ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party: Clint doesn't use lip balm
Episode Date: August 10, 2026Brooke (from ZM's night show) is filling in for Bree this week and she really wants Clint to use a plumping lip gloss to get him some juicy lips. Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @bree...andclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hi everybody, welcome to the after party
with our revolving cast of guests
This week featuring Brooke from ZDM's Late Show
I love how you make me feel so welcome and warm
I know you've had a few different people sitting in this seat
but I feel equal
Oh that's really nice
It's good to have you here
That's so nice
Brooke's main wish for today
was that I could put on her lip plumping lipstick for the show
Well, because I wanted you to experience
what I had to experience over the weekend
where I, this has happened twice now, believe it or not.
I had come to the conclusion, and I think my frontal lobes developed that I'm not getting
lip injections.
I want bigger lips.
So I've met myself halfway and gone, I'll keep buying lip injectable lipstick that like swells up
bee stinging lipstick.
Oh, kind of gives the effect of filler.
What's the active ingredient that makes the lips swell?
Bee venom.
What?
Oh, it is actually bee venom.
Yeah.
Serious.
Yeah.
You can't actually get away with doing like...
So if you have a bee allergy, you couldn't use this thing.
No, I wouldn't advise it.
You can get alternatives.
Have you got bee allergy?
Yes.
Do you?
I've never known that.
Do you have an epipen?
No?
Oh my gosh Ella.
But it's not that bad.
I just once got stung on my foot.
And you got a bee sting?
Wait, did you get normal be sting?
No, no, no, no.
I went to the doctor and he was like, yeah, you've got an allergic reaction to them.
And I was like, cool, I don't have anything that I'm allergic to.
Two regrets, that's cool.
Thank you.
Anyway, we didn't do the bee sting lipstick thing on the show because after Brooke pitched it to us,
She goes, yeah, and I can't put it on again because I've got a cold sore brewing.
No, I said it made my lips look bigger, bar there's a coal saw, so that's naturally that side looks bigger.
And that's when I went, yeah, cool, probably not keen to share a lipstick with you.
I'm so susceptible to them that I just assume everyone is.
So I'm like, oh, if you get one, you get one, you don't, you don't.
But if you've never had one.
You've never had one.
Now there's even more reason for you to put this on.
You don't know what you're like under a colesore.
What if you get a cold sore?
at a bad time.
But Claudia and I don't have the cold sore virus.
Because we didn't get kissed his babies.
Because we've never had a cold sore.
We don't have the cold sore virus.
Once you've got it, you've got it.
Oh, so just get over with it and get it.
No, I don't want it.
Get it over with, man.
What are you afraid of?
Can you still get it as an adult?
Yeah.
Oh.
I got it from my mom in my nose.
Yeah.
And you all nose.
Yeah, I don't get them around my lips.
It's just up my nose.
But mom has these tablets that I tell.
I'm not cold sore shaming anyone.
I'm just, thank you.
The opportunity exists to.
not get a cold sore, particularly
from my co-worker.
I'm going to take that opportunity.
But it's also not like a hundred percent
success rate if you were to put on my
venom lipstick that you would get a cold sore.
That you wore yesterday
and currently have a cold sore brewing.
Actually, I feel like it kind of helped it go down.
So maybe it's actually the bee venom helps cold source.
Maybe.
Your lips just swelled around it.
Have you ever put any type of injectable
lipstick like that on your lips?
Shock horror, no.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Is it?
Is it common?
Because it doesn't sound common to me.
It doesn't sound like...
It's not for the common folk.
Yeah.
Well, you're surprised that I hadn't done it,
but I'm saying I don't think it's that common.
But you put on lip balm?
No, I won't put on lip balm.
You won't?
You won't?
Wait, way, wait.
This is your hand cream theory.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the hand cream theory.
You only need lip balm after you start using lip balm.
The exception would be if I've been out in cold weather or wind.
And I've got wind burn.
Then I'll use like a Blistex type.
thing. Of course.
But get off that shit as soon as possible.
Because that's how they, it's a big lip balm gets you.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm wearing it though.
Even if it's like, you know, it's annoying.
I just love the feeling of wearing it's nice.
Yeah, except when it's windy and your hair gets stuck in it.
That's my face.
I also, in the times that I have wanted, I haven't been able to stop eating it off my lips.
I'm like, only yummy.
The lip biting that comes along with it.
I had this colour changing one once.
It goes on clear and then it kind of stains your lips pink.
And I love it in my car.
And then my dad borrowed my car and he came back out with it.
He's pink lips.
But don't share lip-buns.
It's okay with your dad, isn't it?
Totally.
Also, I didn't give him permission, he just did it.
Unless your dad has a cold sore.
Yeah.
You would have had, um, you, I reckon you would have had this stuff on when you snog someone.
Someone's definitely snogged you out on the town one night with lip venom on and you've
definitely had it on one time for factual information.
I don't know if I have, I haven't been snogging into clubs for a decade.
So.
With lips not a thing back then?
Was lip venom?
Oh, people were probably putting like cane pepper on it.
I don't think people were juicing up their lips until the Kylie Jenna lip kit shit handle.
Oh, true, true.
It wasn't as big of a deal.
Well, actually, this whole, you know, you say about the lip balm theory that you don't need it.
If you put it on, the same thing with the lip, but I don't need lip venom.
Yeah.
I don't need lip injectables.
You don't need anything.
No, I'm beautiful.
Your lips are beautiful as they are.
Yeah.
Cold sore and all.
Thank you.
Can you tell which side it's on?
Mastash and all.
That's the kettle calling the pot black.
That's why I said it.
because I'm one of them.
You've definitely had lipstick on.
By the way, just as a...
You've definitely had lipstick on.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like at a photo shoot or something.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or when I went to a Rocky Horror Picture Show party.
Oh, did you do that?
Yeah, I went as the sweet transvestite.
Oh, of course you did.
Photos?
Did you get the tattoo?
There is photos somewhere, yeah.
Mom tattoo?
Oh, they're on Facebook?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's deleted all his Facebook memories.
Oh, all the ones like,
that I have.
Damn.
Rats.
Hot take, Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Better miss, man.
Yeah, not for me.
You and your hot takes today?
It's just, I'm finding this with movies of late.
And I think because I didn't watch them at the time that they were hot, obviously,
whenever Rocky Horror came back out, that I'm like, yeah, I feel like I've kind of missed this.
It's a product of its time.
Yeah.
It was also written by a New Zealander.
It was written by someone from Hamilton.
Oh, yes, and he's got a statue now.
Are you joking?
For the longest time.
I thought that was the labran.
Yeah.
Wow.
Icon.
Let's do the time.
The film is very dated.
But it's got meatloaf on the soundtrack, which is pretty fucking incredible.
Is he in the movie also?
He's in the film.
He's also in Fight Club.
He's in Fight Club.
Full Circle Moment.
Because we're talking about Fight Club earlier today.
He's got big juicy titties.
Yeah, Bob with the Big Boobes.
You could do a, not Fight Club, you could do Rocky Horror Stage show.
Oh, 100%.
Which would be a lot of fun.
It should be a lot of fun.
Or you go to Rocky Horror Picture Show at a cinema.
screening because there are things that people
do. There's all these things people do, like people
bring newspapers, and there's
like the damn it Janet moment and all
of that stuff. It's like a fully like
interactive thing. Oh okay.
Yeah, I'd be more open to the experience.
Also, I don't go a fuck about Rocky Arrow picture show. I don't care if you
go or not. It's just a jump to the left
and then I think to the right
put your hands on your knees
and then you pin it in back.
I think it's one of those things that you can't
like you're welcome to have a hot take on anything.
I don't think you
can have an opinion on something that has been around for so long that everyone loves.
It's like, how are you the first person to decide that it sucks?
No, but I was just sitting there watching it and I'm really trying to be conscious with,
okay, I like this and I'm enjoying this, so I'm going to keep watching this.
And rather than being like, I'm going to force myself to watch this because everyone says that,
this is great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that.
Just consciously think of things, people.
Think with your brain and your heart.
I'm not, Brooke, everyone.
Welcome.
The lipped injectables is getting to my head.
She's here all week.
Me, my cultural.
I'm just fine the perfect song to go out on.
Okay.
I wonder what he's in a house.
Here it is.
In the top.
Thanks guys.
See tomorrow.
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