ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party with Brodie Kane - 23rd February 2024

Episode Date: February 23, 2024

Bree's off at the Eras Tour so we've been blessed by the presence of Brodie Kane! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Afterparty. It's a whole different roster of folks here at the afterparty today. So I'll go first. It's nice to always introduce yourself. Hi, my name is Clint Roberts and I am an alcoholic. Hi, Clint. My name is Brodie Kane and I swear too much and sometimes fart loudly. It happens. Well, you're a great substitute for Bree then.

Yes. Hi, my name is Ella. Sometimes I eat too much noodles and get a little bit round. I was sure you were going to say And fart too much No I love that My name is also Ella Fun fact

I Make one up Because mine was a lie I'm not actually an alcoholic But these two said real ones And now it seems like My alcoholism is a real thing You are

I'm just obsessed with guinea pigs Oh my gosh Both of them Stop Oh god Was it you who was in here When we told Ella That guinea pigs. Oh my gosh! Both of them. Stop. Oh God. Was it you who was in here when we told Ella that guinea pigs were a shit pet? I was here. Oh, update on my guinea pigs.

One ran away. Of course it did. So I gave the other one back to its home. Yeah. What's its home? Well, back in Hamilton where I got it from. You can't return a guinea pig. You can't return a used guinea pig.

I took the guinea pig back to Hamilton. It was hard. It was really sad. New Ella, how many guinea pigs do you have? Oh, I don't have any. Don't get any. There's a list of how many I want to get with all their names. They're so cute.

No, and I don't say this as someone who hates for the sake of hating guinea pigs. I had guinea pigs. Okay, I had guinea pigs. They are the most useless, like, pathetic as a pet. They offer you no affection. What's more useless, fish or guinea pigs oh fish fish but fish are less annoying

less clean you don't have to clean them as much the guinea pigs just poop out little pellets all over the place they wreck your grass but they're so cute so cute

guys I'm actually on the clock if you could wrap this up and give me something decent to share too that would be great Fish and guinea pigs Fine what do you want to talk about You bring something Boobs

Come on Okay Aren't they marvellous Aren't they marvellous They are marvellous Aren't they wonderful They really are Just all shapes and sizes

Wonderful Big one small one some as big as your head I think everyone should embrace their boobs Everyone should embrace their boobs Everyone Yep Absolutely Moobs Yep 100% Moobs Everyone Bigger's your head. I think everyone should embrace their boobs. Everyone should embrace their boobs. Everyone. Yep. Absolutely. Moobs?

Yep. 100%. Moobs? Everyone. Man boobs? Yeah, everyone that's got a breast or two. Yeah. Or three.

Or three. No one's got three. I had a third nipple. Yep. Harry Styles does, doesn't he? I was going to say that. Harry Styles does. Maddie McLean does.

Except I got mine cut out at high school because I got bullied. Oh, really? Yeah, true story. I got a scar. I'm so sorry. Oh, my God, is that your third nipple scar? Was it diagnosed as an actual third nipple or was it like a birthmark? No, they call them, yeah, it's a little teeny tiny one.

Like an udder because it's going down your torso. You're triggering. It's going down your torso. I wonder, this is really weird, but we were already talking about this yesterday. Yeah. Milk, titty milk or whatever. Yeah. Lactation. If I, like like went on all fours like a

cow ella you got to move your headphone away from the microphone it's doing some feedback no other ella oh yeah okay um could you could you milk an actual human what that's what the babies do that's what babies do so but like if i went on all fours and someone did it with their hands you wouldn't need to go on all fours if you were lactating is that possible yeah could you with your hands you wanted to talk about boobies

I thought a boob haver would understand more about how the milk is produced you're saying if I bend over and someone squeezes the milk out

would milk come out yes so you could literally be milked yes thank you you can do it sitting up too

yeah you don't even have to crawl over bend over that's great. I've heard of ladies having to do pump and dumps in the toilets. Like if you're breastfeeding at the time and your body is so used to expressing milk, like on the hour for the baby and you have a night off and you go get a babysitter, but you're still lactating that regularly,

they go into the toilets and just do a squeeze into the toilet bowl. Just pump and dump some of the milk into the toilet. See, they're amazing things, boobs. Amazing things. They do. They do a lot for us. Yeah. Yeah.

Boobies. I'm a huge fan, but I'm just being cautious about what I say. You know, I don't want to come across too keen. Well, I'm just talking about them in a factual manner. I'm not sexualizing. I'm just saying they're fantastic. I really like it. Same.

Exactly. Same. Just like an elbow. Heck yeah. Me. Show us your elbow. Just like a pillow. All right.

Let's get out of here. Have fun. Before we get cancelled. Get lit. Yeah, exactly what I was going to say. Have a great weekend, everybody. Thank you, Brodie Kane, for filling in. Our podcast will go up a little bit later.

Claudia's sick. Bree's away. Everything's a bit out of whack. You'll, Brodie Kane, for filling in. Our podcast will go up a little bit later. Claudia's sick. Bree's away. Everything's a bit out of whack. You'll get it. Okay? You'll get it. Bye. That'll do.

Bye, everybody. Bye, guys. Goodbye. Bye. Brodie's like, you call this a podcast? Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta.

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