ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party: Italians love Producer Claud

Episode Date: October 28, 2026

Lying about your age is all good aye? Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi everybody, welcome to the after party where Brie has something she would like to talk about. Oh, do I? You said, remind me I've got something I want to do on the podcast. Wasn't that yesterday? No, it was today. Wasn't it yesterday? I think it was yesterday. I wanted her to tell a joke.

Oh, that is what it was. Yeah. What am I a bloody joke telling monkey? Yeah, dance monkey. Update for you before we get to the joke. Oh, I don't care about the gym. I rang the bank today And I think I may have went too far

Where they were like, Do you want to put in like a complaint? What's it called? Hold on, I've got the email here. Lodge a protest to get your money back. Lodger, yeah, a dispute request. Oh, yeah. And I said, oh, yeah, for the last one that came out

because I've got in writing that it shouldn't have. And now it's accidentally gone through for all of the payments. And I was like, no. And now I need to call the bank back. No, fuck him. Honestly. This is a mess.

You've been trapped in a Ponzi scheme from the start. Yeah, I mean, that's true. You know what? When they contact you and they're like, why are you taking all our money back? You should take 10 to 15 business days to reply to them. I mean, that's a great point. You guys are making a lot of sense.

Anyway, shout out to Rianan, my personal PA, who messaged me this morning telling me to call the bank. Really? Yeah. She's the best. Do we put birthday banger in the podcast? Yeah. We do.

Rianna's in the podcast today. Riannin. Riann. She called up from Australia. How do you do that? Like, how did she call? We call Australia every day. Talk to your parents.

I'd like to call a radio station. I think it's literally our 0-800 number with the New Zealand dialing code in front. Like 6-4. Yeah. Plus 6-4-800. Just costs. You drop the 0. Oh, so it's plus 6-4-800.

800. Yeah, right. I'll say that. Dile's had it. Genius. Anyway, Grace wants to hear this joke. Actually, does Grace want to hear the joke? I think I've been forced into it, but like I'm chilling, guys.

Is it because you think the joke's awful, Claudia? No, I genuinely think it's really funny. Okay. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, hold on. Did I ever tell you about the time I told my partner, Sophia, about how I drove a car made out of spaghetti? Oh, fuck, you fuck.

it up. No, that's right. No. Okay, all right. Hey! Sorry, sorry. How I drove a car made out of spaghetti. No, we've never talked about this. We never talked about that? No.

She didn't believe me. She was like, bullshit as if, but you should have seen the look on her face when I drove past her. That was good. That was good. Thank you, Grace. I'm proud of you. Thank you. That was worth staying around.

Staying around. You're still at work No, I'm saying like staying around in this job with you guys Oh Are you sitting around in this job? You've been every week And I consider leaving every day But that's one more week

Let me know when you're really on the edge And I'll give you my pie joke Okay Oh you save that one Yeah Do I know that one? Yeah I don't know

Bree's got three jokes You've heard it Yeah You have three I have no jokes Yeah I've got three go-toes It's good to have a joke in the chamber At all times

You never know when you're going to going to meet a kid. Yeah, you got to pull it out. I mean, oh, that's out of bad. That's out of bad. No. Was that one of your jokes? No.

That's what the kid said when Clinton did. That wasn't a good. Free! I love the podcast. You can say whatever you want. Gross. What else do you guys want to talk about? Don't talk about our feelings?

No. We can talk about nuts. No. And seeds. Why are you so chetty today? Yeah. I don't know. What's wrong with that?

No, nothing's wrong with that. It's just an anomaly. I don't know. Let's talk about Claudia's love life. Yeah. Oh, it's non-existent. It's not there to talk about. When was the last time you went on a date?

Literally earlier this year, but like a long time ago this year. I think you need to get back out there. I'm tired, honestly. Do you know I met someone today when I was getting my hair? God, does your wife know? Hot Italian man who cannot find what he's looking for on the dating apps.

He said he cannot find... How old is he? 29. Yeah. A bit young for Claude. Tattoos. He said he's willing, he said ideally, he said it's an Italian accent. He's from Sardinia.

And he said... The aircocts. Untrustworthy Sardinian. Are they slippery Sardinians? I'm joking. He said ideally someone his age or younger, but he goes, for the right woman, I would go up to 33. Guys, I'm in.

I love him already. What's he looking for? He doesn't like blondes. Okay, that's good. Or bisexuals. He's not, because the lady who's cutting my hair was like, why are you so serious? Why don't you just have a bit of fun? And he goes, I have had enough fun.

I've had, he goes, I've had plenty of fun. I want to find a good woman. I want to see what he looks like. I thought he was handsome. Yeah. Good hair. That's important. So important, especially if you work at a hairdressers.

Do you remember his name? No. It was an attractive name? No. He cuts hair. I want to say his name was Fabrizio. Wasn't that. I don't know what it was, but it wasn't that.

Wait, so he was the hair cutter. He, like, worked at the barbershop. He was one of the hair cutters. Yes, we can send Claudia down. I need a haircut. Did he have facial hair? Yeah. Yeah, I think he had stubble.

Are they doing ladies' hair in that place? I'd say nah. I get my mustache wax there though. Okay, cool. They do mine? You can get my haircut. I've had your haircut. I'll have the Clint.

Don't do that because you'll pull it off more than Clint and then he'll get jealous. Yeah, anyway, just because the lady who was cutting my hair, she's crack up. I love her. She came to our roast. And she was like, you've got to send all the. the hot chicky babes from ZDiam over. I need to go see this guy. Yeah, I would like to see him too just for a little scouting.

Across the road, yeah. I'm going to do a drop, a walk by one day. Just to catch a glimpse. Yeah. And then we can bring back our feedback. And maybe Claudia will be going on a date. I'll bring my business card. I reckon, I reckon.

Shit. I'll catch, guys. I reckon light him and just. say you're 29. Okay. I could be 27. Lie to him. Is that the best foot to start off from?

Yeah, why are we lying about age? Man's looking for a wife. This is wifeing material. That's why material. It's either, you know, I think it'll be a good life lesson for him. Don't trust women. Whatever he says, I'll say yes. What is like 42?

I've seen that trick before where people are like, if you want your partner to decide what's for dinner, but they don't. You say to them, you go, guess where I'm taking you for dinner? and they go oh my god where and you go no you have to guess and they'll go are you taking me to blah blah blah blah and you go yes and then you just then you just go there genius unless they go oh you're going to take me the best place again aren't you yeah you just do that that um that quote from that Jennifer Lawrence movie I just turned 29 recently okay last year so so you're 30 yeah 32 See tomorrow, guys.