ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party: Clint mowed down a small woman

Episode Date: September 14, 2026

...at the charity football match.  Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint After Party. Oh, that's my phone. It's you. It's bloody you. It's always me. You know, if you're on a TV set. Yeah. And if your phone goes off during filming, you have to buy the whole crew a beer. That's fair.

A slab. Because you've wasted everybody's time. Yep. And then we all have to go again. Yeah, so you owe everyone a slab. So I owe you a beer and Claudia Correct, that's what I was getting at. Yeah, right.

Yep. So Friday we'll cash in on that, Claude. Excellent. Okay, but if your fucking laptop goes in the middle of a break between now and then, it didn't all day today. No, it didn't. Yeah.

One of the rare opportunities, one of the rare days where it didn't. Hey, I don't mind a bit of laptop Binging and bonging in the background. It shows that we're live. Oh, yeah. It's intentional. Is that what you're saying?

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, right, good. Shout out to our special sponsors who got in behind us for our football match on the weekend. It was very good. Big shout out to the DRAX Project Boys as well. Getting those jingles done for us. It was a team effort, wasn't it? Bree and I were on different teams.

Bree's team won, by the way. Which your team won last year. Yeah. And then my team won this year. Yeah. It was close game, though. But I was on that team last year. Yeah, but I mean the teams were all different.

No. Yeah. I was on the blue team with Graham Henry last. year? Yeah, but all the players were different. And you were on the orange team with Ray went. Yeah, but all the teams, like people in the teams were different. Oh, seriously.

So just the colour and the captain that stays the same? We need to talk about something that happened at the game. Claudia. Oh, fuck. In like the first, in like the first. We should talk about this on the show. We should, which we can. The first 10 minutes that Clint was on the field, right?

You know, he's a Labrador, he's running around, he's excited. He's going nuts. I want to do so good. He wanted to be the hero, the best player on the team And he tries so hard, right? Which is, it's an asset Until it gets a little bit too intense And Clint, no shit

This woman on my team, right? She's standing there innocently. I don't really know how it's happened But all of a sudden I've turned around And Clint has completely flattened This woman to the ground. I reckon she was four foot. 11.

She was so, yeah. Did she have the ball? Yeah. Yes. And Clint crushed this woman. No, no, she didn't have the ball. The ball was going towards her and she was advancing on the ball. And I was like, not on my watch.

Yeah, all's fair. And so Clint steamrolled the bitch. That's how you do a charity game, right? Not shitting you afterwards. Afterwards, she was like, I think I need to get my knee checked. I'm being 10 serious. I was like, holy shit. And then afterwards in the prize giving they were like

And special thanks to our Because it's a celebrity soccer match right So we're all doing it for the charity And we're like you know show up goodwill Then they go and I'm special mention to our board member Who has bravely headed out there to play with you guys today And that was the woman It was her

I thought the same thing I was like oh you've crushed the one person You've crushed the board member from the charity And I said to her I am really sorry You must get it a bit in football though And she goes This is the second time I've ever played football

That poor woman Yeah Yeah And then I did it to Brody Kane as well Did you? Not as bad though Brody can handle it Like it would have been fine if it was like One of the big burly men

But no It was this tiny 4-11 woman It's because they don't have the subtleties required for soccer So all I can do is run hard. Oh, shit. But that's why you don't usually play a co-ed sport. Yeah. You know?

Just the big boys. I was going to pitch to Sam Smith that next year he does a men's and a women's game. Oh, you're going to split it up. Yeah, like you do. Because of me. Yeah. So no one gets hurt. the men's game would get too serious

yeah probably would I I feel like the women being in there makes them calm down a little bit apart from you In a game like that how do you decide who's going to be goalie A volunteer system Yeah and holy shit the goalies I reckon the best players on the field yesterday Except for Sam who organised the whole thing

Who has MS Because it's a fundraiser for multiple sclerosis And he goes guys I'm nominated myself as captain He's blind He's like, fair enough And he goes And I'd like to be goalie

By the way I'm legally blind Yeah And we're like hell yeah Well yeah Do it by feeling only That's great Get it done

Yeah Get in there man Get it done Should have put a bell in the ball I did you see I was bidding on one of the things At the auction And I regret not

Bick going more actually What did you bid on? I bid on the batch The batch at Yeah It was for six people for two nights? Yeah.

I bid 600 bucks and then it got up to 800. That's still a great deal. Which now looking back, it was a pretty good deal. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway. Yeah. Neither Bree or I are walking particularly well today.

It's my calves and my hips and it's your hamstrings. Humstring. Why is it all men's hamstrings? There's got to be some sort of... Men have very tight hamstrings. There's got to be some sort of correlation. Correlation with that. Yeah.

Maybe it's the weight of the balls. God, how big of your balls? The soccer balls? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know who would be really feeling it today? That woman, that Clint's steamrolled. Someone got it on video. I think Brady's mom might have got it on video.

We have to ask you. You know the whole game's video, so I could go, oh my God, I'm so going on. I'm going to go find it. And then I'm going to clip that piece of footage and put it in the podcast group. That's great podcast content. That is good stuff. You slow-mo it as well? So that people experiencing listening to this podcast are going,

oh, I wish I was there to see it. And you can. Oh, so kind of Clint to volunteer as time for multiple sclerosis. Bang! Nailed her. It was the biggest collision of the game, wasn't it? I think so. By far.

I think so, yeah. Bar none. Poor woman. Didn't see it coming. Well, she'll think twice next year before she volunteers to raise money for multiple school. That's the last thing she thought would have happened yesterday. Oh, God. It could have been a lot worse.

Silver lining, yeah. You could have wore a mouth guard as well like last year. Nerd. To be she wishes she had one. I was going to say she needed one. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram. On Instagram, TikTok. and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.