ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party: Introducing Ellie to Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

Episode Date: October 1, 2026

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Are we ready? I have a pan. I have an apple. Apple pen. I have a pan. Pen pineapple, apple pans. Welcome to the podcast, everyone. And I'd forgotten about it.

I have not heard that in years. It became a thing where we would do it. And producer Ella, who obviously didn't live through that I was like, I hate this. I don't know what you guys are doing. And we're just enraged her so much. Oh, good times. Welcome to the podcast, guys.

Ellie's here. Hello. I'm here. We're all here. We're all here. I thought today I'd forgotten Claude that we were going to call my Arnie Sherle's landline number. Oh, yeah.

Which we've done once. Yeah, she didn't pick up. She didn't pick up. She didn't answer phone. And the new game on the podcast is every now and then we're just going to call the landline until she answers. Can we talk to Arnie Shill?

Can we talk to Arnie Shill? She's on the landline. Let's give her a bill. It's Arnie Shill. Annie Shul. Beautiful. Okay.

Should I give you the number? Yeah, okay. We can do that. So calling Australia Claude. Yeah. 0.61. You fade her up? Yeah.

Do we get anything? Imagine if she's answered right now. I don't need to be on another button, eh? No. Nah. Hello? Oh, that's... Hang on.

That's right. That's the bloody answering machine. But it didn't even ring. Yes, weird. We didn't hear any rings. Nah. Let down. I'll put them in post.

Can you record some now? Okay. Your voices. I have. Really good one from you. That was awful for me. You tried so much. So much if it went into that.

Far out. Okay, well, that's another loss. Oh, man. No honey, Shirley on the land. line unfortunately. One day we will get her. One day we'll give Shil a whirl. We'll give Shirl a burl on the old telephone, eh?

God, does anyone got anything else they want to do? Cover on the podcast? Hmm. What? I feel like I had something, but yeah. I know what we had to talk about. We need to say thanks to Greg. Oh, I know your name's Craig, but I call you Greg.

It's Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. His name's Greg.

He's Greg to me. He's Greg to me. Yeah. He's Greg. He's Greg in my heart. Big thanks to Greg. Yeah. Who made a very saucy photo.

He did. Of us three as I'm calling us the McLeod's cousins on the podcast family group. Yeah. We look good. I think we look. We should be cast. I agree. The reboot.

You know they're making a reboot. Sorry. Ellie. That was a burp from Ellie. I tried to like lean that. Didn't remember. A blast off. And they're making a reboot.

We could be the next McLeod's cousins. They could be, we could be actually. I can't ride a horse. I mean, I mean, you could chuck me on it, but I'll probably fall off.

That's not what you're about to see. I'm sorry. I'm cowboys. Yep. What can I do? Oh, I can't. I have seen it in the flesh.

Yeah. Float. Which we now call it float. Fuck, that was so dangerous. In hindsight. In hindsight. Fuck, that was dangerous. What were you doing?

I cracked a full whip on stage while Clint was there DJing. Oh my God. And did a full round house, round the world crack of the, I think I did it a couple of times. It was amazing. It was amazing. It was our finale because we weren't allowed fire. It was ridiculous. That was funny.

That was all my favourite things ever. Oh, I wish I got to go to that. That was such a fun story. Yeah, that one was probably one my favourite ever. Same. Same. Yeah. It was so.

So you went to L.A. We did. Actually, that was a close one too, actually. That was pretty good as well. That's my favorite trip. I got to go to Rotorua once. That was pretty cool. Yeah, we took it to the local RSA.

It was in my first week and I was like, this is amazing. What a treat. Ellie gets to go to LA. Claude gets to go to Rotorua. Yeah, sorry, Claude. No, I think your favorite trip would be LA, but favorite one day kind of like, you know, story would be the flow.

a lot of story. It went across a few weeks. Hot mess express for those of you who keep track of story arcs on this show. Yes. What would yours be, Claw? This is so interesting.

Like different producers, different eras. Yeah, true. I did enjoy your honorary Kiwi. That was fun. We did a week of challenges and then that big thing at the end. The after party, it was so fun. And I came to that.

It was the first time I met Ellie, actually. Oh, you're cute. It was from across the room and I was like, there she has in real life. That was pretty cool. That was cool. You have to be proud of the Brie and Clint roast. Oh, 100%.

That was pretty, right. You know, when something just, like, actually comes together and works and it's all your hard work and time. Yeah. And that was pretty special. There was a big night, a big lead up. Yeah. That's right. Here we go.

This is our original song from the Hot Mess Express. So I just want to reminisce. A bit of a long intro, eh? Yeah. Talking about yourself. It builds. There's people who listen to this podcast that still listen to this when they run. Oh, legends.

And Kings, like, producing it for you. It was amazing. You had the boat horn in the middle. Do you remember that? Oh, I love it. I love that whole set that you played, actually. The whole set. We should find it.

We should actually. I think I had it on, like, it's like on a sound cloud somewhere. I think. Here comes the drop. Send it 4,000 people Oh, Lake Tiki Tiki Tafoo Woo!

Yeah shit, this is a good time And we played high school musical as a part of the set It was amazing There was like Fisher in the set Oh there was so, oh there was Poir So there was like some Altaroa tribute Pitbull, yes

Oh bloody times Isn't ex-producer Ben still collecting the royalties from this? Yes, he is Yes he is Excuse me, I never saw any of that Neither did you What? You know what? Oh my God, I have never told you this.

Yeah. So you know, holy shit. So he collected all the royalties from this song. How much is it? So when he left the show, we all went out to dinner at the Botswana butchering. And you spent it. And he spent all the money, which was like $350. And I didn't get invited.

You didn't get a lot. True story. That's a quarter of that. It's mine. Yeah. Take it up with him. I will actually. I'm going to hit him up.

about that. Did you take kings at least? Nah. Bloody producer and a stage room being there for five minutes ago. Yeah, what? Yeah. Nah, fair enough.

That's fine. I'll take it. I did leave you. I guess it's fair. That's so funny. It's actually like, not bad though. Not bad royalties, you know, for a little silly song.

Pretty good. How much do you reckon the Christmas song's getting? Because that's on my game. Oh, yeah, the Christmas song. Shake your tinsel tits. Oh, yes. I did love that one too. I was not there for that, but I did see it.

I did see it. I'd love to hear from the people in our podcast family. What was your favorite, like story arc or like thing? Like Venut. What are these ones I did? Yeah, what else is there called that you've done? We've done Dish of the Nation. Oh, yeah, yep.

We went to the Gold Coast once. That was fun. That's cool. Oh, that trip was awful. I cried so much. Oh, no, why? It was literally within my first month, they were like, cool, do this whole thing. and it was just really poorly organized.

I love the Gold Coast. They put us on the... Gold Coast was amazing. They put us on the earliest flight. So we're at the airport at like three in the morning. And then we get to the Gold Coast and we said to them, we're going to get to the Gold Coast at like 8.30. Can you make sure our hotel is available?

Yeah. And I was wearing flannelette fucking pajamas as a part of like this funny bit. Yeah, we'll get her. We're ugly pajamas on the plane. And they were like cheat ones. So they stunk by the time I got off the plane. and then our hotel, they were like, nah, you're not allowed until 2 o'clock.

Oh, no. I got there a day early, but the broadcast kit that I had to set up was missing pieces. Oh, that's right. And you had to go, like, find them. Yeah, I was like, bawling my eyes. I was like, let everyone down. Yeah, they weren't there for another 24 hours.

I think we got there and you got there and showered in my room. Yes. It was the only one with a room. Did a huge shit in Claudia's room. I felt so bad. But I was like, I had nowhere else to go. You got to go. Yeah.

Oh, that sucks. That was like one of your first, experiences on the show. Upwards from there, though, baby. Yeah, onwards and upwards right. What else? Have we done? What are the other big things that we've done?

There's so many and I can't remember a single one. Same. Yeah. I'm trying to think if I can think from the outside. Nah, I've only got memories of my time here. Yeah. Fair enough. The whole chip story arc was cool.

Oh, that's cool. Yeah. What else was? Anyway, the podcast people always remember stuff better than we do. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Let us know. But yeah, if you want to have your say, we'd love to hear it. Remeness with us. And I think we're done.

Okay, I think we're... This is how we should go out. Yeah. One more time. It scratches my brain so good. Me too. It's quite fun, eh? I have a pan. I have an apple. I have a pen.

Apple pen. Apple pen. Pineapple pen. Pan. Pineapple apple pen. All right, we'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.