can't cut into this cake. Because Grace is just going to take little slivers of it. Here's a fun game. Us four, so Clint's on here, he's way sick. But it's us for which sex in the city characters are we?

Oh, I don't know with them well enough. I don't know. I thought there's three. No, there's Carrie, Miranda, Samantha. Yeah. And Charlotte. Who's the gay one? That's Stanford.

Stanford. Wait, there's no gay women. Isn't there a gay one and six in the city? No. Is it just because she has short hair? It's because she is short here. She's gay in real life. That's where you're getting confused.

Oh, you're that one. What the fuck? I'm not Miranda. But you're gay in real life. Miranda is the smart one. That is not me. I thought that brunette was a smart one. No.

Miranda's the lawyer? Yes. So what's the brunette? I thought she's a smart one. Charlotte is the, she works at an art gallery and she is the hopeless romantic. Who's the hot one? The hot one I would say, yeah, they're all...

The sushi from the movie? The what? Isn't there a movie and she's sushi on it? That's Samantha. I feel like you want to be Samantha. Samantha's like the sex positive. Wait, is she the one that iconic TikTok sound? And it's like, I've left my wife for you.

And she goes, who is this? Do you know that sounds like? No. The guy calls her and she's like, hey, I've left my wife for you. And then she goes, who is this? Wait, I've got to find out what that is. That's the blonde one. The one's all about sex.

Yeah. And then there's Carrie. Is that her name? The main character. The main character. And she's a journalist and she writes in a magazine? She wears shoes. She loves her shoes.

Yeah. Manolo Blonix. I'm just saying that audio is very iconic in the Gen Z sphere. But I don't know anything like sex in the city. Yeah, sorry, yes. Ironic audio. God, you both should watch sex in the city. You would really like it.

I'm not a lie. Okay. Yeah, this is going to sound so funny. I started watching it. I don't know what streaming platform was on. I started watching it. And it was not landscape, it was square. So the first season is, unfortunately.

And I went, I went. And to be honest, you can skip the first season because there's like weird, there's weird, I was talking about it last week, weird choices that they make where they, she narrates to the camera. It's just not it. Oh. Season two, from season two, you're good. Hey, have you watched the new, you know how they brought it back recently?

Didn't they have? Yes. And just like that. Fucking awful. Was it bad? So bad. Except for the last, very last season of the reboot. I feel like they just started to get the essence of the original show.

I mean, it wasn't all the way there, but what are you doing? I want to test this out live to see if this is the right audio. That's it. It's Ken. Ken, it is Samantha. That's Samantha. That is the only thing I know about sex in the city. Who is this?

I want to be her. Queen. Yeah, Samantha's pretty funny. So who would we be? If you've watched it, I don't have any knowledge. Clint would be, Miranda.

No, I don't know. It's hard. It's a hard one. I feel like the most sex positive out of all of us. Not Clint. Not me. Probably Grace. I'd say you're Samantha.

How am I going to say now? I feel like you're flirty. Who are you? Flirty, you know, kind of carefree. That's you. I feel like Claudia is... I want to be Charlotte, aren't I? Boring.

Hopeless for Amanda. You have to be Carrie then. Oh, okay. I'll be the main character, you know. Go on. Go on, then. I don't want to be Charlotte or Miranda.

How about Clint's both of them and then you can just be... You can be big. No, ew. I just know that everyone doesn't like him. Sorry, I didn't know that. I'm going to be Stanford. Okay. The gay best friend.

of Carrie. Oh, I like him. I've never heard of Sampter. Haven't you? Yeah, neither. Oh. He's really fun. Anyway, you'll see it when you start watching it from season two.

Season two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was the other thing I told you? Oh, I need to bring my book in for you so you can read it. Oh, yeah, I'm going to try read Bree's book. Do we have the sting? Yeah. So when you read it, we'll finally get to, hold on,

I just got to blow the cobwebs. Okay, just dust. it off. Okay, I think it still works. Here we go. I have this idea where, you know, there's those little things in my neighborhood where people can put books and then I have this idea where I'm going to put my own book and then see how long it takes for it to leave the renting like book place. Yeah. I hope someone like sees you do off.

They're like, I know, I was going to put it on my Instagram and every time I go on my walk I'll check. That's really funny. Can I like, can I, the book you're going to give me, can I write on it? Can I annotate it? Yeah. Because I want to be like lies, fact check. What the fuck? Because I've got the real source. Like I'm going to be like, Bree, like, is this embellished?

That never happened. Let's have told me about that. Let's be real. My whole life is embellished. I need to bring mine in so you can sign it. Oh yeah, I want mine signed. Huh? I want mine signed.

Yeah. I was going to ask you to sign it after I'd read it, which is why it's not something. So no one's read it in the show. Claudia hasn't read it. Clint definitely hasn't read it. Ella read it. She was really good. She was an early reader and she wrote an article on out.

And then she wrote an article. Yeah. And it was really sweet. No, she was a sweetheart. She was my spirit animal. I thought you about to say special freedom. Special friend. She was my special friend.

But I don't read books. For me even like attempting to read this, I just want to say, this is like an honor to you. What? Me even attempting. I don't read books. No, I get it. I'd be the same. I'd be the same.

Like it's a big deal because you don't read. Whereas Ella reads. How many pages? I think there's like 300. I don't quite me on that. I feel like I couldn't do anything over 400. Okay, good. Well, we're good then.

So I'll read to 400 if there's anything more. That's it. You're like, I don't care how it ends. Will there be a second part to the book? What if I get really hooked on the book? And I guess I get it live with you. You can just tell me your day.

People keep asking if I'm going to do another one. And I'm like, fuck, the first one nearly killed me. Your life's changed though. Yeah, I feel like I've got stuff to have. I've got stuff to write about. What's the book called? The book is called, it's hard to explain.

unapologetically me but the un is crossed out. Yep. And then there's an arrow and then I put the un back in at the top. That's funny. See, thank you. Some people get it. But I do think it's like peak millennial humor. 100%.

But I think if you got your target audience, I'll love it. Okay, that was like a backhand compliment. And I think we finish it then. I'm just going to play Steve's Lava Chicken down and fall again. Good. I've got long intro on it. Play ZDM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.