ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party: Clint's farewell speech for Ella

Episode Date: September 10, 2026

It's the final countdown to Producer Ella's last day. Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After party. Duh. Hello everybody. What's happening? And welcome to Ella's final countdown. Sayo! There are Ella Surrent, Shippard. Podcasts remaining in this as one of them.

No, use her full name. Ella. Hinitirangi Surinth, Shippet, the vegan podcast left. Nairn. Anything I want to say? Any second to last words? Any second to last words? I got a headache.

Nice. That'll go down an imp for me. Yeah. Yeah, nice. I don't know, man. I've got nothing left. You got nothing left? No, it's that nervous energy, you know?

You want to rip the band-aid off in a way. We're going for drinks tomorrow after the show. Yeah. We're going for drinks before the show, actually, so fucking strap in. And after the show. And after the show. And during the show? No.

No. Well, not for Ella. No, Ella can... Ella's going to have one drink before the show, wondering after the show, and she'll be done. And then she'll be hung over for three days. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm... I don't want to talk a big game, but I'm ready. A whatever. You say this every time. You were going to have a big game on last Saturday, and you left at 7pm. No, I didn't know a big game. She's putting in the legwork, okay?

She's getting... She's getting ready. She's psyching herself up. She's having big, big sniffes of her mum to get. ready for tomorrow night. That's right. She's going to bring one of her mum's dirty t-shirts. And her little sniffer liquor t-shirt.

Yeah. Some people go to the bathroom for a sniff of a different kind during a party. Ella's going to go for a sniff of her mum's dirty t-shirt. Ew were. I mean, that's so fine. I'm okay with that. I need to behave. I did not behave last week.

Did you get Lydia McTitty? Oh. I just haven't drunk in so long. Who was there with her? I saw her briefly but then I left her to her own device. You shouldn't have left her. I was a chaos merchant.

You didn't have a minder. I told the girls. Did you do your first ever hungover parenting? No, no, no, no, I wasn't hungover. But I was just causing chaos at this party and I don't know why. Like fun chaos. Not like, yeah, like,

it was fun, right, girls? Yeah, it was funny. I was fun. Yeah, I'll tell you after. I don't really. want to say it because I don't want to incriminate myself. Did you sniff the hand towel? Did you?

I did. That's Bree's thing. She goes to your house. You'll sniff the hand towel. Did it pass the test? No, did not touch that fucking hand towel. I'd tell you that for free. Did you sniff the hand towel at my house when you came over?

I didn't go the toilet at yours. Yeah. But I would have. At my birthday at my house, did you sniff my hand towel? Yep. I sure did. I sure did. I don't even bother to sniff a hand towel if it looks real wet.

You know when you've got heaps of people around? And it's just sopping wet? Wipe it on your jeans. Yep. I wipe it on people's towels. That's the point. That's worse. And their body towel.

Oh, yeah. Do you sniff the towel before you wipe your hands on it? Yeah, when it looks fairly clean. That's fine. Is it? Oh, well. And someone's gooch that you're putting on your hand. Yeah.

Oh, well. I'm not the wiser. But a-hole. But a hole. I was going to bring content for this podcast But I think it's just online stuff That I saw Yeah, go

But I thought it's so good I could pitch it tomorrow for the show Ooh We'll be the judge of it For Ella's final show Yeah my laughing is a good content In the show For her final show

I assumed she was doing Every break tomorrow Solo plan But we'll do it I enjoyed her break She got on the show Earlier in the week Which was

Can you Can you understand these Gen Z sayings that are all millennial say? Yeah, that kind of flop. Oh, fuck I hate it. It was so funny. I like want to be good at content. No, sorry, I didn't mean to knock your content. No, we were not knocking it.

I agree. That's not a strict. I have other strength. That wasn't your fault. It was Gen Z leading your Australia. Yeah, that one wasn't an Allocontent. It was the right content, but it was Gen Z. Claiming us.

Our stuff again. Classic gag. Who's going to be the first Gen Z to read the news on TV? Have you guys thought about that? Because we have millennial news readers. There are. There's this Lucy Bendel chick who does TVNZ breakfast. She's a journalist.

It'll be a real tipping point, you know, when we see it. We'll be like, why is this child telling me information? Why is she dabbing on the screen? How does she know about the world? Yeah. What time will we do this special? Because I've written speeches for you all. The wank session.

Yeah, the wank session on air. What time will that be tomorrow so my mum can listen? Clint's like, can you know. Don't bury it. You wrote speeches for us. I did, and they're quick. Okay, okay. Probably because it needs to feel like it's at the end of the show,

but I don't want it to be way at the end of the show. So I'm imagining maybe like $5.50. I'll take it. That's prime time, baby. I like $5.40, but $5.50 is fine. Okay, you can have $540. Split the difference, $5.45. $5.40?

That's pretty prime time. Wait, what'd she want originally? No, she wants $5. He said 5.50. Isn't it funny how we all know? Like there's a understanding. So people listening, obviously, we do a four-hour drive show. So we do three, four, five, six.

And what would you say is prime real estate in the show, Clint? What is the crem de la creme? Right from five until 540. They are the brakes where you want to be because people are in their cars driving home. Or I would say three till three. 30. Yeah. Because people are picking up their kids.

But it'd be weird for Ella to do her farewell speeches at 10 past 3 when there's 3 and a half hours of the show. It's like cool. Okay, Ella. We could pepper them throughout the show. Oh, that's fun. No, no, no, no. Absolutely not.

Why not? Don't torture Clint more than what we already are. Don't torture that, no, it's not me. It is you. Don't know, it's not me. No, don't torture the listeners of this show. The listeners love Ella. No, I didn't.

say they didn't love Ella. They love her. Why do you hate her so much? When are you doing the speech to me? What time will that be? Do we need to be on air in one minute and there's a perfect out for you? I'll do your speech right now. Oh, God.

See ya. Love it. Now do we break for lunch? Don't say anything. That's the best. If that's the leaving speech, it can be at 5 o'clock. That's so funny. The music.

Good shit. Oh, my God. You're funny, Clint. Far out. Right, well, strap in, everybody. One more podcast to come. Get your messages in to the Bree and Clint Facebook group. Okay, get your messages in because we're removing Ella from the group on Saturday.

Damn. But she can re-add herself as a list of. Yeah, and then you have to come in as a fan. Give the approval. Oh, no. Do you need to be on air in 10 seconds? Oh, shit. See you guys tomorrow.

Bye.