ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party: Producer Ella's final day

Episode Date: September 11, 2026

RIP Ella. Not dead, just dead to us. Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey everybody. Welcome to the final after party that will feature our friend Ella. Start the music. Well, I wouldn't say, we'll ever. Yeah, I could come back. The final after party that will ever feature producer Ella. There you go. Junior producer Ella. I'm sure we'll call and bother her about something.

Intern producer, sound good Ella. You know, in a year we'll call her to remind her the time she air-checked all of us her first week on the job. Yeah, check in. I'm not going to do that in my new one. I still can't find that audio, by the way. I think you deleted it. I wonder if I ever posted it. Maybe I saved it from... Surely someone in our podcast group would have found it by now.

Yeah. Because I had an idea this week to find that audio and then play it on the radio. It would have been great. As Ella's Big Farewell. I wondered if you guys were going to do that. But I think it's gone forever. And it's just a memory. Well, I will give 100.

to any of the podcast listeners, if you ever do come across it. I'll double it. A hundred more of three dollars. Clint? Yeah, I'll put 100 of three dollars in, too. Wait, what? I put a dollar. Wait, what?

Speaking of podcast listeners, it's Greg all this time. I don't want to make this about me, but I told you so. It's not Craig. G-R-E-I-G. Well, it's probably Craig. A-I-G. We thought it could be Greg. Greg.

He wrote a very heartfelt farewell to Ella. It was very nice. He did the big reveal. He said, by the way, it's just Greg. It was very, very well done, Greg. Might be the most flamboyant way to write Greg. Yeah. It's good.

I wondered why he's never clarified. He's always going to be Greg to be. How fabulous. Where is Greg from? Canada. Question mark. Canada. Canada.

I feel confident, but then I was like... You did not sound confident. I don't know. I'm going to say Canada, lock it in. Bree's back, she's giving me 100 if I'm right. By the way, by the way, we're recording this before the show today. We never record this before the show, so we actually haven't said our farewells to Ella yet. No.

So it could go horribly wrong. And there's actually still time for Ella to change her mind. Although the boss has given her a farewell gift at the staff drinks. But I mean, great way to get some gifts through. And shout at everybody the mandatory one farewell drink. Yep. Yeah, no more than one. So.

That was nice, though. That was very sweet. I got an ASOP voucher from everyone. Yeah. You're going to smell so good. I can't. You're going to be lush. That was very cool.

So, so if you're looking for soppy goodbyes, you'll probably find them in the actual show podcast. Yes. That's what I'm getting at. Yeah. Okay. I'm trying to go as long as I can before I truly, truly comprehend and what's the word? Process. Process.

the fact that this is Ella's last day. Guys, I think I'm actually broken. I don't feel like I'm going to cry today. That's okay. I cried on Monday though. And it was still in an entire week. You cried during the show. I just sit on the ground so that you guys couldn't see me. Pesona. Yeah, but now I'm like, I'm going to be sincere to

the last day and now I feel nothing. Ice queen bitch, Claudia. Oh, shut up, Clint. You don't cry either. I feel like I... Say it. Say it. I feel like because I'm in a room with Clint, I hold back my emotions because I know he'll bully me for it. He just gets real stiff

You're like, oh yes, I feel nothing as well Yeah, me too I never felt an emotion in my life I hate that bitch Oh boy I'll say nice things We'll make you cry We'll see what happens

I've got a speech So I had to make shorter Because I don't want to go on the air For too long It'll be 10 minutes Are the names that are in WhatsApp The names like how you've saved them in your phone What?

In WhatsApp You know in WhatsApp when the number carries over? subject change. I'm just looking at Ella's screen and she got WhatsApp open. Clint, she spelled your name wrong. Yeah, this was when I first started. How have you spelled it?

Greg. No. Is it C-L-I-T? Does it C-U-N-T? No, it's the last name. R-O-B-B-E-R-T-S. Roberts. Yeah, sorry.

R-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-E-R-T. I don't know how to tell you. That's really funny. Can I change it? Yeah, in your phone. It's just in your context in your phone. Oh, no. Here it is.

How do you spell it is? How do you spell it? T-S. Yeah. Nice. Good thing to get right on the day you leave. Yay. There we go.

And his number is. O-G-1. I don't know. Whose number is that? That? There's so much fun stuff on her. What's that? What else do you guys want to talk about?

Yeah. I'm panicking. No, I'm not. No, there's nothing else. Nothing else. All right. I love you guys. Just know that.

Can you get on your microphone, please? Oh, do you think, on the last day? I just want to relax. my chair. I love you guys. We love you. Bittersweet. Also.

You guys have nailed it. You just crack the code of radio. It is a bit of sweet. It's not just sad. Maybe it is just sad. Bittersweet as in... Yeah, you get to get away from you, but oh, I have to leave. Yeah, you get more money, but...

Oh, yeah, okay, bit of sweet. Yeah, yeah. What will you miss most about the job? I'll miss you guys. I'll miss just the funny... Like, wherever else am I going to look at your asshole, Brie, to see if you brown-eyed your channing lady

those moments I can come over and get you and do it again I haven't written a speech for you That's okay Would you like to see my asshole As a party That's all I've got

Which I think is a pretty nice gesture Holy shit Careful got her She will say used to that True I don't know if I can back that up You'll have to back it up Spread him Oh God

I got asked at lunch today From our intern Is it? Would she, would I bleach her asshole. Whoa. Yeah. Is that something you do?

I mean, I'm open. We don't know what the new Ella's like. She might. True. She may have a little cabin out of the back of her property where she does anal bleaching and laser hair removal. Yeah. You can get that on DEMU. All right.

Love you guys. Bless you. Oh, bless me. Someone bless me. Bless you. Bless you. Wait, can I quickly say something to the listeners? Yes.

Thank you for listening to the show and for always supporting us for telling us for telling us when we fucked up for telling us when we were funny and keep telling Claudia she's hot what about us and Brian Clint but they know that already Claudia needs them pick me up

What is her self-esteem Okay that's all Okay see ya I'm sick of me now Thanks for making it about me Your favourite thing Shut up Play ZM's Brie and Clint

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