ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party: Taking a leaf out of Will & Woody's book

Episode Date: August 19, 2026

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Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. What up, dogs? Welcome to the After Party. Radio ratings day here at Z-M tomorrow. Oh, yeah, we totally forgot about that. We 100% forgot. And then one of our producers said to us,

oh, you get your ratings tomorrow. Oh, by the way. For those you don't know, we get our ratings three times a year, and this will be our second ratings of the year. At least it shows that we're not. concerned. Yeah. It's going to happen

whether you know about it or not. It's going to happen whether we know about it or not. And if they're bad, then someone will come back and go, well, you should have been concerned. You should be concerned now. And if they're good, they'll go, no, no reason for concern. What have they stayed the same?

That's all right. Could have been worse. Oh, but it could have been better. What are we going to do next? Yeah, but what's next? Secret sound. Yeah. We need to send Bree up in a hot air balloon.

No. And she floats over the country. And people have to guess where she's going to land. We divide the whole country into a grid, and people go to the ZDM website. And they claim a square on the grid. And wherever Brie lands in the Horti Boulon, that's the person who wins the prize. What a genius promo. Did you just come up with that?

It's called Breeloon. Man, this is how it's done. You know how we're going to send you up and down the Sky Tower next week? If I print out a Brie mask and put it on my own face, do you reckon we could pass that off as you so you don't have to do it? And I'll do it for you. Love that idea. Open to that.

You know, you can just have a turn if you want. You don't have to pretend to be Brie. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. Should we actually genuinely hire a Brie stunt double? Do you remember when we tried to do that that time? Yeah.

We got front row tickets to the breakers at the basketball at the, Spark Arena and Brie couldn't make it so he spent a week looking for a A Doppel gang up A doppel A doppel Brie Something like that Yeah

I reckon She's a great person and I sat with her for the whole game Did not look like me at all I reckon on the lookalike scale she was a three out of ten I think Claudia looks more like me than what she did I was going to say if you dressed me up properly I'd probably need sunglasses and to stand far away but people might believe it I reckon too.

My hairs need it's a little different but like we could probably try. Yeah. I think you'd pull it off. Can you do Bree voice? Geree mate. Get a mate. When the fuck has Bree ever said Cobba?

When she's pretending to be Rita Orra? Do I? No. Oh my God, do you even know, Bree? No, don't. God. She doesn't like to talk to me when the microphones are off. Oh, shut up.

I love that gag. It's true. It's not fucking true Allie got in trouble for licking her in the eye yesterday Yeah I got smashed It's not nice to lick people in the eye Look Remember I've licked Clint's eyeball once

Oh Remember that? What, his actual Yeah I do Yeah It was like a rock paper scissors thing I've licked Bree's phone You've licked my face too

I looked your face And remember I had that I had that chemical peel that day on my face Who kissed whose feet? You kissed my feet Oh that's right You guys are weird And you did the snot sucker on me or I did the snot sucker on you?

I think I did it on you. Ooh, don't what? The baby snotsucker. We did it when I was having my first baby. You guys need to do what Will and Woody did. Kiss. Make out proper. I can't believe that they did that.

Shout out Will and Woody. Love it. I think about that video a lot. Their show is fantastic and the content they make is great. That video of them kissing made me physically ill. It went on and on. and on. It was way too intimate.

Didn't he go in with like, when Brea and I do these things, there's an element of us not wanting to do it. With the Will and Woody one. It went on for way too long. No shame. And it's not about two men kissing. It's about the fact that they're friends.

Yeah. I feel like it would be the same if you and I kiss. It's not a homophobic thing. It's a friend thing. I think people would have the same reaction if you and I. 100%. It's like when we posted the photos, the fake engagement photos when we mirrored Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's

and it was like the most intimate photos of us that have ever been taken in these like, you know, engagement photo positions and people were like, I feel weird about this. Yeah, 100%. You know? Like it's weird. But at least it was satire. Anyway, shout out Will and Woody.

Love those guys. Hey, hey. It made us feel something, didn't it? And we're talking about them. And they had a mural done of that moment in Melbourne somewhere. Yeah, someone did a huge one. Look, that's funny. That's very funny.

I want a mural. That's cool. We've got to get you guys a mural. Well, how about you and Ella kiss then? Put that away. I can't stop sneezing. Bless you. Would you kiss me?

For how much? For free. All free. Like a full tongue kiss. No, because Ella would feel uncomfortable telling her husband about it. No, I haven't kissed. Claudia has no blood. She can throw caution to the wind.

Claudia's favorite somber song is Home Wrecker. What would be the... They just kissed. Here's my question. Out of us four, what is the least weird and awkward two of us to kiss? I don't know if that combo exists. I feel like it doesn't matter which way you dice it. I think it's awkward.

Is it? Is it? Yeah. Yeah. Because Ella's got things to learn. And you're like the elder lesbian. of the show. But there's no risk because we know that you're happily engaged.

Stop calling me a lesbian. I'm not a lesbian. Sorry, you're the older. Gaybo. Gaybo. I have not heard that word. Sorry. It's so long.

I didn't say older lesbian. I said elder. Okay. All right, Bree. I'm the elder bisexual in the show. Thank you. We didn't tongue at Lord, did we? No.

No tongue. You're the elder queero. And you know, so she needs to. And also, So Claudia's too single. You know, there's a chance things could happen. There's a chance you can catch feelings. Oh, that's the way I would go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who? Claudia would catch feelings. I'd fall in. They would do it. They would do it. And Ella would go, oh my God, that was really interesting. And then Claudia would go, so what are we?

When are you moving in? You need to talk to your husband. I think seeing Claudia and Clint kiss would be worse than seeing Brie and Clint kiss. You reckon? Yeah, something about that dynamic. Oh my. Because he's an elder gaybo. Yeah.

He's the elder straighto Thank you, Bree Oh, sorry Oh, okay, this got weird Yeah, when are we kissing then? No, there's no kissing that's happening We really pared ourselves off though It's Ella and Bree and me and Claudia

No, it can't be you too But you also talked about me and Bree and me and Ella I think it's just Claudia I think, okay, here's an idea for the show You're the only single one Here's an idea for the show And you're the biggest slut We have to figure out

who is the best kisser out of me, Clint and Ella and the person that has to do that is Claudia has to kiss all three of us. I can do it? Blindfold, so I don't know who's who. Yes. And you both have to have a face. I think you're going to have an idea.

You've got to shave your mustache. If it was 2007, this would be happening on the show tomorrow. I'm going to go, damn. I kind of keen. I feel like I've been on shows where this has happened. I agree. I think I've definitely been a part of a show where this went down. I'll get my chapstick on.

She's so keen. She's so keen. Love a good kiss. We've got to get out of here. That was a 10 out of 10 podcast, must I say. Yeah. It's really just taking people to the edge. Look at how excited Ella gets, wouldn't she?

Just the thought of kissing anyone else on the show. Women. Yeah. Women. She's just to live out all of her inner thoughts. No one bring up Brindley's stand. It's not It's not the same if they're making me do it

Yeah, it's just for work Yeah, it's just for work They forced my hand Oh man Where did they force the, no don't I Oh, Clint H-O-T-O-G-O You can take me home

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