ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party New Year's Day Special- 1st January 2024

Episode Date: December 31, 2023

HAPPY NEW YEAR! We're holding ourselves accountable for our New Year's resolutions this year. Most of us didn't achieve the ones we set last year, but this year is our year. Hope you had a safe and fun New Year's Day wherever you are! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

F party, F party, F party, F party, F party Hey everybody, special Bri and Clint after party to get you through the summer break Well we're not on here, is it New Year's Day today Claude? It's New Year's Day, Happy New Year's Day Happy New Year's Day 2024 Happy New Year's guys, fuck I'm hungover Big night

I'm fucking hungover Thank you God I'm definitely, wherever I am in the world I'm going to be feeling like shit today Yeah I'll be asleep New Year's Oh yeah New Year's God, I'm definitely, wherever I am in the world, I'm going to be feeling like shit today. Yeah, I'll be asleep. New Year's. Oh, yeah. New Year's.

Resolutions. New Year's. New Year's. We're talking about New Year's resolutions on this podcast. What was yours last year? I know exactly what it is. And did you achieve it? No. Oh.

My same New Year's resolution that I have every year. Oh, well, that's not going to help. What, what? Get rich, get ripped, get retired. One day. I always like to set myself a real achievable New Year's resolution. So what? I think it's like, you know, I'm trying to change people's minds

on what a New Year's resolution should be. So mine, actually, at the start of this year, I think it was something like, eat more Italian food. Oh yeah, and then you went to Italy. And then I went to Italy, so I achieved that. You manifested. Yeah. That's fun. That's a fun New Year's resolution. Yeah. So what are

you setting as this year's New Year's resolution? I was just kind of looking around for ideas on that. I haven't settled on anything yet. But, I mean, this is being recorded in the past. I've still got time. Like, it's not New Year's Day. Do you have to start your New Year's resolution from New Year's Day?

I feel like that's what makes it less achievable. Because if you haven't done it immediately, then you're put off. You're already setting yourself up for disaster. I feel like it should start the 1st of February. I feel like it should start as soon as you think about it you should just start doing it yeah if it's something you need to chip away at yeah i'm doing that now like we're recording this you know not new year's in december yeah we're here live um i'm trying to uh eat one fruit at least one fruit a day oh that's good that's a good one i like that one Do you not eat one fruit a day? I think I've dropped off

the bandwagon. It's easy in summer when there's nectarines and everything. But in winter it's just like apples. I had to stop eating apples. I'm trying to get back into it. I couldn't eat them properly. He eats them too fast. I eat them too fast because they gross me out.

Apples gross you out. Apples are the least gross fruit. Why do they gross you out? Fruit grosses me out. Why? But bananas are way grosser than apples. Yeah, bananas I can eat a banana in like six seconds flat and it's gone. Yeah you can. I just can't. I don't

mind fruit, I don't mind fruit, I don't mind the Adira fruit or the taste of fruit but as soon as it's opened in my mind it starts decaying and I have to get rid of it. Did to go into my body did you hear all our gay listeners yeah you can big bananas too

not those little bobby bananas you're doubling down not those lady fingers god the boys are going to be after you how weird is lady fingers

is a name for a banana by the way yeah it is weird are they the ones with the wax on them? Nah. What are they? We don't have those ones in New Zealand.

Oh. I know what you're talking about. The red wax. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we have those back home. Yeah. Is okra also called ladyfingers? Okra?

Okra. Okra. Okra Winfrey. No. Claudia, what's your New Year's resolution? So far we're at get ripped, get rich, get retired. Yeah. Ella is going to...

Eat a piece of fruit today. I want to be... I want to get rich and then I want to get ripped and then I want to get retired. Yeah, boy, my girl. Welcome to the Clint Roberts School of Getting Ripped, Getting Rich, Getting Retired. But I'm going to make it happen.

Maybe not the retire part. I don't want to retire. I'll get rich and ripped and then fine. You don't want to retire? I do, but it's probably not going to happen. If you're ripped and rich, you can retire. I'll work on getting ripped because that's probably the most achievable out of those things. I know mine are vapid, but it's nice to have goals.

It's always good to have something to work towards. Right, so you don't actually have one and Bree doesn't actually have one. No, I think I'm tossing up ideas. One of them is get my nails and toes done at least once a month, which would be way too expensive. Once a month? Yeah, once a month or maybe just whenever

I need it to. Your toes don't need that much doing. They don't even see the sunlight for nine months a year. In summer they do, because you cannot like, there's been times where I'm like I cannot wear Birkenstocks right now. Or just get them done more often because that's something I used to do for myself which made me feel good and I never do it anymore unless I've got like an event.

So maybe do that or learn how to use a jackhammer. Oh, that's fun. Now that you've bought a house, you might have some concrete that needs taking up. There's heaps of concrete. This is why it's my, that's fun. Yeah. Now that you've bought a house, you might have some concrete that needs taking up. There's heaps of concrete. This is why it's my New Year's resolution. There's heaps of concrete that I'm just going to fucking destroy. I'm going to fucking destroy that entire driveway.

Oh, can I please help you with your backyard? Yeah. I'm so excited. You can come over and dig some stuff. I'll make you guys some lemonade. Genuinely. Keen. Oh, that's fun.

No, margaritas, please. We need to knock down a heap of bush though Ella. We've got a heap of work to do mate. I'll get my mum's. It's a breeding ground mosquitoes. Hedge trimmers? No the edge trimmer. Oh weed whacker. Weed whacker. Yeah it's overgrown. I know I'm happy

to take advantage of the edge trimmers. I'll bring my weed whacker and we can weed whacker together. I'm so excited. You know in Australia what we call a weed whacker? If you know it, don't say it. We'll see if they know. Do you guys know? Is it something dirty?

It's equally as weird as weed whacker. Yeah. Bush. Nah, more Aussie. Nah. Oh, more Aussie. What do we call a weed whacker in Aussie? You'll never get it because it doesn't make any sense.

A weed whacker. Kangaroo. No. We call it. A chomper. Womper. No. We call it. A chomper. Womper. Chomper womper. Close. It's close. We call it a whippersnipper.

Oh, I love it. Whippersnipper. I love the name. Weed whacker, whippersnipper. It's good. I'll bring my water blaster and I'll do whatever concrete for you. Yes! It's a water blaster? Well, I stole it.

I love gardening. I'll cook you all pasta because I've got to eat all Italian food as part of my line trimmer. Yes! You got water blaster? Well, I stole it, but yeah. Oh, I love gardening. I'll cook you all pasta because I've got to eat all Italian food as part of my New Year's resolution. We've obviously got lots of jobs to do, so let's get out there, guys. It's a brand new year. It's 2024. Let's go, Richard! So we'll see you back on the radio very soon.

New Year's. Have fun ordering Uber Eats today. The amount of Uber Eats that would be ordered on New Year's. Have fun ordering Uber Eats today. The amount of Uber Eats that would be ordered on New Year's Day. Really? Yeah. Oh, hangovers, yeah. Yeah.

I want the stats. It'd be everywhere. See you guys. Bye, guys. ZM's brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.