ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party: Bunk beds aren't just for kids

Episode Date: August 13, 2026

We'll all got some home redesigning to do.  Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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She just had a baby And she looks stunning Fantastic Does she? Yeah She's one of those Celebraries That I feel like is always pregnant

Kind of like Rie Re aka Rihanna Yeah, yeah, yeah Just constantly pregnant But she looks There's something coming from Rihanna Yeah

I know I know it There is something coming Do you know something No, I just feel it Are you friends with Rihanna? I am yeah Wow Her and ASAP are doing

So much media at the moment And it's so clever what they're doing They're just at the right things And commenting on the right things Did you see the real Recently where the fan went over And asked Rihanna for a photo And Rihanna thought that

she wanted her. She thought that the fan wanted her to take a photo of him. So she took the phone. Rihanna took the phone and was like, oh yeah, I'm going to crush this shit. Stand over there? No. That's so innocent. No.

No, do you know, I really think she actually, the guy, she knew that that guy wanted a photo with her and she thought, I can't be asked. Oh. A hundred, but there's no way that she thought someone would come up to me, Rihanna, the billionaire. Oh, you're so cynical. No, I'm just realistic.

Rihanna knows her worth. And she's just like, I can't be bothered. with this. Kaching, gotcha. Oh, well, that ruins it, doesn't it? Anyway, I'm sure there's something coming. I feel like there's something coming.

Great. What's the reason? By the way, this is our vested interest. If we get new Rihanna music before the end of the year, our boss has promised us a day off work, which I don't know if he actually can follow through with. It's not logistical. We can't all be away.

I know, but there is going to be a fucking uproar if we don't get the day off. He told us that afterward filled out all the things, so someone wrote like the roguest thing you could possibly think of. Yeah, it's our bingo board. It's the last one in the line that we need to get to get our day off. Yeah, there's some weird stuff on there. I thought Tamagocchi would get pregnant. Old Tanamojo.

I thought that was pretty realistic. Hasn't happened yet. I thought zip-off pants would be a good show. He's kind of a big deal. She's in a sturdy relationship and she's going well. There was some educational background behind this. I thought you said she's a massive whore. No, sorry, can I clarify?

She was. She's massive law She's a massive... She's got massive law With what? She's got massive... No YouTubers, okay? We've got a rule on this show.

No fucking YouTubers. She's more than just a YouTuber now. She's really cool. Did she launch her beauty line or some shit? No, she learned to ride a bike for her first time at 26. She's funny. I'm proud of her. And she might release a memoir called It's Like Writing a Bike.

He's a lot of her massive law. Yeah, it's because she's got a massive law. Sorry. Law. Um... I started a new Renault today. What did you do? Is it on your face?

This is way more interesting than what we were talking about. Because I just remembered. Is it your chat GPT renner or a new one? Yeah, we're putting in the chat GPT kitchen extension. Can you please vlog this? I'm invested. Oh, vlog it, you reckon. Yeah, I want to vlog.

I want to see it. Okay, we can vlog it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the difference between a Renault and a chat GPT renna? The design was done by chat GPT. My wife just took a photo of this corner of our house, which we had no idea what to do with. It just is kind of like the...

Cuck's base. Yeah, we put some ugly couches in there, looked shit. We put some like kids stuff in there for like a kid's corner. Looked shit. They didn't like it. And she just took a photo of it,

of the corner and said to Chat GPD. Go stand in this corner, Chat, Jebt. Well, she just said, what do I do? What should we do with this corner? And Chat came back and just fucking nailed it out the gate, straight away, came back with three suggestions. The first one was perfect.

and we just went to the person who did our kitchen and said, hey, could you do this? And he was like, yeah, I can do that. Easy. And so now we're doing it. He was chill about the whole ChatGBT thing. He doesn't care. No, he still makes bank.

Yeah. He'll get his paycheck. This is the corner. You guys can't see this, but this is the corner. I'm imagining a plain useless corner. It's an empty, yeah, that's the corner right now. Oh, cool. I like it.

Just the way it is, to be honest. Empty with nothing in it. It looks like an art gallery. That's what ChatGPT came up with. You're doing that. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, well you're not, but someone is.

That's bonkers. Tiny spaces. Actually, my bedroom's a little bit off because I'm trying to do, you've got a verse against practicality because I'm a single person. Wait, stop, stop. You can't just say things that don't make any sense. But you got the gist. You got a verse against practical.

What does that mean? Practical, but it didn't sound right. I don't understand the verse part either. Yeah. Like functional, feng shui. May I? Carry on? No, all you said was feng shui.

my room doesn't make sense for me as a single person but it makes sense visually because I'm a single person I don't need two bedside tables but I'm rocking a two bedside table situation when in reality it would make more sense if I just push my bed up against a wall than had one bedside table

but I want to say it. This is like me. Why don't you just say it? Verspactility. Fing shui. The room that I'm moving into next is teeny tiny but I'm not willing to downsize my queen bed into like a king single or something dumb just to like have more floor space.

I think that's the same gist, right? Yeah. Where I'm like, this is what I want. It's not practical. Are you going to do that thing that some people do where you get a rack? Are you going to get a rack? And you put it on like a poly system and like have it all your clothes like hanging above your bed. No, no.

No. So that's small. I might get storage under my bed or something. I don't know. Is there internal storage? I feel like that makes a world of a difference. No. Oh, really?

Tiny room, no wardrobe. Oh, man. But I'm better off than where I'm at right now. Brooke's looking at under bed storage versus bractality. So, yeah. I don't know what you do. Just on my bedside tables under my bed.

Stack the bedside tables. I should actually just put my bed on the side. Bedside table bunks. Oh, fun. Yeah, half of the bed that I'm not using, I'll just put my drawers on it. I was actually looking at bunk beds. I feel like we need to get over this thing where bunk beds are just for kids. Because if I think of cases.

I keep going. A loft bed. It's not a bunk. It's a loft. No, exactly. Is that the double bed on the bottom and then the top is a single bed? But do you want two beds or do you just want the top bunk so you can have room for activities below? Is that what you're talking about?

I would primarily sleep on the bottom one. So what do you want the top one for? If a guest comes over? Oh, perfect. Yes. Oh, okay. Sold. Because we wriggle.

We're not good sleepers. We don't have good bed, Kim. No, we don't. We don't. Like, I rip the duvet off her. She's got nothing. I keep kicking her. Yeah.

Bunk beds are. Did we just become best friends? Bunk beds would solve your problem, Claudia, if you didn't have the bottom bunk. Yeah, true. A lot of it. If you just had a loft bed. I would actually genuinely love that. Really?

And then you use the top for storage. No, that's where I sleep. What are you using the bottom for? Storage. She put like, there's drawers under it? There's no bed. There's no bed. Have you seen one of the raised bed?

It's like what they have in American universities, I'd say. Like the high stuff. It's a bed on stilts. Yeah. Yeah. And then underneath there's like a desk maybe. So I still have all the floor space. And then I can.

hit my head on the bed. I'll get Chachy BT to design it for you. I'll send you a picture. And then my kitchen guy can build it for you. Perfect. I'll get a picture of the empty room. It doesn't give feng shui. I feel like there's no feng shui in that.

You can make it. Whatever you said. It's first practicality though. What are you saying? You said first practicality. And now I'm bullying you, so we've got to stop. I can take him. And that's the way it is.

And them's the brakes. And that's how the bunks bunk. And that's how the bunks bonk. Bye guys. See you tomorrow.