ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party: Clint's getting a murse
Episode Date: September 9, 2026Producer Ella is prepping for her fancy new job and thinks a backpack might not cut it. Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.See omnys...tudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I'm having a party put two
Good evening everybody
Well it is for us anyway
How you going?
Welcome to the Brie and Clint After Party
Welcome welcome welcome
Our producer Ella
Oh she's got something for the podcast
Who said she's gone
No who said she is gone soon
Said she has something for us
A question
Yeah
You know how I have a backpack
At this place
And I bring my laptop and stuff to work
in a backpack? I didn't know you a nerd.
No, I wasn't aware that you had a backpack.
And I'm just realizing that I never see you arrive
and I never see you leave.
You're just realizing that?
Yeah.
Bro.
I've seen her leave.
Yeah.
I leave sometimes.
Wait, what's your backpack look like?
It's just black and it's ugly.
I have a backpack too.
Your backpack's nice.
I love my backpack, even though the zip broke.
A little backpack.
What's the question?
Can you take your new backpack to your new professional workplace?
Well, my question is I do want to get a new bag for my new job.
but is a backpack appropriate for an actual
corporate
You should get a handbag like Clint Scott
It's a satchel
Sorry Clint calls it a satchel
Thank you very much
I call it a man purse
Indiana Jones more one
But yeah you know what I mean guys
I had a guy I used to work with
Who works here now actually
He went for a
You don't know him
He went for a holiday in Isolate
And he came back with a
man bag
A man purse.
An Italian leather man bag.
And it was definitely
verging more on the handbag side of them.
And he loved it so much.
Some men can pull them off.
Because there was a real boom in man bags
in the 2010.
I think they're back now.
Why is it such a like men versus women thing?
Like when did that become a thing?
That women have a bag that they carry stuff around.
And men must have a briefcase.
That's what I mean heaven forbid men have a bag.
Bree, we live in a society
We live in a society
But isn't that weird to think about
Like how it's like oh, men can't have this
Because that's gay
Yeah
It's just crazy
And that's the worst thing you can be
Yeah, oh my God
So
You really believed that we did it
Wow
So Ella
You've got to remember Ella
You're not going in as the CEO
No I know that
But I don't know
I don't know what I'm walking into
Yeah I know
You don't want to become like
A boring corporate person
You still want to have the essence of you
Yeah, I want a backpack
But who are you?
If you want a backpack
A bit of an existential crisis
About how professional she needs to be
If you want a backpack
Then have a backpack
There's nothing wrong with having a backpack
I just want to be taken seriously
Show me your backpack
It's very nice
It's a sleek one
No it's nice
There's nothing wrong with that
Nothing wrong with your backpack
It's just an open and flumpy right now
Yeah
Close it up
I can't see it from here.
She's so short that we can't see her backpack over the computer screen.
There's nothing wrong with that is your work bag.
You don't need to go buy a new bag.
Do you look a bit like a bicycle courier?
Yes.
Sure.
But is there anything wrong with that?
No.
And will you be wearing it around the office?
No.
I'll be a sexy laptop case.
It changed my life.
I'm not going to lie.
Change my life when I went from a bloody satchel to a backpack.
Like, oh, just carrying it.
laptop in a backpack, like just so much.
So, like, I don't want to go on the side shoulder, because it'll hurt me.
I'm actually thinking about getting a Mers.
Yeah, get one.
A large Mers.
I'm all four men having Murses.
A large designer Merserker Mers.
A Mirk and purse.
A Mirkin purse.
You know what's crazy?
Like, obviously, because, like, you said, Claudia, it'd be like, gay.
But gay men are actually the hottest, best dressed.
Exactly.
Like, coolest men.
No, I know some Muggos.
Yeah.
Oh, do you?
Yeah, some don't dress well.
I feel like it's quite unusual for gay men to be Uggos.
I'm just joking.
They're all hot.
But do you know what I mean?
They are all hot.
Yeah, they are all hot and all fit.
Yeah.
Topic change.
No, I haven't finished.
You know who does a good man bag?
Mosquino?
No, person.
Oh.
Jacob All righty.
He can pull it off for sure.
Begone.
Probably is a Birken.
He does.
Yeah.
What are you going?
No, actually not a burken, but he has like.
designer bags
that would be nice
yeah he's got good style doesn't he
anyway topic change allot
okay I'll just ask a question you can say yes or no
have you watched adults yet
no okay
it's on my list I'm watching Collins
from a count column from account
I'm watching attack on Titan
attack on Titan what's that
and anime
no everyone's watching it at the moment
no they're not
no I'm not
in the office they are the girls are
no that's because me and Katie
Katie she got me into it now she wants to rewatch it
all gay men are watching it
Yeah, all the gay men are watching a tap on Titan.
I'm watching DTF St. Louis that Brie put me on to.
What's that about?
It's hard to tell yet because I've only watched the first episode.
Give me the elevator pitch.
It gets weirder and we're there.
Famous news, weatherman befriends another guy at the network
and convinces him to get on this Swingers app.
Ooh, that sounds fun.
And then one of them dies.
Spoiler!
And then I assume the show is going to be finding out how the guy died.
Okay, what is that on?
It's on HBO
So you could watch it on HBO Max
Which is on Amazon
Oh well
I have
I have I'll
I'm on Disney
At the moment
That's about it
Are you proud of me
I cancelled all my subscriptions
Good job
That's a good way to do it
Yeah good way to send money
Cancel everything
Reset
And just get one
And then watch everything
That you get on that one
Yeah and then switch to another one
Yeah
I'm watching all the Marvel movies
Captain America fantastic
One two
And three
Have you watched
the Winter Soldier.
Yeah.
Who's your favourite Marvel character?
Oh, okay.
Either Spider-Man or Iron Man.
Every time I watch Iron Man, I start kicking my feet.
And Ryan's like, you fucking love this.
He's so cool, though.
But Iron Man would not be as cool if it wasn't Robert Downey Jr.
And then a suit comes to him.
It's so cool.
Like, there's a chance it could be as cool.
Yeah.
But a huge part of his coolness is Robert Downey's.
100%.
So, Dune's day will be really interesting because he's coming back,
but is a different character.
Yeah, that's so shit.
I know, but part of me's hoping that he's not into that.
You can't play two characters in the same franchise.
That's fine.
He's like playing two characters on Home and Away.
He can go play something in DC, but not Marvel.
And these nuts.
Nice, you got him.
Yeah.
You know what DC stands for, Ella?
Dick Chomp.
Oh, sorry.
D's nuts on your chin.
Nice.
Oh my gosh.
Does it?
Does it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man, I've been using it wrong
What have you been doing with your chin?
Have you been putting too smart?
Fuck, this is a dumb podcast.
What do you mean?
This has been the best one for a long time.
What are you called nuts on a wall?
What?
Wall nuts.
What do you call nuts on a chest?
Chis nuts.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
Anyway, we got to get out of here.
It smells like, you got to get out of here.
Yeah, it's fucking smells like up cool guy in here.
One more thing.
What's that?
It smells like up cool guy in here.
What is that?
Okay, let's go loser.
Can you smell that?
It smells like up cool guy.
Oh my God.
It does smell like up cool girl.
It does, eh?
It smells more like up dog to me.
I haven't even shown you what's been in my pocket all day.
All right, fuck this pocket.
See you later.
I'm having a party.
Oh, I'm happy.
What's up cool guy?
Not much, Bree.
You're welcome.
We didn't make it better.
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